Våd Hamster

Username: hurrr
Real first name: None of you can pronounce it anyway
Sex: Two years ago on the 26/12
Religion (or lack thereof): It's a secret, ololol
Nationality: Danish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: It fluctuates. I love the work of Steven Wilson and Warrel Dane.
Favourite guitar player: Jeff Loomis probably
Favourite guitar: I'd kill for a 27'' Blackmachine B8
Favourite album: Catch 33
Best concert you've attended: Opeth & Dream Theater @ prog nation 09
Tea or coffee: Neither.
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? COLD. And clear sky. Love it.


cba'd to do the rest.

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blackenedktulu

Username: blackenedktulu
Real first name: Steven
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Complicated...
Nationality: Irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Oh no... potato.
Favourite band: Incubus/Opeth/Metallica/Dream Theater
Favourite guitar player: John Petrucci, Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar: PRS Custom 24, Whale Blue
Favourite album: Ooh... Right now I'd say... Morningrise - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: Gojira, March 14th 2009
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yeah
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Yeah
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah
What's the weather like there? Dull
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I haven't a clue
Favourite Simpsons character: Jasper
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Over 9000
Favourite cheese: Subway
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The internet
Favourite animal: Duck-Billed Platypus
Do you live on the coast? Near enough
Place you'd most like to visit?: Japan, Sweden, Germany
Favourite author + book: J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, and yes, I love my non-tattoos
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Chocolate
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dislocated kneecap
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All 3
Have you read LOTR? Many a time
Ever broken someone's nose? 3
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? A guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A House
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No, thankfully
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrowing Rocketlaunchers
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Fap vigorously

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Clifford
Male
Music
White British
Carrot
Manic Street Preachers
Stephen O'Malley
Fender Telecaster (Broadcaster)
"This Is My Truth Now Tell Me Yours" by Manic Street Preachers
I've been to one Metal concert in my entire life. I didn't enjoy it.
Tea.
No.
Occasionally, in moderation.
No. I have done on random occasions.
No. Never want to.
Sadly, yes.
The sun is out. Quite warm.
Police Academy.
No.
No.
Cannot remember.
Duffman.
Yes.
4.
Smoked.
No.
No idea.
Bear.
No.
Norway.
Roald Dahl's George's Marvellous Medicine.
No. Not a fan of them.
No.
Men's magazine and 4 packets of crisps.
Fractured wrist.
Clean.
No.
No.
Art and Design.
Something within the Graphic Design industry.
Camera.
No.
No.
Flamethrower.
Flap my hand around in attept to get rid of it.

james4

Username: james4
Real first name:James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Christian
Nationality:Canadian (2nd generation Northern Irish immigrant)
First vegetable that comes to mind:carrot
Favourite band:dont really have one
Favourite guitar player:see above
Favourite guitar:any of the ones I own.. including lots of fixeruppers
Favourite album:dunno.. reconstruction site, if I had to choose one
Best concert you've attended:I dunno, either.. but The Weakerthans was pretty awesome
Tea or coffee:Both, but I prefer tea
Ever been to Spain?nope
Do you drink?yup
Do you smoke?nope
Wacky Baccy?no?
Ever taken a dump outside?yeah >.>
What's the weather like there?cooold
Favourite film:dont really have one :/
Do you give money to hobos?sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no =[
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?I cant remember.. a shirt of some kind, I think
Favourite Simpsons character:otto
Are you a virgin?yup
Record no. of faps in a day:2? ..I've never really 'gone for the gold'...
Favourite cheese:blue *drools*
Ever had a wet dream?yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:someone drowning..
Favourite animal:polar bear
Do you live on the coast?nope =[
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): lots of places. I'd love to go back to n.Ireland, or whistler, or the alps, or ..winnipeg?
Favourite author + book: I dont really have a favourite, but scar tissue was a good read
Any tattoos? Do you like them?I dont have any, but I'd consider it, if I found something that was just 'right'
Can you lick your elbow?nah
Last thing you bought:lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:I've never had a bad injury, really. I was really sick when the norwalk virus was going around like, 5 years ago
Clean, overdriven or distorted?smooth overdrive, baby
Have you read LOTR?yup
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:electronics
What's your dream job?probably something involving music and electronics, or just music
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:vox ac30hh + the matching cab + rickenbacker 370 with a mapleglo finish
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?often =]
Ever been in a car accident?not a serious one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?both
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?unstitch it?
then donate it for transplant or something

