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Old 02-18-2007, 10:33 PM   #1
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Limerick Thread

Yeah, so post some limericks here.

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept his whore in a cave
She had one tit
And her face looked like shit
But think of the money he saved
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:34 PM   #2
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How did he save money...?
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:37 PM   #3
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:37 PM   #4
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How did he save money...?


because she had less to offer i guess she was cheaper?
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:37 PM   #5
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There was an old lady from Wheeling,
who had a funny feeling
she laid on her back,
and tickled her crack
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:37 PM   #6
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:38 PM   #7
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
While wiping his chin
He thought with a grin
If his ear was a pussy he could fuck it
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:43 PM   #8
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i always wondered how the actual "There once was a man from nantuket" went. You hear the first line on tv all the time.
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:50 PM   #9
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There once was a lovely pit
but now it's all turned to shit.
While exiting the thread,
I spot up ahead
More threads for me to hit.
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:03 PM   #10
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This is one I wrote for a grade 10 English class...

My best friend once had a goat.
He took it out on a boat.
The goat was old,
Could not take the cold,
He should have brought it a coat.

If that is not a work of genius, I don't know what is.

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Old 02-18-2007, 11:07 PM   #11
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This is one I wrote for a grade 10 English class...

My best friend once had a goat.
He took it out on a boat.
The goat was old,
Could not take the cold,
He should have brought it a coat.

If that is not a work of genius, I don't know what is.

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That's genious, Jac.
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:10 PM   #12
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There once was a kid in my class
Who's balls were made out of brass
And in stormy weather
He'd bang them together
And sparks would fly out of his ass.
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:25 PM   #13
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I showed my friend these and we made a round robin style one in like 10 seconds.


so once there was this guy
he took a shit on a pie
and when his wife got home
she said in an indignent tone
gimme a piece of that pie

Is that good for being made in like 10 seconds?
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:27 PM   #14
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I showed my friend these and we made a round robin style one in like 10 seconds.


so once there was this guy
he took a shit on a pie
and when his wife got home
she said in an indignent tone
gimme a piece of that pie

Is that good for being made in like 10 seconds?

I'll give it to ya.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:10 PM   #16
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Where is the limelick thread?
I would like to lick some limes and talk about it.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:11 PM   #17
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lime is a great accompany taste. like lime juice with virtually anything is amazing
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How did he save money...?


He lived in a cave.
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Old 05-19-2015, 05:39 AM   #20
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There once was a shiny brown turd
Whose condition was very absurd
He was a poop
who was stuck in a loop
There once was shiny brown turd
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