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Old 12-18-2014, 11:27 AM   #1
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How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket

Local radio show posted this on their facebook. What do you all think?

I think it was awesome. I would've high fived the guy.

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Old 12-18-2014, 11:30 AM   #2
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I think it looks staged.
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:31 AM   #3
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What a dick/awesome move!

I hate irritating kids but dumping milk (?) on them is not what I'd do

EDIT: You're better off screaming like a child to freak out their parents.
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:32 AM   #4
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I think it looks staged.

Even if it is staged, pretend it's real. What do you think?
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:33 AM   #5
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Yeah, that looks staged.
Besides, a front kick against the sternum works much better.
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:38 AM   #6
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How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket?

Realise that all kids are annoying, get whatever it is you're after, and go on with your life.
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:41 AM   #7
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I would fold that shopping cart thightly around his tiny body.
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:42 AM   #8
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How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket?

Realise that all kids are annoying, get whatever it is you're after, and go on with your life.

What if your life is stopping annoying kids at the supermarket though?
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:42 AM   #9
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How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket?

Realise that all kids are annoying, get whatever it is you're after, and go on with your life.

Oh come on. A screaming kid is one thing to ignore, but this lttle shit ramming the cart into your leg? You'd just stand there are ignore that?
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:44 AM   #10
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But as a man you are impervious to pain and damage, hence the women allows it to continue unabated.
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:46 AM   #11
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Where's my mens rights!?
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:48 AM   #12
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Old 12-18-2014, 12:50 PM   #13
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Oh come on. A screaming kid is one thing to ignore, but this lttle shit ramming the cart into your leg? You'd just stand there are ignore that?

no, i'd smile and acknowledge his #banter
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Old 12-18-2014, 12:52 PM   #14
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I'd suplex the **** out of that kid.
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Old 12-18-2014, 12:57 PM   #15
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Typical woman using her kid to oppress men.

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Old 12-18-2014, 01:00 PM   #16
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Old 12-18-2014, 01:02 PM   #17
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I agree it does look staged, but in a situation like that it's the parent's fault more than the kid. Like, really... you're just gonna stand there and watch as your kid runs a cart into my leg?
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I agree it does look staged

Cause it is..
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I'd suplex the **** out of that kid.



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Old 12-18-2014, 01:47 PM   #20
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I read the title, and that's it (lol no ty saw the word Facebook not having it)

But yeah, I won't point fingers. But alot of you idiots got mad at a Saint for ****ing shit up in a Walmart, (just be glad I wasn't there to witness it)
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