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1 7 12.50%
2 6 10.71%
3 8 14.29%
4 10 17.86%
5 12 21.43%
6 10 17.86%
9 11 19.64%
10 20 35.71%
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then 26 46.43%
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:51 PM   #1
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But really though don't lie

How many small children could you take on in a fight


Don't lie, it's under seven. Mother****ers are like ewoks I imagine
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:52 PM   #2
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Unless 1 is the apawn of chuck norris then 0
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:52 PM   #3
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i think over 3 would overwhelm me with their little fists
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:53 PM   #4
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Wasn't there some site for this? I think my result was 42.
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:53 PM   #5
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3. I know I could take 2, and 3 seems pretty reasonable. At four they could all dedicate one of each to your limbs and then you've got trouble
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:53 PM   #6
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I can't hit a small child.
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:54 PM   #7
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I'm better with my feet than my fists so I feel like that's advantageous. On the other hand, kids are probably taller than me these days.
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:54 PM   #8
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:54 PM   #9
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:55 PM   #10
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:55 PM   #11
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How small?

A random collection of children between toddler age and the American sixth grade, or whatever the weird European equivalent is
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I'm better with my feet than my fists so I feel like that's advantageous. On the other hand, kids are probably taller than me these days.

Are you like 5'1"" or something?
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Old 07-10-2014, 05:56 PM   #13
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Thats not that bad
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:02 PM   #15
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I have a recurring dream where I punch kids in the face and they don't react.

I think like 5 though. I reckon you could swing one about and do a bit of damage to the others.
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:06 PM   #16
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put me in a match with a bunch of children and itll be like that scene from the matrix reloaded
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:08 PM   #17
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put me in a match with a bunch of children and itll be like that scene from the matrix reloaded


Except I wouldn't pay to watch The Matrix Reloaded
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:19 PM   #18
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Maybe a couple dozen

My toned, muscled calves could incapacitate numerous small children in one, fell blow
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:24 PM   #19
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:53 PM   #20
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If they're all below the age of like, 14, I could probably keep kicking them over until I get tired. Most of them just cry and run away when they get in a fight so it shouldn't be a problem.

15/16 is when they actually start resembling something similar to an actual adult. Maybe about 10 of 'em if they coordinate themselves and attack with tactics.

Maybe about 6 if they're the sort of kid that has the ability to grow a full and proper beard at that age. Not because the beard provides any actual advantage in a fight, just because the fact that they can grow a full beard and I can't at the age of 23 will cause me to have blurred vision from the tears of sadness.
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