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Doing flips( on the ground not a trampoline) 59 22.69%
Drawing and painting REALLY well 174 66.92%
Speaking fluent japanese including being able to write about 3000 Kanji 27 10.38%
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:00 PM   #1
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Which of these three things do ou think is best for impressing girls
I was thinking I might want to pursue a different field of endeavor as well as guitar and can't decide on which of these is best for impressing girls, so I ask you teenage fappers as I trust you guys are the ones who think about this subject most out of any demographic( I know I do )

any off topic discussions, reporting, posting of "fail", questioning the integrity of my intentions etc will result in e-dick slappings

Edit: for you language noobs out there, Kanji= Chinese characters used in Japanese writing
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:00 PM   #2
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Missing poll is missing.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:01 PM   #3
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....what?

edit: ^^ ooooooh. yeah that would help.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:01 PM   #4
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so what are the three things?
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:01 PM   #5
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What 3 things?

EDIT: There we go
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:01 PM   #6
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:02 PM   #7
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Don't play for girls, play for the music. /dickslap
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:02 PM   #8
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Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.

Sorry I just had to. You know I don't mean those things, right?
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:02 PM   #9
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:02 PM   #10
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The only way you can impress girls is by not trying to impress them at all...
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:02 PM   #11
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Now that the poll is up..

The flips.
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Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.

Sorry I just had to.


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Old 02-07-2009, 08:03 PM   #13
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why is the first one even on there?

He did a flip, I must have him
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Don't do things for the girls. Do it because you love it, and because they add to who you are as a person. If you can dedicate yourself to something and enjoy yourself at the same time, it will be impressive enough.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:05 PM   #15
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Impress them by cutting your testicles off with something sharp.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:05 PM   #16
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playing at 40,000 BPM on guitar is clearly the real solution here.
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Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.

Sorry I just had to.



You make no sense at all.
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Impress them by cutting your testicles off with something sharp.

Better yet, a butter knife.
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why is the first one even on there?

He did a flip, I must have him


Lol I must admit in retrospect, I only added that one because I can already do it and wanted to guage public opinion on it.

to be fear it does equal 1, courage 2, athleticism 3, Jealous comments on the part of people who are unable to pull off the maneuver 4, demonstration of ones "maneuvering" skills
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:08 PM   #20
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It really depends on the girl. Would you not have thought that?
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