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Old 03-10-2009, 10:48 PM   #1
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Pot Drug Test (please help)

I would post this in the drug thread but I need advice as soon as possible.
Okay so I smoked about 9 days ago and I have a drug test coming up this Friday. It's just a home test and I've been doing things to get it out of my system (detox tea, cranberry juice, lots of water, exercise etc) and wanted to know if any of you guy have any tips or ways to not necessarily get the THC out of my system but to mask it. Any help is appreciated and please, only serious answers.

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Old 03-10-2009, 10:50 PM   #2
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THC stays in your system FOREVER!
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:51 PM   #3
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this is why you pee before you smoke up and store it in the fridge.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:51 PM   #5
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Poppy Seeds. No joke... eating lots and lots of them. Buy poppyseed muffins and take the seeds out/off and eat them... or... if you can find them... just the seeds.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:52 PM   #6
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:53 PM   #7
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Poppy Seeds. No joke... eating lots and lots of them. Buy poppyseed muffins and take the seeds out/off and eat them... or... if you can find them... just the seeds.



And then he could possibly test positive for heroine/opium.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:53 PM   #8
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Poppy Seeds. No joke... eating lots and lots of them. Buy poppyseed muffins and take the seeds out/off and eat them... or... if you can find them... just the seeds.

This, there's seriously no other way.
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Your routine seems to be fine, it's what I would do.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:53 PM   #9
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poppy seeds show up as heroin, or at least thats the rumor mill
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:53 PM   #10
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No, eating a lot of poppy seeds makes you actually test positive. If it's a piss test, depending on how much/often you smoke you should be fine. Unless it's a hair folicle test. If it's that then you are ****ed.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:53 PM   #11
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also, get a friend to pee for you... not that hard.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:54 PM   #13
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:54 PM   #14
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just drink alot of monster/water/milk/OJ simpson/ tea. as long as your peeing every 30 mins you should be fine.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:55 PM   #15
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Yeah get good pee from someone. Or you could buy your own test and see if you're even going to test positive or if you're freaking out for nothing.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:56 PM   #17
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drink about 10 red bulls... no lie this has worked for me and i smoked the day before the test
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:56 PM   #18
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:56 PM   #19
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dilute your urine

BTW the drug thread is very active... I've never really seen it empty.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:56 PM   #20
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Well, if you eat the seeds, at least his mom will know it's just cause he's been eating poppy seeds.

He DID mention it was home-based.

Just eat muffins.
Idk... it takes a little social engineering.
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