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Old Yesterday, 07:18 PM   #5441
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Yea you and me both I'm not the greatest when it comes to self control when I'm drunk.
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Old Yesterday, 07:49 PM   #5442
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Currently making a mix CD (super 90s right now right) for a super cute girl who I'm about 98% sure is into me (I don't know her that well in real life, but we go to the same school and kinda know each other and talk on twitter a lot, and she got her friend to get my number for her cause she was too nervous to ask). There's not a question in there, that's just where I'm at.
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Old Yesterday, 08:16 PM   #5443
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maybe instead of giving her the mixtape you could play it on a boombox that you hold over your head outside of her house.....

edit: @chevelle my money's on you two AT LEAST making out if/when that happens maybe some boobage. maybe not.
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Old Today, 10:33 AM   #5444
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My girlfriend may have glandular fever. Which sucks. She's feeling so down on herself right now with perhaps losing her job over it as she might not be able to work for a while.

Also we can't kiss for 2 months apparently because it's spread through saliva, I haven't had it yet so I'm not immune. Bad times.
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Old Today, 10:48 AM   #5445
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jesus christ, it's like god keeps dropping trou and letting fudge dragons just fall on your relationship

good luck you sorry bastard

edit: so are BJs out of the question too or just kissing
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Old Today, 10:59 AM   #5446
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Can you sack someone over being unable to work through illness? If so that's sucky.

Idk if she's really tired for 6 months like some people are with fever I can't imagine her wanting to give blow jobs haha.

Testing times indeed but I suppose times lik these are when you are glad to had each other.
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