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No, seriously
Join Date: Mar 2008
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It's okay, I forgive you. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go back to cutting myself, for you see it releases the precious endorphins in the brain.
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05-12-2009, 11:31 PM
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got V%E5d+?
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: My milkshake brings all the tards to the yard and they're like GHRBHBFLGFGAHRL
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You're not miserable. Stop acting like it, and do something with your life.
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05-12-2009, 11:33 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I don't care.
Anarchy is stupid and can't work. It broke. |
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05-12-2009, 11:33 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2008
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No matter how bad I am no matter the fact that I go to a brethren church and you go to a baptist, no matter how many times we've kissed. I will not sleep with your daughter before marriage!!!! So let us close the door, let us be in the same room alone, let us be together more than one day a week, you over protective asshole.
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05-12-2009, 11:33 PM
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how did that get here?
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: where the unicorns still roam free
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theres no way we wont **** this up
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05-12-2009, 11:35 PM
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Haders Gonna Hade
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ireland
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Argh
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05-12-2009, 11:36 PM
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UG's anti-semite
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney, Australia
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These are all to different people:
I don't care about your relationship problems. Stop up talking at the end of every sentence. I don't care that you're pissed I'm dating your daughter, I'm going to slam her just because of that. Stop texting me every second of the day. I don't care what you're having for lunch. |
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05-12-2009, 11:37 PM
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UG God
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tejas
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No one gives a shit about you. Stay the fuck away from me.
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05-12-2009, 11:37 PM
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UG's Bert Macklin
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Pawnee, IN
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TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS.
*sigh* I've wanted to shout that all day.
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05-12-2009, 11:38 PM
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C(k)=Epsilon(ijk)A(i)B(j)
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Asymmetric Tensored Hilbert Space
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I'm not really color blind, I just hate when you ask me over and over what color curtains I want in the bedroom.
I really couldn't give a ****, as long as they block sunlight.
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05-12-2009, 11:38 PM
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UGs Triangle Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Please, leave me alone... for once. I need my own space sometimes.
-Girlfriend ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't believe in you and what you stand for -English teacher ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I hope you know, you made my 5th grade hell -5th Grade teacher ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry I couldn't be w/ you and I hope you know I liked you -Some girl who liked me last year ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **** you. I hope you know when I'm out of the house my little brothers/your sons will hardly listen to you since they listen to me more than you and they do **** behind your back that I let them b/c you're such a controlling asshole. My mom could do much better and you know it, jerk. -Step dad -------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry mom, but I simply don't believe in your religion or anything that is associated w/ and no, I'm not Agnostic, I'm full blown Atheist and I'm not going to become Evangelican or Catholic b/c I simply cannot believe what you believe. -Mom -------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe if you weren't such a macho asshole, your business wouldn't be such a piece of **** money waster, listen to your wife.. she has a degree in business. I hate you and all men who have immature macho bull****, one thing to be chivalrous and another to be immature at ****ing 40 years old. And for once, try to be a man w/o your wife having to make you shake my hand, asshole. Just b/c I'm dating your daughter and making her happy doesn't mean you have to be such an asshole to me to the point where you can't give me a decent hello and manly handshake. You are an immature child and I **** your daughter whenever you're out of the house afterschool. -Girlfriend's dad
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05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
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someone's listening in.
Join Date: Dec 2006
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05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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That's NOT where a loofah goes.
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05-12-2009, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Alright - I guess I'll contribute since I inadvertantly busted on that other guy because I thought his truth was a joke.
-When are you going to stop trying to make me dislike you out of fear for how right things could be, and realize that what you want is right in front of you? I'm not going anywhere - I'm not abandoning you.
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05-12-2009, 11:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Indiana
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05-12-2009, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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you need to grow up, i cant hold your hand and do everything for you anymore. your more than old enough to take care of everything by yourself. by the way, i have done everything for you and more but most days im still your 2nd option.
------- you know you can be weak, no one will judge you for it. this tough girl wall you put up is very thin. if you open up to me and finally explain yourself i know you will be happier with life. ------- we have been broken up 3 years now and you still have a creepy thing for me, you check up my facebook/myspace and make sure to convienantly appear in places i will be. things are over you know, you broke up with me and made me out to be the asshole because i wont take your pathetic ass back, grow up, find a backbone, and be somebody. then maybe we can talk one day. god damn.
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05-12-2009, 11:50 PM
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Haders Gonna Hade
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ireland
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I should have visited you way more, and now I can't even remember the last thing I said to you. I love you.
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05-12-2009, 11:51 PM
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UG's Cannons King
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: USA
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PLEASE stop talking.
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05-12-2009, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In The Jaws Of The Lords Of Death
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First you said you loved me...then you said you didn't...and right after that, not even two days later, I found out you've been dating someone during this episode we were having?
Have you been fucking with me the whole time? Did you ever like me at all?
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05-12-2009, 11:52 PM
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I hate my username
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: San Diego
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I still love you...
/emo moment
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