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Old 02-01-2009, 04:58 PM   #61
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I was hunting through the amazon jungle and I saw a TIGER!

"Oh golly" I exclaimed with a frightful tone of voice.

I preceded to slowly unscrew my rather ravishing hip flask of the finest whisky known to gentlemen.

One swift movement later, it's fair to say the tiger is now being bundled into the finest net money can buy.

"Tally Ho!" we exclaimed with sheer excitement!

That gentlemen, was the story of oneself, and a tiger.


If my good friend recalls the golden era, we could hunt those animals without restraint. Quite refreshing, really. But now all this hubbub with endangered species.
If they want to preserve the animals, put them in the London zoo.

What's say youm gentleman?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:58 PM   #62
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is anyone up for a spot of billiards later in the games room. I'm undecided. I may retire to the drawing room yet.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:58 PM   #63
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Where did he sleep before?

I am actually rather ashamed to admit that I put him up in my King sized bed; such is my compassion for this man.


However, he shall be punished direly for his actions and will sleep with the livestock tonight.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:59 PM   #64
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As I've read this thread, my fine chaps, I believe I have found there to be two types of people in the world. Those who are dignified and sophisticated and those who accuse the other of homosexuality. Tally Ho!
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #65
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I understand that, but who the fuck says 'begone, rascal' in Germany?



I believe the rules of this lovely country club state that English is to be used as the dominant language of communication?

I am merely conforming to the rules set in this establishment.








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Old 02-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #66
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is anyone up for a spot of billiards later in the games room. I'm undecided. I may retire to the drawing room yet.


Oh that does sound splendid my boy, but I have already made plans to go to the lesser area of town and laugh at all those poor people, would you care to join me?
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #67
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Good day jolly chaps, this is a fine thread isn't it? Why, a man could simply find a nice seat in here, get a glass of ol' port and spend the rest of his life here.

I think I shall do just that!
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:02 PM   #68
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Hullo, gents!

I say, it does seem that our hardy little hub has become convoluted with riff-raff of the most terrible sort. A [/I]terrible[I] shame, really.

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Old 02-01-2009, 05:03 PM   #69
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Oh, I was thinking about that nice spot in the New Forest, that is after all, the upper class land... care to join me sir?


If you don't mind. My gracious servant Bernard will be accompanying me. Will you be joining me for dinner afterwards? Nothing like some ol' pheasant, eh, good chap?
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:03 PM   #70
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I was recently made an offer from Mr Watkins. He wishes to marry my daughter, what say you to this? (Bearing in mind, one doesn't own a daughter as of yet....)
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:03 PM   #71
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If my good friend recalls the golden era, we could hunt those animals without restraint. Quite refreshing, really. But now all this hubbub with endangered species.
If they want to preserve the animals, put them in the London zoo.

What's say youm gentleman?


Endanged species? How intriguing.

I dare say an endanged species would look utterly splendid, adorning the space above the fireplace...

I shall send Critchton at once, for my humourous-shaped blunderbuss.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:04 PM   #72
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I understand that, but who the fuck says 'begone, rascal' in Germany?


Surely any well mannered and sophisticated man currently residing in Prussia! And please, do refrain from such street talk. We are attempting to converse in a civil manner, thank you.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:04 PM   #73
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I have become quite profounded from your previous statement, so much that it has become quite humorous how abnormal the said statement is.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:04 PM   #74
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:05 PM   #75
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If you don't mind. My gracious servant Bernard will be accompanying me. Will you be joining me for dinner afterwards? Nothing like some ol' pheasant, eh, good chap?


Oh, that sounds like a positively spiffing idea ol' chap, pheasent it is! How about some boar, I've heard it's very good for the accent!
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:06 PM   #76
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:06 PM   #77
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Good evening gents, anyone for a spot of tea?
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:07 PM   #78
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Oh, that sounds like a positively spiffing idea ol' chap, pheasent it is! How about some boar, I've heard it's very good for the accent!


Ah! What a mighty fine fellow you are! That's the kind of thinking that gets you into Cambridge!
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:07 PM   #79
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This reminds of the old days when I would have a cup of tea by the fire. A cup of cold tea. Without milk or sugar. Or tea.
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