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Pagan_Poetry

Username: Pagan_Poetry, I believe.
Real first name: Andreas (or Andrew in English)
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic (inb4 THIS ISN'T THE RELIGIOUS THREAD BANNED)
Nationality: Greek/South African
First vegetable that comes to mind: Parsnip. I was gonna say Juliana Wetmore but I'm sure people would be mad. Oh wait, it's the pit.
Favourite band: Converge
Favourite guitar player: Paul Waggoner
Favourite guitar: This is iffy. I'll go with Ibanez since that's what I have.
Favourite album: Converge-Jane Doe
Best concert you've attended: Tool with Isis
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Casually
Do you smoke? Herbally
Wacky Baccy? Nopey thanksy
Ever taken a dump outside? Totally
What's the weather like there? dark skies and it's cold
Favourite film: Edward Scissorhands
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes. I've had a hobo throw chocolate bars back at me once. Little f*cker.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope, but want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? You mean her latest? She's still around. Anyways, I believe it was a shirt.
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? Yeah because I'm old fashioned. I've had too many loser ex's to want to lose my virginity with them.
Record no. of faps in a day: 14. I was twelve and it was the day after I discovered fapping.
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? Totally. Waking up to one is a sticky nightmare.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A raccoon falling out of a tree, breaking its neck and twitching...It twitched the entire toking session I had. It got creepier and creepier.
Favourite animal: Fruit Bat (inb4 "fruit because you're Greek lawlz")
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Aussie! Kangaroos, shrimps on barbies, Rocco, and f*cking amazing chicks.
Favourite author + book: Author: Stephen King. Book: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet, and I love them. I've been designing my future ones and ones for friends for years.
Can you lick your elbow? I used to be able to.
Last thing you bought: Jones Soda
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Nail through the forehead
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted RAEEEEEEEPFEHOEUHGZIIG
Have you read LOTR? Ive read the hobbit but thats it.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope but Ive punched someone so hard in the back that their nose bled. Strange.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing, movie watching, and being with friends.
What's your dream job? Band or actor/director/writer/anything film
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a new house and buy a hooker as my maid.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I have before.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes but I wasnt the driver.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Man Ray
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd first shave it so it were presentable, then I would teabag a bunch of nuns with it.

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consecutive e

Username: consecutive e
Real first name: Luke
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof.
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot.
Favourite band: None really, at the moment I'm listening to The Creepshow alot though.
Favourite guitar player: Don't really have one.
Favourite guitar: I dig Eclipses and Strats. And Spector NS basses
Favourite album: Don't have one.
Best concert you've attended: Probably The Cure back in 07 or Incubus in 08.
Tea or coffee: Coffee, tea's for hippie wierdos.
Ever been to Spain? Nup
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? Sometimes.
Wacky Baccy? On occaision.
Ever taken a dump outside? Not that I can remember...
What's the weather like there? Raining.
Favourite film: None again,
Do you give money to hobos? If they're hot.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nah I wish. Both on the to-do list.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? My mum doesn't give me gift on her birthday
Favourite Simpsons character: Probably Homer, or Ralph
Are you a virgin? Nup
Record no. of faps in a day: 5 or 6.
Favourite cheese: Plain ol' tasty.
Ever had a wet dream? Coupla times.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Um I have no idea actually.
Favourite animal: Tigerpig.
Do you live on the coast? Yup
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe, all of it.
Favourite author + book: I like Lian Hern and David Eddings and a few others.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet.
Can you lick your elbow? That's not even possible is it?
Last thing you bought: Micky Dee's
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Gladular Fever (or mono to you yanks) don't really get sick much
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Cleaaaan
Have you read LOTR? I have actually
Ever broken someone's nose? Not yet.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Super nintendo and screwing with computers
What's your dream job? Well paid rich person.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Skittles.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Probably.
Ever been in a car accident? Nup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrowing rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand: Rub it on peoples faces.

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Fender Precision Bass
Fender Jazz Bass
Warwick Star Bass

Amps: Mesa and MarkBass

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I'm noticing a definite trend of carrots

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MenziesC

Username: MenziesC
Real first name: Menzies
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): Theology
Nationality: Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Machine Head
Favourite guitar player: Tom Morello
Favourite guitar: Mine
Favourite album: The Deathly Begginings of Hate
Best concert you've attended: Slipknot
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? **** no
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes (in a playpark bin)
What's the weather like there? Cloudy
Favourite film: Dawn of the Dead
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Can't remember
Favourite cheese: ALL Cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Possibly
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Someone shooting themselves
Favourite animal: Snakes
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America
Favourite author + book: Lemony Snicket A Series of Unfortunate Events
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No Love em
Can you lick your elbow? NOOOOOOOOO
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted?
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Pissing about
What's your dream job? Music jurnalist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Put it in the bank
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip it the **** off

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Carrot or GTFO.

