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Old 05-12-2009, 11:30 PM   #41
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Oh - apologies...

I thought that was a joke directed at TS.... In which case, it was funny.

Actuality dictates that it's not. My bad.

It's okay, I forgive you.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go back to cutting myself, for you see it releases the precious endorphins in the brain.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:31 PM   #42
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:33 PM   #43
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:33 PM   #44
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No matter how bad I am no matter the fact that I go to a brethren church and you go to a baptist, no matter how many times we've kissed. I will not sleep with your daughter before marriage!!!! So let us close the door, let us be in the same room alone, let us be together more than one day a week, you over protective asshole.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:33 PM   #45
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theres no way we wont **** this up
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:35 PM   #46
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:36 PM   #47
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These are all to different people:

I don't care about your relationship problems.
Stop up talking at the end of every sentence.
I don't care that you're pissed I'm dating your daughter, I'm going to slam her just because of that.
Stop texting me every second of the day. I don't care what you're having for lunch.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:37 PM   #48
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No one gives a shit about you. Stay the fuck away from me.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:37 PM   #49
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TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS.

*sigh* I've wanted to shout that all day.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:38 PM   #50
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I'm not really color blind, I just hate when you ask me over and over what color curtains I want in the bedroom.

I really couldn't give a ****, as long as they block sunlight.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:38 PM   #51
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Please, leave me alone... for once. I need my own space sometimes.
-Girlfriend

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I don't believe in you and what you stand for
-English teacher

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I hope you know, you made my 5th grade hell
-5th Grade teacher

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I'm sorry I couldn't be w/ you and I hope you know I liked you
-Some girl who liked me last year

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**** you. I hope you know when I'm out of the house my little brothers/your sons will hardly listen to you since they listen to me more than you and they do **** behind your back that I let them b/c you're such a controlling asshole. My mom could do much better and you know it, jerk.
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I'm sorry mom, but I simply don't believe in your religion or anything that is associated w/ and no, I'm not Agnostic, I'm full blown Atheist and I'm not going to become Evangelican or Catholic b/c I simply cannot believe what you believe.
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Maybe if you weren't such a macho asshole, your business wouldn't be such a piece of **** money waster, listen to your wife.. she has a degree in business. I hate you and all men who have immature macho bull****, one thing to be chivalrous and another to be immature at ****ing 40 years old. And for once, try to be a man w/o your wife having to make you shake my hand, asshole. Just b/c I'm dating your daughter and making her happy doesn't mean you have to be such an asshole to me to the point where you can't give me a decent hello and manly handshake. You are an immature child and I **** your daughter whenever you're out of the house afterschool.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:39 PM   #52
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I didn't mean to be weird just funny. At least say hello....

...Are you me?
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:39 PM   #53
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That's NOT where a loofah goes.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:41 PM   #54
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Alright - I guess I'll contribute since I inadvertantly busted on that other guy because I thought his truth was a joke.

-When are you going to stop trying to make me dislike you out of fear for how right things could be, and realize that what you want is right in front of you? I'm not going anywhere - I'm not abandoning you.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:46 PM   #55
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I didn't mean to be weird just funny. At least say hello....

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Old 05-12-2009, 11:48 PM   #56
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you need to grow up, i cant hold your hand and do everything for you anymore. your more than old enough to take care of everything by yourself. by the way, i have done everything for you and more but most days im still your 2nd option.

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you know you can be weak, no one will judge you for it. this tough girl wall you put up is very thin. if you open up to me and finally explain yourself i know you will be happier with life.

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we have been broken up 3 years now and you still have a creepy thing for me, you check up my facebook/myspace and make sure to convienantly appear in places i will be. things are over you know, you broke up with me and made me out to be the asshole because i wont take your pathetic ass back, grow up, find a backbone, and be somebody. then maybe we can talk one day. god damn.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:50 PM   #57
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I should have visited you way more, and now I can't even remember the last thing I said to you. I love you.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:51 PM   #58
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:51 PM   #59
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First you said you loved me...then you said you didn't...and right after that, not even two days later, I found out you've been dating someone during this episode we were having?

Have you been fucking with me the whole time? Did you ever like me at all?
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:52 PM   #60
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