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Old 09-28-2009, 02:33 AM   #21
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A. Charmander is a rapist.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:33 AM   #22
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:35 AM   #23
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:42 AM   #24
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Well I'm claiming my role of residential sex scene writer. I think Philly and pbiggie can vouch for me, when I say I write one hell of a sex scene.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:42 AM   #25
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B Wins! Yay, water types!
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"I'll take Squirtle!" you say as you pick up the ball.

"Ok then! I'm going to take Bulbasaur!" Blue pushes past you and takes the ball on the right.

"Well, I guess that leaves me with Charmander." Green takes the remaining ball. You turn around to leave when Blue stops you.

"Hey! You're not leaving without a battle!" He throws his Pokeball and out comes the tiny dinosaur like Pokemon.

"You're on!" you toss your ball into the air, "Go Squirtle!" In a beam of white energy, out comes the chubby little water turtle.

"Okay, Bulbasaur! Use Tackle!"

"BULBA!" It growled and charged at Squirtle. Critical Hit!

"Squirtle! Tackle it right back!" Squirtle dove at it but the Bulbasaur sidestepped at the last second.

"Ha-ha! Too easy! Finish it, Bulbasaur!" The Bulbasaur ran full speed at Squirtle and rammed its head into it. Another Critical Hit! Squirtle Fainted!

"No! Squirtle!" You run to the Pokemon and hold it in your arms.

Blue recalled Bulbasaur into his ball. "Alright, I'm going to make my pokemon battle to toughen it up. Smell ya later!" He walked out.

Do you...
A. Follow him and kick him in the face
B. Ask Oak to heal your Pokemon
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:43 AM   #26
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:43 AM   #27
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:44 AM   #28
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WHAT how could he I don't even THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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Alternatively, C: Put the moves on his sister and have sex with her! Not appropriate? Oh ok
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:45 AM   #29
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A, kill Marty!.........


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Old 09-28-2009, 02:45 AM   #30
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Well I'm claiming my role of residential sex scene writer. I think Philly and pbiggie can vouch for me, when I say I write one hell of a sex scene.


Oh most definitely.

So, who wants to write the next one?


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Alternatively, C: Put the moves on his sister and have sex with her! Not appropriate? Oh ok


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Old 09-28-2009, 02:46 AM   #31
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:47 AM   #32
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B Wins! Yay, water types!
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"I'll take Squirtle!" you say as you pick up the ball.

"Ok then! I'm going to take Bulbasaur!" Blue pushes past you and takes the ball on the right.

"Well, I guess that leaves me with Charmander." Green takes the remaining ball. You turn around to leave when Blue stops you.

"Hey! You're not leaving without a battle!" He throws his Pokeball and out comes the tiny dinosaur like Pokemon.

"You're on!" you toss your ball into the air, "Go Squirtle!" In a beam of white energy, out comes the chubby little water turtle.

"Okay, Bulbasaur! Use Tackle!"

"BULBA!" It growled and charged at Squirtle. Critical Hit!

"Squirtle! Tackle it right back!" Squirtle dove at it but the Bulbasaur sidestepped at the last second.

"Ha-ha! Too easy! Finish it, Bulbasaur!" The Bulbasaur ran full speed at Squirtle and rammed its head into it. Another Critical Hit! Squirtle Fainted!

"No! Squirtle!" You run to the Pokemon and hold it in your arms.

Blue recalled Bulbasaur into his ball. "Alright, I'm going to make my pokemon battle to toughen it up. Smell ya later!" He walked out.

Do you...
A. Follow him and kick him in the face
B. Ask Oak to heal your Pokemon


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B.Ask Oak to heal your Pokemon.

"Professor! My squirtle fainted!"

"relax" he say " its a mild injury"

*heals Squirtle*

Oak: "there ya go good as new!"

Whats next?

A. Thank Oak And be on your way

B.Say Goodbye to Mom
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:48 AM   #33
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I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

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Old 09-28-2009, 02:48 AM   #34
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C. Smack blue in the face for teh lulz
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:50 AM   #35
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have Squirtle curb stomp his ass for the exp!
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:52 AM   #36
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B.

I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

Zep_shizzle, urdoinitwrong.

My sex scenes are always graphic. That's why they are so good. You'll soon come to realize that we have no morals when it comes to raising our little pokemon champ.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:53 AM   #37
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I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

Zep_shizzle, urdoinitwrong.



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Old 09-28-2009, 02:53 AM   #38
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I thought that sexually explicit text was against the rules. If it's not, then I learned something new today.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:54 AM   #39
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Squirtle needs sunglasses. go to the store, and buy him a pair of stylish sunglasses.

do it now.
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isuck

Don't worry about it. But next time:
1) Choose the most voted answer.
2) Call out that your writing before you write it so we won't mix stories together.
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