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Old 08-28-2009, 07:39 PM   #1
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Secret Admirer <3

So, the first week of high school for me. I thought it was amazing......and then i opened my band locker. Inside my locker was a note, it read:

"Grant (My Name)

Hey, I think you're really cool I watch you every day and I can't stand it anymore.
Will you meet me at the Howdy Hop? (Our school dance happening tonight) Meet me by the coke machine in the very back.
I really hope to see you there cutie

<3 Secret Admirer"

Who is my secret admirer? Got any advice?
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:39 PM   #2
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It was me .

Edit: You should probably be prepared to be let down. This same thing happened to a guy I know a few years ago, and it was just a bunch of pricks trying to embarrass him.
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:39 PM   #3
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:39 PM   #4
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:40 PM   #5
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:40 PM   #6
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:41 PM   #7
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:41 PM   #8
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:41 PM   #9
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Perhaps its actually a girl that has genuine interest in you?
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:41 PM   #10
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:41 PM   #11
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:42 PM   #12
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This could either be really ****ing awesome, or make-you-cry-****ed-up.

I ofcourse hope it is the first, because I'm a sucker for a good love story.

Yeah, I ****ing said it.

I dont know what it is with me and the F word tonight. Sorry.
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:42 PM   #13
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:42 PM   #14
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:42 PM   #15
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A secret admirer is the the same as a stalker...



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Old 08-28-2009, 07:43 PM   #16
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:43 PM   #17
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This could either be really ****ing awesome, or make-you-cry-****ed-up.

I ofcourse hope it is the first, because I'm a sucker for a good love story.

Yeah, I ****ing said it.

I dont know what it is with me and the F word tonight. Sorry.


Me too. If it isn't some guy/guys, and ends up being some moderately good looking, nice girl, and they live happily ever after, then...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:43 PM   #19
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:44 PM   #20
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