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View Poll Results: Which Jokes are the best? (Choose One)
Jew Jokes 75 8.16%
Baby Jokes 174 18.93%
Sexually Related Jokes 136 14.80%
Michael Jackson Jokes 10 1.09%
Gay/Homo/Bi/Rape Jokes 41 4.46%
Fat Jokes 22 2.39%
Cookies 26 2.83%
Religous 48 5.22%
Other 67 7.29%
I Like them all, and I Wuv Cookies...From your mom! 320 34.82%
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:42 AM   #61
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This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

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Old 03-01-2009, 06:46 AM   #62
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It's ****ing close to water.
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Old 03-01-2009, 07:00 AM   #63
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heres a good one.....
go to the search bar look up horrible jokes you will go to hell for telling
then rofl
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Old 03-01-2009, 07:01 AM   #64
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Old 03-01-2009, 07:55 AM   #65
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I remember now....

lol.
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Old 03-01-2009, 08:05 AM   #66
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What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?








The Pope died a virgin.

Old, but still makes me chuckle.
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Old 03-01-2009, 08:12 AM   #67
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?




Christopher Walken! *rimshot*








Just...
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Old 03-01-2009, 11:10 AM   #68
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What did Madeline McCann's best friend do when she found out Maddie had died?































































Cried.
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Old 03-01-2009, 11:13 AM   #69
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how old are you
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Old 03-01-2009, 11:14 AM   #70
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what's the hardest thing about kicking a baby down the stairs?

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Old 03-01-2009, 11:15 AM   #71
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Old 03-01-2009, 11:27 AM   #72
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I had some good ones when my friend lost her voice, I just can't remember them
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Old 03-01-2009, 11:35 AM   #73
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How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?









9 months
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:38 PM   #74
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Holy **** these are F'ed up. lolz =)

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Old 03-01-2009, 06:40 PM   #75
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:42 PM   #76
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What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?








The Pope died a virgin.

Old, but still makes me chuckle.

What's the difference between Maddie McCann jokes and Maddie McCann?

The jokes will get old.
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:47 PM   #77
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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

















.............Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven.























I jerked off over watching a Holocaust documentary





















...................So what?!? There was a shower scene
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:49 PM   #78
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What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?




The Pope died a virgin.

Old, but still makes me chuckle.

that's not how it goes, it's like this:

How is Maddie McCann like Pope John Paul II?




they both died a virgin.

How are they different?










The Pope was buried one.
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:50 PM   #79
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What's red, noisy and sits in a corner?

A baby playing with knives.
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:51 PM   #80
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