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View Poll Results: My secret admirer is.....
A hot chick 84 9.77%
A man 187 21.74%
THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 203 23.60%
A joke 386 44.88%
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:55 PM   #41
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Go with one of your friends and just kind of hang out by the coke machine, acting natural. If you score, awesome. If it's a setup, just say you and your friend are hanging out and to piss off.

Win win situation if you ask me.
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:57 PM   #42
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Be prepared for disappointment, but go out of curiosity. Who knows, maybe it was legit? The worst that could happen is that the same thing happens that happened in Carrie.
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:59 PM   #43
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:00 PM   #44
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Dont go to the coke machine first, stand somewhere where you can keep an eye on who is there or a big group of guys all watching the coke machine in eagerness.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:00 PM   #45
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TS, I voted hot girl. If I''m right you have to send me nudes of her though.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:02 PM   #46
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a joke me thinks, no one on UG ever get's lucky


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Old 08-28-2009, 08:02 PM   #47
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if she hot was you think she would have the courage too ask you upfront
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:03 PM   #48
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if she hot was you think she would have the courage too ask you upfront


Master Yoda?
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:04 PM   #49
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Be prepared for disappointment, but go out of curiosity. Who knows, maybe it was legit? The worst that could happen is that the same thing happens that happened in Carrie.

TS, I hope you're alright with blood. There will be lots.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:04 PM   #50
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70% chance it is a weird/creepy/stalker girl.

I'm warning you now, don't fall into that trap.

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Yeah, this too.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:22 PM   #51
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Who is my secret admirer? Got any advice?


How in the hell are we supposed to know that?
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:27 PM   #52
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lol freshmen pranks FTW.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #53
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lol freshmen pranks FTW.


Shut it 09'er
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #54
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It's a joke by your friends. No one leaves notes anymore and no one watches people everyday.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #55
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Shut it 09'er


You must update us after the dance.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:29 PM   #56
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I will
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:30 PM   #57
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:30 PM   #58
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Who the **** arranges a meet like that these days when they could have just given you an msn or myspace or some **** like most people would I say it's a trap.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:31 PM   #59
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:32 PM   #60
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i can't wait to see what happens. half of me wants this to be a happy ending, the other half...
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