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Old 09-18-2014, 05:37 AM   #1
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How far would you go for a booty call




So in a live performance of this song, the dude tells a story about people driving all day for just a cup of tea or a beer, and imagines that they'd drive a lot further for a booty call.

How far would you go for a booty call?
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Old 09-18-2014, 05:38 AM   #2
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I'd walk about 200 yards, maybe.
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Old 09-18-2014, 06:32 AM   #3
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I've booked a flight to Spain because of a booty call once.
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Old 09-18-2014, 06:34 AM   #4
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I wouldn't leave the house.
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Old 09-18-2014, 06:36 AM   #5
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I'd probably get a train to the next couple of towns or walk about an hour but nothing more than that.
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Old 09-18-2014, 06:49 AM   #6
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I've biked to the other end of town, but that's about as far as I'd go.
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Old 09-18-2014, 06:50 AM   #7
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I'd walk about 200 yards, maybe.

I would walk 500 miles.
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Old 09-18-2014, 07:01 AM   #8
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well I would walk 500 more


in all seriousness, depends on my mood
somewhere between a 2h train ride and going across the hall
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Old 09-18-2014, 08:28 AM   #9
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Since I live near a campus that is 60% girls my age, probably not all that far. I'd drive like 10 miles or walk like a half hour.

Freshman year, when I was a bit more desperate, I drove across the state to get laid. Wouldn't do that again.
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Old 09-18-2014, 08:44 AM   #10
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However far it is to my cell phone
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Old 09-18-2014, 09:09 AM   #11
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not very far at all
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Old 09-18-2014, 09:16 AM   #12
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I wouldn't drive more than maybe 30 minutes or so, unless I was in a slow spell and pretty desperate for some booty.
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Old 09-18-2014, 09:17 AM   #13
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I walked about 6 miles to a girls house back when I was 15. I was just happy to be getting some.

I wouldn't do that now...
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Old 09-18-2014, 09:33 AM   #14
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5 minute walk, max.
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Old 09-18-2014, 09:56 AM   #15
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real question is what would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Old 09-18-2014, 10:00 AM   #16
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when you're into very specific things, it's a bit different

still wouldn't go far though for a girl irl that likes vore
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Old 09-18-2014, 10:09 AM   #17
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If you call me you better expect to travel to my current position.
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Old 09-18-2014, 10:11 AM   #18
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I'd just let my booty call come to my place. duh.
no place is better for sex than my super comfy bed
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Old 09-18-2014, 10:29 AM   #19
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Depends on who the booty in question belongs to.
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Old 09-18-2014, 10:35 AM   #20
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I'd get my cell phone and make a call, then the booty would come to me.

Also I would get in a max 50km radius if the above didn't work.
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