bikerboyjosh

Username: Bikerboyjosh, although i'm no longer a biker or a boy
Real first name:Josh
Sex:Man
Religion (or lack thereof):well, technically i'm Catholic but i can't say i'm devote
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Motorhead at the minute
Favourite guitar player: at the moment, its Dave Mustaine
Favourite guitar:My Jackson RR3 with BKP WarPigs and coil taps
Favourite album: Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Best concert you've attended: Slayer at Manchester apollo
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink?yes, rather too much on ocasion
Do you smoke? nope
Wacky Baccy? now andthen, not so much anymore
Ever taken a dump outside? yes, just for fun
What's the weather like there? cloudy
Favourite film: Lord of the Rings
Do you give money to hobos? yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? i'd liek to do both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? tickets for a musical
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin? unfortunately
Record no. of faps in a day: 13
Favourite cheese: lancashire
Ever had a wet dream? yes, a long time ago
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: someone have their head ran over by a trailer
Favourite animal: Snow Leopard or polar Bear
Do you live on the coast? yes, and i love it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Marrakesh
Favourite author + book: Jeremy Clarkson- I know you got soul
Any tattoos? Do you like them? i thnk they're ok, i haven't found a design i could live with for the rest of my days yet though
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: a bottle of water and some pies
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:soft tissue injury to the knee
Clean, overdriven or distorted?distorted
Have you read LOTR? no, i'd like to
Ever broken someone's nose? no, i'm too nice
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: the pub
What's your dream job? rock star, why else would i play guitar?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: give up my course and job
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? about 20ft i think
Ever been in a car accident? nah, i've been about 5ft away from one though
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket, no sticky bodies to clean up
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?lick it

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Explorerpro

Username: ExplorerPro
Real first name: Sebastian
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): No religion, except TEH METULZZ!
Nationality: Denmark
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Metallica, Ozzy, AC/DC
Favourite guitar player: Randy Rhoads, James Hetfield...
Favourite guitar: My Polka Dot V or Explorer
Favourite album: Master Of Puppets or Tribute (Ozzy)
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC Live In Copenhagen
Tea or coffee: Tea with TEH BR00TALz!!!1!!1
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Yes, Water.
Do you smoke? Nope.
Wacky Baccy? What the hell is that?!
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes.
What's the weather like there? Gray and cold.
Favourite film: Heat.
Do you give money to hobos? Yeah.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Yes. Bungy!
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Camera.
Favourite Simpsons character: Ralph or Moe.
Are you a virgin? Sometimes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 49.3
Favourite cheese: I HATE CHEESE!
Ever had a wet dream? Nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A Ferrari Crash on a track 50 feet away.
Favourite animal: Python or White Tiger.
Do you live on the coast? Yes.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Italy.
Favourite author + book: John Swartzwelder, The Exploding Detective.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I Ain´t Got None YET!
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Guitar Picks.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I have broken my left arm twice.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted!
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? Almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Drums.
What's your dream job? Chef or Guitarist.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Roadster
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 8 yards.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? GET IT OFF!

I am awesome!

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Proud owner of a GMW Polka Dot V.

Gear:
GMW Polka Dot V
Gibson Explorer Pro
Epiphone G-400

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Fenderhippie69

Username: Fenderhippie69
Real first name: Mike
Sex: I've got a penis
Religion (or lack thereof): all of them and none of them at the same time!
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: idk, depends of my mood
Favourite guitar player: David Gilmore
Favourite guitar: Telecaster or Stratocaster
Favourite album: Animals, Pink Floyd
Best concert you've attended: Kiss and Buckcherry
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? I have never thought about going to Spain
Do you drink? Yesh
Do you smoke? Yesh
Wacky Baccy? Nah?
Ever taken a dump outside? YES!
What's the weather like there? Cold , windy.
Favourite film: Any from the Hannibal serries
Do you give money to hobos? Just loose change
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
what present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A hug and a pocket of love.
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: maybe 2.
Favourite cheese: The cheesey kind
Ever had a wet dream? yes.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: a stranger get shot in the head
Favourite animal: Dogs FTW!
Do you live on the coast? No, thats expensive
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I just want to get away from home
Favourite author + book: Idk and Idk. I cant choose a favorite
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None yet.
Can you lick your elbow? No, I treid
Last thing you bought: 3 large chocolate milkshakes
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: When i was young i had real bad asthma
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends, usually a nice cruch.
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? yes, it was an accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Buggie
What's your dream job? Drifter getting by playing music
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: pay off my parents mortgage
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nah.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? go back to bed.

