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Old 03-17-2015, 07:06 PM   #1
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Official NFL thread v. 7

Without further ado, and I apologize to the regs for making them wait so long--here is the new NFL thread!

Talk about National Football league here, whether it be the rules of the game, events, player news, transactions, offseason, the game itself, I don't care, talk NFL. Hell, as long as it is non-NFL football related (AFL, CFL, UFL, NCAA, high school) and it doesn't get taken too far off topic, go ahead, as long as it makes it back to NFL talk soon enough.

Old thread: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1636998

Here is a list of who roots for whom. Names that are italicized note a user's second-favorite team of which they show strong devotion to. I erased some names of users no longer with us, if anyone wants to be added to the list just ask


AFC East
New England Patriots - Death_switch; big-T; Andrea55
New York Jets - Cadj; kalanz808
Miami Dolphins - iro-bot31; Dreadnought
Buffalo Bills - lbc_sublime

AFC West
Denver Broncos - Paroxysm; bradulator; Pan-Tallica
San Diego Chargers
Oakland Raiders - shadow__666
Kansas City Chiefs - sloppyjoe24; Death_switch

AFC North
Baltimore Ravens - necrosis1193; muffinduck01; blake1221
Pittsburgh Steelers - Jackal58; shotgunmerc
Cincinnati Bengals - darkcheef
Cleveland Browns - lucky1978; AeroRocker; Lion_Slicer

AFC South
Houston Texans - Pan-Tallica; jetfuel495
Tennessee Titans -
Jacksonville Jaguars - primusfan
Indianapolis Colts -

NFC East
New York Giants - theogonia777
Philadelphia Eagles - Gibson_SG_uzr55; Jako215; I.O.T.M; WCPhils; behind_you; Toadvine
Dallas Cowboys - thefuzz454; blake1221
Washington Redskins - CoffeeBeans

NFC West
San Francisco 49ers - bdof; Kensai; lolmnt
Arizona Cardinals -
Seattle Seahawks - daytripper75; TSmitty6; Tanglewoodguit; due07; magnus_maximus; SGstriker
St. Louis Rams - jimihendrix6699

NFC North
Green Bay Packers - JustRooster; wastingyears; ehbacon
Detroit Lions - Rockford_rocks; Gibson_SG_uzr55
Chicago Bears - lbc_sublime; darklite41; CashCow; Mr E Meat; progdude93
Minnesota Vikings - jambi_mantra

NFC South
New Orleans Saints - crimsonblood12
Atlanta Falcons - TEK34
Carolina Panthers - Skynyrd890; jazz_rock_feel
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - lolmnt; Strato-Massacre


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RGIII will be better than Newton

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Not gonna lie. Luck is gonna be a bust. Gay Run Tee it.

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I guarantee the Lions winning the Superbowl within the next three seasons. OP it now bitches.

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The Browns will be a bigger threat in three years than the Bengals in the AFC North

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Kaep is forever a pussy

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How bda ar thee Succaners? Sresoly?
The Jags andd the Bucs shooulldd play inn the Sucker Bolw

EDIT; mybe I shouldd've ussed beer instedda of whiskeyy...

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Yesss 2013 NFL rulebook is finally available for download
This is the single geekiest post in this entire thread.



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You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town

He's leaving the game,
He's leaving it twice,
He's coming right back with the Jets and the Vikes
Santa Favre is coming to town

He sees the stunted blitzing,
He has a mean pump fake,
He'll throw it even where he never should,
So you better just buckle up and pray,

You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town


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This Broncos team is too good to win. If the NFL has shown me anything, it's that dream teams never pull it off. Division round loss, but an all time classic.


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Seahawks will repeat.

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Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!

Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!


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Jaguars come in 2nd in their division this year. May or may not make the wildcard.



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I'll guarantee the Skins winning the NFCE this season.


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@ DAL *Thanksgiving game
vs SEA
vs DAL
@WAS
@NYG

5-0

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Eagles gonna win the superbowl after every other player gets arrested/suspended


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Pats vs. Hawks Super Bowl, Lynch gets arrested for violently domesticating some people in the days leading up to the game and the Pats win courtesy of a goal line fumble by [I don't know] Turbin in the final seconds of the game.
Ridley fumbles it the play before the 2 minute warning and Dan Connolly runs it in for the score, reminding everyone of his sweet kick returning skills in the process.

