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Old Yesterday, 03:25 AM   #1
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Sewn to the breed?

I'm unable to find anything online about the topic of sewn to the breed online. Nothing about how to have a child born with a metal collarbone or anything unusual like that.

This is an unfortunate set of circumstances, I have an unusual amount of information about this topic.

To ensure that your children can be born with bow arm all you have to do is break your left forearm in half at the bone and have it healed the natural way by having the jagged edges just shoved back in to place by the same guy who broke it if you are unable to. Your children will have no articulation at the wrist, but will enjoy harder punches because of that. This will only work if you have the dry socket skeleton type, as in no bone marrow. For bow legs do this to the right leg.

There is also a way to choose the height of your child as well as arm length that works for non dry socket individuals. This is very strange.

The catholic church know much more about this than I do.

If you think this isn't true than behold the rude stone. It was rudely stoned in.

The thing at the top of the abs, that is the rude stone.
Your traveling through another dimension
A dimension not Only of sight and sound but of mind
A wondrous journey
Who's boundaries are that of Imagination
And limits that of infinity
There's a sign post up ahead
Next stop the twilight zone
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Old Yesterday, 03:28 AM   #2
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Old Yesterday, 03:29 AM   #3
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Does absolutely none of this make any sense or am I just high?
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Is the officer going to ask for the butt, so he or she can check whether it is hot?

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Old Yesterday, 03:32 AM   #5
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Maybe it's because it's 2:30 AM, but I found this more amusing than I wanted to.
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Old Yesterday, 04:54 AM   #6
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Does absolutely none of this make any sense or am I just high?

stumbling onto this while high is pretty entertaining though
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Old Yesterday, 04:59 AM   #7
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The op would be impressive if



wrote it
Too many thoughts

Not enough action

Too much action

Not enough thoughts
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I like reading stuff so random it has no context or relation to anything imaginable, but is still made of understandable words and sentences. So I like the OP very much.
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Old Yesterday, 08:19 AM   #9
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that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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