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Old 07-23-2009, 05:26 PM   #21
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Old 07-23-2009, 06:17 PM   #22
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Whatever. I can see none of you are serious enough about this question.
xXxYOU NEVER SAID THIS WOULD BE EEEAASYxXx
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:38 PM   #23
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Obviously, you need to get a makeover from the crab people:
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:07 AM   #24
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:21 PM   #25
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Old 07-24-2009, 05:13 PM   #26
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I would like to shake the hand of whoever sticked this. This is ****ing great .
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im not very good with that harmonic thing. i get them to match perfectly then i play a chord and it sounds like hellen keller singing


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Old 07-25-2009, 05:56 PM   #27
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Just catch lots of crabs, put them in a pool, get naked, hop into the pool with crabs, think like crabs, imitate everything that the crabs do, get into an intercourse with a crab.
If someone starts to mess with you, then attack them with your imaginative claws. They start to shake you off? No problem, just hold on. You will swing around like the crab you are, but it will be worth it. You must not give up, after all you are trying to survive and not end up in a bowl with boiling water. If u fall, snap ur claws and crabrun out of there.
Eventually you will aquire the mind and the skills of a crab and are ready to start your own crabcore band.
If you have any problems, watch Futurama and get some lessons from Zoidberg. Crabspeed young one.
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Old 07-26-2009, 11:05 AM   #28
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lolol this is stickied!
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Old 07-26-2009, 05:09 PM   #29
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i dont know about the polarity and ****, but my regular ones just wont go in the hole without a lot of force.
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:37 PM   #30
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I don't want to sound mean...But maybe you just need to get into shape?
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:55 AM   #31
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you need to delve into the deepest stronghold of crabcore. stalk attack attack like there's no tomorrow.
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Old 07-29-2009, 04:37 PM   #32
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what exactly is TS asking?
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Old 07-30-2009, 11:37 PM   #33
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Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People
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Old 07-31-2009, 06:21 PM   #34
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practicing the actual walk


this lol
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:17 PM   #35
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Just catch lots of crabs

Am I the only one who read that as meaning something other than capturing actual crabs?
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Old 08-01-2009, 12:03 AM   #36
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Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People



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Old 08-01-2009, 12:43 AM   #37
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GT Just turned into The Pit for a day!

EDIT: I bet it was Logz who stickied this.
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Old 08-01-2009, 08:24 PM   #38
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Not me, freepower stuck it! I dont know whether he wanted to stick it or close it, both options are next to each other!

Ill leave it to him to decide!
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Old 08-01-2009, 10:35 PM   #39
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Just look at how a crab walks and copy it lol
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:31 PM   #40
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wtf is crabcore... people have to stop making g@y names for there music to look cool.
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