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Old 02-01-2009, 04:37 PM   #1
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The Gentleman Thread

Righto, chaps.

In this lovely thread we shall all act and talk as perfect gentlemen.

No swearing shall be tolerated, nor shall the use of internet idiocy be encouraged.

Also, there is a dress code: you must wear a monocle.




Did you see Ms. Pennyweather today? Word on the street is that she is seeing a young boy from that area of town.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:38 PM   #2
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Did you see Ms. Pennyweather today? Word on the street is that she is seeing a young boy from that area of town.


I heard she was having an affair with the Preacher's son, Thomas.

Dear heavens what will become of her?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:38 PM   #3
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Thank you very much, young sir. This thread shall be a nice change from the usually hoorah!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:38 PM   #4
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I thought there were going to be strippers =[
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:39 PM   #5
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lol if this is not a cry for pit nonsense than i dont know what is. do you want a spam filled thread or what
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I heard she was having an affair with the Preacher's son, Thomas.

Dear heavens what will become of her?



Perhaps she is seeing two men at the same time?

How awefully inappropriate!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:39 PM   #7
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I thought there were going to be strippers =[



Hark! I can clearly see through my crystal encased monacle that our first stripper has arrived. I'll claim this one for myself.


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Old 02-01-2009, 04:39 PM   #8
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I thought there were going to be strippers =[


Unlucky m'lady. Your misinterpretation of this here thread is mightily amusing though.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:40 PM   #9
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I thought there were going to be strippers =[


You would think that.

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Perhaps she is seeing two men at the same time?

How awefully inappropriate!


My father-in-law is quite a good friend with the Preacher. How on earth shall I tell him that his son is being involved in an affair? Oh the indignity!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:41 PM   #10
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Unlucky m'lady. Your misinterpretation of this here thread is mightily amusing though.



Hah Hah, quite so, what a grade A pillock that young chap was.

Anyone care for a bimble up the jitty?
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Unlucky m'lady. Your misinterpretation of this here thread is mightily amusing though.

Right-o, it's quite alright sir, I'll just have to search elsewhere. Now I should probably head off; doesn't seem proper for a lady to be in a gentlemen's thread, seeing as I don't have a willy.
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This thread is absolutely ravishing!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:43 PM   #13
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G'day gentlemen.
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You would think that.



My father-in-law is quite a good friend with the Preacher. How on earth shall I tell him that his son is being involved in an affair? Oh the indignity!



Shameful indeed.

*wipes monocle*

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Old 02-01-2009, 04:43 PM   #15
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so in other words we gotta act like fags?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:43 PM   #16
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Right-o, it's quite alright sir, I'll just have to search elsewhere. Now I should probably head off; doesn't seem proper for a lady to be in a gentlemen's thread, seeing as I don't have a willy.

Quite. Perhaps you should retire to the drawing room so we gentlemen can partake of some cigars and port.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:43 PM   #17
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Right-o, it's quite alright sir, I'll just have to search elsewhere. Now I should probably head off; doesn't seem proper for a lady to be in a gentlemen's thread, seeing as I don't have a willy.


Jolly good idea, m'lady. *Tips hat*
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #18
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Lol, indeed this is rather nice thread.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #19
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My father-in-law is quite a good friend with the Preacher. How on earth shall I tell him that his son is being involved in an affair? Oh the indignity!
Well chap, I believe the best way to go around the matter would be to be as blunt as possible.

A man of his stature would most certainly appreciate it.
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G'day gentlemen.




Pleasure to meet your acquaintance ol' chap.
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