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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #21
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I thought there were going to be strippers =[

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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #22
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By jove I had a jolly good romp with that young lady in the parlor. I excreted crimson seeds.

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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #23
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Right-o, it's quite alright sir, I'll just have to search elsewhere. Now I should probably head off; doesn't seem proper for a lady to be in a gentlemen's thread, seeing as I don't have a willy.



my lady if you leave then all of us in this thread might be considered gay
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:45 PM   #24
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Lol, indeed this is rather nice thread.



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Old 02-01-2009, 04:45 PM   #25
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Lol, indeed this is rather nice thread.

Quite.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:45 PM   #26
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so in other words we gotta act like fags?
A gentleman does not discuss matters of the bedroom, unless it's a pub and you have a scotch and a fine cigar.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #27
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #28
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You can be a gentleman without talking like an upper-class ponce from the 19th century.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #29
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Quite. Perhaps you should retire to the drawing room so we gentlemen can partake of some cigars and port.

That's a plausible idea, old chap, but it's awfully lonely and there and the lighting isn't very good for my stitching. I'll have to get the maid to fix up a few candles and get me a good spot of tea.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #30
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Shameful indeed.

*wipes monocle*

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Well chap, I believe the best way to go around the matter would be to be as blunt as possible.

A man of his stature would most certainly appreciate it.


Great, I just told him and he killed himself

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You can be a gentleman without talking like an upper-class ponce from the 19th century.




I challenge you to a duel you blundering lingual brute!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #31
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Didst one hear that there was a thread for us here gentlemen?

I do hope we can find some jolly niceties to discuss instead of the usual riff raff talk of girls and pornographic materials that one finds quite intolerable.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:47 PM   #32
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my lady if you leave then all of us in this thread might be considered gay


Gay? Why yes, we're all jolly chaps in here!

Tally ho!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:47 PM   #33
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i dun wanna talk liek a gentelemn lolz fuk u

Good heavens sir, I'm guesing you were looking for the Scottish thread?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #34
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so in other words we gotta act like fags?


I do believe you've quite missed the point of this thread, kind sir... and have quickly built a fire near the location of other gentlemen; specifically gentlemen who enjoy having willies in their bum. Some might call this "flaming"; and also ask that you pay a small fine... I'm quite inclined to concur with this, and have come to enforce this justice.

Right-o. Please enjoy a warning, and would you like some tea with it? Crumpets?

*tips hat, whistles, whirls cane about, exits stage left*
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #35
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Great, I just told him and he killed himself :s
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:49 PM   #36
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why hello merry goodfellow. how is the weather in your area? The blasted humidity keeps fogging up my best monocle and making my hair run amuck under my finest top hat.

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Old 02-01-2009, 04:49 PM   #37
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Ah. I see you have decided on wearing your monocle on the opposite eye, Mr. Peanut.
Would you like a scrumptious crumpet?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #38
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We can find a more exciting place to go...




or we can make the men strip.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #39
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That's a plausible idea, old chap, but it's awfully lonely and there and the lighting isn't very good for my stitching. I'll have to get the maid to fix up a few candles and get me a good spot of tea.

Do you not have some female acquaintances with which to discuss whatever matters women discuss? What a shame. Now, be away with you, we men have political issues to comment on!

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I'd rather not, dear boy. Why must you let your dour nature interfere with our merriment?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #40
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I was hunting through the amazon jungle and I saw a TIGER!

"Oh golly" I exclaimed with a frightful tone of voice.

I preceded to slowly unscrew my rather ravishing hip flask of the finest whisky known to gentlemen.

One swift movement later, it's fair to say the tiger is now being bundled into the finest net money can buy.

"Tally Ho!" we exclaimed with sheer excitement!

That gentlemen, was the story of oneself, and a tiger.
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