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On a scale of Andy Reid Game Management to Earthquake Saints, how much Handing The Ball Off To Marshawn can I expect?

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The contestants for best name this year:

Hilarious name puns: Dreamius Smith
Absurd and overvoweled, aka "Best Hawaiian": Owamagbe Odighizuwa(runner up: Ifo Ekpre-Olomu)
Same name as current veteran: tie, Michael Bennett and Michael Bennett
Best alliteration: Zach Zenner
Best use of the letter Z, aka "the Juszczyk": Konrad Zagzebski, who also wins the Annual Soviet for name that most sounds like a Russian spy from a cold war movie.
Best noun-based name, aka "The Mister Cobble": Junior Salt
Best adjective-ish surname, aka "The Mercilus": Andrew Manley
Blackest name, aka "The Key and Peele": tie, Rob'Donovan Lewis, Yannik Cudjoe-Virgil, and Valerian Ume-Ezeoke
Whitest name, aka "The Dan Smith": Tie, Austin Collinsworth and Jesse James
Badassest football-sounding name, aka "TheTimmy Jernigan": Floyd Raven, Jr.


They shall fight for the title of best name.

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If the Raiders actually pulled that off they'd be an instant playoff team holy shit haha



I'm sorry. Just the thought of it.


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A hearty application of Philly Logic™ Sauce™, a.k.a. a strange combination of alcohol - anything works - Donovan McNabb's tears, three hand-liquified japalenos, and whatever the bitterest thing you can find nearby is.

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Whoever is selected with this pick will be top 5 at his position in the next 2 years.
from Harvin trade
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I said this last year, but Jags are getting 2nd in the AFC South next year. Eventually, I will be right.

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Old 03-17-2015, 07:08 PM   #2
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:09 PM   #3
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:11 PM   #4
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:13 PM   #5
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why dont all teams play eachother? Westcoast teams pussy and can't deal with loosing to the eastcoast elite?
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:13 PM   #6
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:14 PM   #7
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:16 PM   #8
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:21 PM   #9
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'cause I'm surprised he's lasted nearly a week on the roster too...CHIMDI CHEKWA HYPE!
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:25 PM   #10
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dat fail

also ehbacon I'm sorry for all the times I got shitty with you about Suh after that edmodo thread

it was a sad feeling when I realized my fatal mistake.


also I'm glad someone enjoyed that thread
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:55 PM   #11
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This years prediction:

Go to Jimmy Graham bam Ave. Advance to Superbowl.

Also 9ers go 3-13. Called it before the offseason, sticking with it.


Also, as far as I'm concerned the Seahawks did win the SB last year, making my repeat prediction come true. I've just been blacked out this whole time since 2nd and 3.
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Also, as far as I'm concerned the Seahawks did win the SB last year, making my repeat prediction come true. I've just been blacked out this whole time since 2nd and 3.


Browns fan levels of Denial
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The whole Jimmy Graham vs. Bruce Irvin and Michael Bennett fued is ridiculous. If Bennett leaves it's only because of money and Dan Quinn, not Graham.

Think how many people you like and dislike at your job. You're not gonna leave your job because someone in another department is an asshole. You're gonna leave for more money if anything.



If Bennett leaves, well, that's 5 less penalty yards every game, but Mike B is the shit and is in the backfield constantly. Hope there's no truth to the rumor.
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it was a sad feeling when I realized my fatal mistake.


also I'm glad someone enjoyed that thread


You see my post in the acoustic album thread? About the song idea
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I just haven't sobered up in 6 weeks. You guys just can't tell because I don't type like Gibby after 10 shots:

HueueueieieueieieieEaglessuckhuieieieieieieewhiske yrjeiihuieieieieiieieieieitsmitty6isthebestehuihui eieiieieie.
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Old 03-17-2015, 08:15 PM   #16
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Bills offered Charles Clay 5yr/$38 million. Way more than he's worth imo, since that would make him the fourth-highest paid TE. I love Clay but I hope we let him walk. Especially since Jordan Cameron is an upgrade from him and is getting paid slightly less.

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Expectations for the Browns come in baby steps. Last year, they managed to keep the losses to single digits. Now let's upgrade to "not last in the division." Even though their top playmaker can be most accurately described as "none of the above."
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And you guys haven't seen shitfaced me in a long time because I don drink as often and wen I do, it's with friends. I used to drink alone
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When you drink alone, do you prefer to be by yourself?

Maybe I'll get plastered for the draft this year and live post.
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