05-13-2009, 12:24 AM
|
#81 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: wyoming
|
*Ahem*
Here is my list of kids in my class who are ******s: Dylan Osbourne - You are the biggest douche I have ever met, I hope you go to prison. Tyler Shreyer - I hate your guts, you are all talk. Micheal Meade - You always say your stronger than me yet you got beat up by a ******. Isaac Buyer - You are an immature prick and also fat. Mark Richards - You are an even bigger immature prick. Sherry - I can't stand to look at you. Drew Watt - I am going to punch you in the face within the next 3 weeks I know I am. Chris Durtche - Now I know why people call you chris douche, we used to be friends ass hole. Sydney Anderson - mamas girl Mickee - you don't know me and when we met you said I was a terrible person, im not, bitch. Brandon Whenburg - I tried to be nice to you when no one else would, your just a dick hole dude sorry. Samantha K Hill Smith - EMO New Jessica girl - Me and Corey can't stand you. Brock Gladston - I am jealous of your popularity. Jesse Johnson - Your going to be a drunk when you grow up. Jesse Bloom - You passed out then cried... weird seeing a jock cry. Matt Salo - It was a snow ball chill out already Bryce Hannemen - Your gay for Brady, I know it Brady Baker - wanna be prep, worthless Adam - you used to be cool but now you have issues. Alex epp - nothing against gays just keep it to yourself Alec - You said you would burn my house down? wow I can't think of any more now but this isnt even half of the kids I hate. SPREAD THE WORD : DYLAN OSBOURNE IS A ******  feels good to vent |
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:24 AM
|
#82 | |
|
';,,;' Growly
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
To 3 different people.
You're a self centered douche and even though you think it's hilarious and a compliment in some way it's really not. Me and my friends are starting to hate you and cannot wait until we don't have to see you every day. You use people and think you're cool for it, when really it just shows how big of a dick head you really are. You're a prick. You act like you're ontop of everything and know all but are really just as clueless as everyone else. You lie to impress people and are extremely self righteous. You also use people and dispose of them when someone else 'better' comes along. You will find yourself lonely for most of your life. You. Are. Stupid. You will NOT listen to advice of people that are just trying to help you and are blind to the mess you have created. You are too lazy to do anything, you will not get a job and are already in a very rough financial situation that you seem to be doing NOTHING about. You keep adding things to your 'to do list' but you will never do any of them. You do not have enough time to work, goto school and take care of your other responsibilites, all which require your full time attention.
__________________
We sailed through endless skies... Quote:
Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<< i¯i▀▀▀i¯i‾°δ‾‾Pך]█████████████████████████) |
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:28 AM
|
#83 | |
|
imma ruin you сunt
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: BRICK SQUAD
|
Goddamn, you're so fucking hot.
Quote:
That too. Last edited by Doppelgänger : 05-13-2009 at 12:35 AM. |
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:29 AM
|
#84 | ||
|
Bubba Gump
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
|
I just want to jizz all over you.
__________________
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD
Quote:
Quote:
Fender Stratocaster 57' Reissue (Japanese) Vox Valvetronix AD15VT |
||
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:29 AM
|
#85 | ||
|
You am i and i are great
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: melburn
|
your kid is not special.... i am not impressed by something that ****s, crys and sleeps all day. no it does not have super strong grip and no the baby does not like you its a baby. your kid is not special because it has two mums and i hate the fact we are now related because you stole my uncles sperm.
__________________
Quote:
Quote:
member #9 of "The Beatles really are the greatest Metal Face productions! watch our movies! http://www.metalface.tk/ |
||
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:30 AM
|
#86 |
|
Ω
Join Date: May 2006
|
Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:31 AM
|
#87 | |
|
Forum King
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In The Jaws Of The Lords Of Death
|
Ohhh, I got another one.
'Sup you dumb bitch. You talk so much shit about people, its amazing that you don't get your ass beat everyday. I don't understand why you fucking exist. You are so completely stupid, I can't comprehend how you haven't choked on your own saliva at this point in life. To top it all off, you call all the other girls at school ugly even though I can absolutely say that you are the most hideous thing I have ever seen. You look like you should ride the damn little bus to school. Do us all a favor and stop breathing.
__________________
No Shackle. No Sugar. All Sabotage!
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:34 AM
|
#88 |
|
You shot my Mercedes?
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
|
I've got one:
Seriously, put down the guitar. Just stop. I appreciate your effort, but it's obviously not for you. You have no sense of rhythm, you write simplistic, cliche songs and your lyrics are horrendous.
__________________
Xbox Live: Sevengill
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:34 AM
|
#89 | ||
|
Forum King
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In The Jaws Of The Lords Of Death
|
Quote:
 hazardmaster has won this thread.
__________________
No Shackle. No Sugar. All Sabotage!
Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:46 AM
|
#90 | |
|
aka Spaceman Spliff
Join Date: Mar 2006
|
You abuse your girlfriend, never pay me back, and lie through your teeth constantly. And you wonder why I refuse to live with you next year.
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:47 AM
|
#91 |
|
UGs NeckBeard
Join Date: Nov 2006
|
**** you. take that god damn top hat and 'crazy' glasses off. I dont care its your band. take that **** off. its ******ed. your in a grove/sluge metal band, your not in ****ing motley crue. plus no one will see that **** because your behind the god damn drums. and for your other ****in band, **** them. they are gay as **** and all you do is practice your god damn bass all the time and never work on drums. your bass tone is ****. tone is not plugging your bass up to several distortion pedals, and a wah and leaving it on with it push all the way forward. and no, no matter how much you want him to, the bassist in our band isnt going to have those ******ed ass settings.
__________________
Gear: Gibson SG Epiphone LP "Apocalypses Guitar" 70's Silverface Bassman Amp Russian Bigmuff Digitech Deathmetal Pedal Digitech Badmonkey Pedal Boss Tuner Last edited by rossj90 : 05-13-2009 at 12:48 AM. |
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:47 AM
|
#92 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2008
|
I masturbate to pictures of you and you don't even know it.
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:48 AM
|
#93 | |
|
ummm......guitarist?
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio
|
I have a feeling this thread will fail miserably.
EDIT: I guess I'll contribute anyway. You're not good at guitar. Tapping doesn't make you good. People only think you're good because they don't play guitar and tapping sounds amazing to them. Stop showing off. Play something besides Sunshine of Your Love and the first half of Thunderstruck. Also cut your god damn hair and clip your nails.
__________________
Quote:
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist. Last edited by Jacob6293 : 05-13-2009 at 12:52 AM. |
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:49 AM
|
#94 | |
|
UGs NeckBeard
Join Date: Nov 2006
|
Quote:
i think not....
__________________
Gear: Gibson SG Epiphone LP "Apocalypses Guitar" 70's Silverface Bassman Amp Russian Bigmuff Digitech Deathmetal Pedal Digitech Badmonkey Pedal Boss Tuner |
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 12:59 AM
|
#95 | ||
|
Forum King
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In The Jaws Of The Lords Of Death
|
Quote:
__________________
No Shackle. No Sugar. All Sabotage!
Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 01:01 AM
|
#96 |
|
Banned
![[VictorinoX]'s Avatar](customavatars/1/2/avatar1077021_2.gif?u=1077021&dateline=1238644411){kind=avatar}
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
|
I just say the ****. **** what people have to say about it.
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 01:08 AM
|
#97 | |
|
The Unholy MasmaI.
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Mentone, Califorina
|
I swear to god, if you don't shut the hell up I'm going to kick your ass so bad you won't be able to **** for a week, but I really won't do anything because I'm too much of a ***** and I'm afraid of the consequences of my actions and the repercussions it will have to my physical health, plus the guilt I will acquire from hurting somebody. So...Shut the **** up!
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 01:33 AM
|
#98 |
|
Austronesian
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Lion Island
|
I hate you.
__________________
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man, Baby, can you dig your man? - Larry Underwood |
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 01:35 AM
|
#99 |
|
People who disagree die.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Los Angeles, CA
|
im superior to all you people.
__________________
Jackson RR5 ivory w/ EMG 81/85 Jackson DX6 w/ SD Distortion & Dimarzio Super Distortion Fender Starcaster Sunburst Mesa/Boogie DC-3 Johnson JT50 Mirage Ibanez TS-9 Morley Bad Horsie 2 Boss CE-5 ISP Decimator Boss DD-6 Korg Pitchblack |
|
|
|
|
05-13-2009, 01:46 AM
|
#100 |
|
lead
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Van, B.C.
|
this thread is awesome.
you're not cool, you alcoholic cunthopper. getting hammered on vodka and rum every night and getting a drunken BJ in the back of your yard is no reason to be proud of yourself. get yourself some real morals, values, and get yourself a goddamn direction in your life. you will die broke and hungry - and, more importantly, thirsty - in the fucking gutter. as for you, you self-indulgent fuck, who taught you sensibility? who taught you how to properly have feelings? go back to day one, you bone-headed jock, and this time grow a few brain cells. being drunk can bring out interesting sides to people - your ability to be a complete and total fuckwad, in particular. you don't know anything other than party life and temporary fun, and you will end up like every other god damn brain-dead asshole who when drunk will have sex with anything in a heartbeat: fucking dead, lying in the gutter with the weed fumes still in your lungs and the alcohol still in your liver. who said pot never hurt anyone? that's right, some dicksucker like you.
__________________
⚑⚑⚑⚑⚑
|
|
|
|
 |
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
| Thread Tools | Rate This Thread | |
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:36 AM.