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View Poll Results: My secret admirer is.....
A hot chick 84 9.77%
A man 187 21.74%
THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 203 23.60%
A joke 386 44.88%
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:10 PM   #81
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I... have just become heavily invested emotionally in this. I'm pulling for you TS, and if you dont update this thread tonight, I'm gonna eat your firstborn son.


This. TS, I don't know why, but if this falls through, I think I'll feel it worse than you do.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:10 PM   #82
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You'd have sex with Brittany Spears?

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Old 08-28-2009, 09:11 PM   #83
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:12 PM   #84
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I actually think she's hot but I have a wierd thing for fat chicks.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:12 PM   #85
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You'll probably wait by the Coke machine, then get stabbed to death by one or multiple assailants. IS IT WORTH THE RISK, MANG?

Stabbed to death... why does that sound so familiar?
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:13 PM   #86
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:14 PM   #87
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Go there. Whatever happens, at least it will make your day a little more interesting
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:14 PM   #88
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Stabbed to death... why does that sound so familiar?


Oh, God, I WAS NOT REFERRING TO THAT!
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:17 PM   #89
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This. TS, I don't know why, but if this falls through, I think I'll feel it worse than you do.


Exactly what I was just thinking

If this turns out to be a joke, I think I just may lose faith in the youth of today altogether. I hope for my sake you aren't disappointed, TS.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:17 PM   #90
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TS, go buy two cokes, one for you, and one for whoever shows up.

If it's a prank, laugh it off and give someone the coke.

It'll make them stop laughing at you, and increasing your coolness and you won't be embarrassed.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:21 PM   #91
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If it's a prank, laugh it off and give someone the coke.


Give a hot female someone the coke.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:22 PM   #92
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TS, go buy two cokes, one for you, and one for whoever shows up.

If it's a prank, laugh it off and give someone the coke.

It'll make them stop laughing at you, and increasing your coolness and you won't be embarrassed.


Good plan!

I second this!
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:24 PM   #93
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:25 PM   #94
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TS, go buy two cokes, one for you, and one for whoever shows up.

If it's a prank, laugh it off and give someone the coke.

It'll make them stop laughing at you, and increasing your coolness and you won't be embarrassed.


I hardly see how anyone could laugh at him.

"HA! You got a note that you thought was from a girl who was interested in you and you took the bait! BAHAHA, Grant likes giiiirls!"
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:26 PM   #95
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Ummm, I duno, kinda seems to old school. And childish. I duno, go for it. Dont forget to tell us what happens!

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Old 08-28-2009, 09:27 PM   #96
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I hardly see how anyone could laugh at him.

"HA! You got a note that you thought was from a girl who was interested in you and you took the bait! BAHAHA, Grant likes giiiirls!"

You underestimate the idiocy of high schoolers.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:28 PM   #97
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I hardly see how anyone could laugh at him.

"HA! You got a note that you thought was from a girl who was interested in you and you took the bait! BAHAHA, Grant likes giiiirls!"


This, I say go for it. If its just a bunch of pricks being...well, pricks laugh it off and don't let it get to you. Nothing will piss them off more than you not being affected by it.


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You underestimate the idiocy of high schoolers.


+1. I just got into college and after barely 2 weeks am amazed at how much cooler everyone is. All the douchebags are either still in high school or aren't doing anything with their lives apparently.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:30 PM   #98
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Hey, I think you're really ****ing stupid. I watch you every day and I can't stop laughing at how you think this is real.
Will you be stupid enough to think you'll be meet me at the Howdy Hop? Go alone to the Coke machine in the back.I really hope to see you there so I can take pictures and post them on the internet.

You're a douchebag,
Fake Secret Admirerer"


Fix'd tbh...

No offense

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Old 08-28-2009, 09:30 PM   #99
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I hardly see how anyone could laugh at him.

"HA! You got a note that you thought was from a girl who was interested in you and you took the bait! BAHAHA, Grant likes giiiirls!"


Hey, for all we know, he goes to a school in the Castro district in San Fransisco, and people really are made fun of for liking girls!
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:34 PM   #100
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"Meet me by the coke machine in the very back.
I really hope to see you there cutie

<3 Secret Admirer"

Who is my secret admirer? Got any advice?


A ****ing joke, "in the very back" WTF. And if it is the first note the "admirer" left why would -she- write "cutie". Sounds like a boy trying to be a girl. Or a girl that wants to play a joke. Or a ****ed up girl.

If you decide to accept, bring company. A friend close by, a gang, whatever.
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