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View Poll Results: My secret admirer is.....
A hot chick 84 9.77%
A man 187 21.74%
THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 203 23.60%
A joke 386 44.88%
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:34 PM   #61
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Ok it could not be a prank b/c being a girl i have written the same kind of notes but i think it is a prank b/c i don't know any chicks that say cuite at the end like that... thought i am not like normal girls XD
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:35 PM   #62
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Look for clues and stuff. She might have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you, meddling kid!
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:36 PM   #63
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What about the handwriting by the way? Is it really feminine?
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:37 PM   #64
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What about the handwriting by the way? Is it really feminine?

Thats good thinking.
Hey kid, do what he says.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:38 PM   #65
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:39 PM   #66
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She can't fit through the door
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:41 PM   #67
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It is very girly and written in diffrent hilighter each word, i know no guy that would take the time to do that.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:43 PM   #68
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It is very girly and written in diffrent hilighter each word, i know no guy that would take the time to do that.


Guys who want to embarass you.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:44 PM   #69
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:44 PM   #70
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:44 PM   #71
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It is very girly and written in diffrent hilighter each word, i know no guy that would take the time to do that.


If they were going to prank you they would try to make it convincing. Just saying

Let us know how it all turns out.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:48 PM   #72
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your pic, advator and location all made me lol

but ts do it, just be prepared in case it's a prank
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:49 PM   #73
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I'm going with prank, but I'm very curious to see how it turns out.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:58 PM   #74
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a joke me thinks, no one on UG ever get's lucky


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I did once!!!!!!! I think, accidental touching while passing in the hall counts as sex right?

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Old 08-28-2009, 08:58 PM   #75
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It is very girly and written in diffrent hilighter each word, i know no guy that would take the time to do that.


Honestly man, I think its some older dudes trying to embarrass you. I say that because all the girls I know (Yes, I'm in The Pit and I talk to girls. *bows* Thank you, you're all jealous, I know.) don't take that much time writing things like that. Sounds like the pranksters overdid it in an attempt to make you think it was a girl. But I'm locally notorious for being cynical.

After failing at women many times over the years, I know how not to deal with things like this so here we go:

DON'T wait there by yourself. Its probably a prank, and you stand a good chance of getting laughed out of the place.

DON'T wait there with friends either. If this is in fact a girl, she is probably very shy, and thus resorts to putting notes in your band locker. If you're with a huge group, she won't approach you.

DO hang back and watch the meeting place. If she arrives, go talk to her no matter what she looks or acts like.

DON'T stick her up if she's fugly. Don't be an ass, just let her down nicely.

DON'T let people laugh at you. If it was a prank, don't let it get to you.

Hope that helps, although you're probably at the dance by now. Do tell how it goes. I'm stickying this thread until you post the results.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:01 PM   #76
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I... have just become heavily invested emotionally in this. I'm pulling for you TS, and if you dont update this thread tonight, I'm gonna eat your firstborn son.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:02 PM   #77
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:04 PM   #78
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You'll probably wait by the Coke machine, then get stabbed to death by one or multiple assailants. IS IT WORTH THE RISK, MANG?
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:07 PM   #79
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So, the first week of high school for me. I thought it was amazing......and then i opened my band locker. Inside my locker was a note, it read:

"Grant (My Name)

Hey, I think you're really cool I watch you every day and I can't stand it anymore.
Will you meet me at the Howdy Hop? (Our school dance happening tonight) Meet me by the coke machine in the very back.
I really hope to see you there cutie

<3 Secret Admirer"

Who is my secret admirer? Got any advice?

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Old 08-28-2009, 09:09 PM   #80
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