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phan

Username: Phan
Real first name: Zack
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): I belive in a God, but all that Jesus stuff... ... nah
Nationality: English, Irish and Scotish, mixing it up
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: At the moment, I'm liking Link park for the upteenth time
Favourite guitar: My acoustic, it's a crafter, I just love it even if there are better guitars
Favourite album: At the moment I'm liking Blueprint 3, even though it's not usually my thing
Best concert you've attended: Foo Fighters @ Wembly was pretty Cool
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Will try when older
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: The truman show
Do you give money to hobos? Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Yes
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A bar of chocolate and an iPod
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes But then I'm not legally allowed to have sex yet so :/
Record no. of faps in a day: 21
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Nope, I fapped first
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The internetz...
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch") : Ireland, Even though I go there often I <3 it
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: A relentless
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Menijitus
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Singing
What's your dream job? Owner of a popular club for bands and musicians to play
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Mac pro
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip it off, photo it, then take a trip to the tip

GrungeJunkie

Dosed.

Username: Dosed.
Real first name: Kayla.
Sex: Female.
Religion (or lack thereof): Raised Lutheran, agnostic at heart.
Nationality: German, Irish.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato.
Favourite band: The Talking Heads and RHCP.
Favourite guitar player: Frusciante.
Favourite guitar: I don't know enough about guitars.
Favourite album: By the Way.
Best concert you've attended: acoustic set of Matt Nathanson at a local record store. It was incredibley intimate.
Tea or coffee: Tea, green tea.
Ever been to Spain? No.
Do you drink? Yes.
Do you smoke? I tried pot once.
Wacky Baccy? No.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? It's cold.
Favourite film: Arizona Dream.
Do you give money to hobos? Whenever I get the chance.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Bubble Bath and perfume.
Favourite Simpsons character: Lisa.
Are you a virgin? Pretty much.
Record no. of faps in a day: about 3 a week.
Favourite cheese: Sharp cheddar.
Ever had a wet dream? not really.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: a cow being slaughtered.
Favourite animal: Dog.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): uganda, africa.
Favourite author + book: Wally Lamb, "I Know This Much Is True."
Any tattoos? Do you like them? One tattoo, on my hip, a peace sign. I like it alright.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Tea.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I ripped off my entire fingernail in a car door when I was like 8. I had a nail go through my foot last year.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted.
Have you read LOTR? A little, I didn't finish.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading.
What's your dream job? Humanitarian.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I'd get the hell out of this town.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? quite a few, two in which I was the driver.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd rip it off.

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fishmunky

Username: fishmunky
Real first name: Anthony
Sex: Yes please lolololol yeah Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Roman Catholic
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: tough question, at the moment its Every time I Die
Favourite guitar player: John 5
Favourite guitar: I rather like Jackson RR v shapes
Favourite album: tough one, Them by King Diamond
Best concert you've attended: Sounds of the underground 07 or Gigantour 08
Tea or coffee: neither, tea if im sick
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? indeed i do, water is vital for life, alcohol vital for sanity
Do you smoke? nope
Wacky Baccy? naw doesnt do anything for me
Ever taken a dump outside? yep, desperate times call for desperate measures
What's the weather like there? its a chilly toronto morning, with snow being forecast later today
Favourite film: fight club or dogma depending on my mood
Do you give money to hobos? when i have some to give yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i dont remember, a card, book and lottery ticket i imagine
Favourite Simpsons character: main character homer, secondary mr burns
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: im unsure never counted, somewhere between 5 and 8 probably
Favourite cheese: gouda
Ever had a wet dream? yep
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: great question, my buddy getting stabbed with a beer bottle probably
Favourite animal: rosy boa constrictor
Do you live on the coast? nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): the vatican
Favourite author + book: Author: Chuck Palaniuk, favourite book is Salem's Lot by Stephen King
Any tattoos? Do you like them? yes and i do like it, should it touched up though
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: cookies for my super sick fiance
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken leg or appendicitis anytime im laid up in the hospital its bad and those are the only 2 times its happened
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? yep, overrated
Ever broken someone's nose? yeah it was an accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: muay thai
What's your dream job? professional musician or sports agent
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: new car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher, halo multiplayer ftw
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? find some scissors

Black Rat 1214

Why the **** not?

Username:Black Rat 1214
Real first name: Tom
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): My own views of christianity
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: couldn't really put my finger on a SINGLE favourite
Favourite guitar player: Joe Satriani
Favourite guitar: Ibanez JEM 777
Favourite album: Metallica by Metallica
Best concert you've attended: Nickelback (Only gig i've attended, so don't be harsh. They were pretty good though i must admit
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yep
Do you drink? Yep
Do you smoke? Nerp
Wacky Baccy? Nerp
Ever taken a dump outside? Yarp
What's the weather like there? cloudy and overcast
Favourite film: The Shawshank redemption
Do you give money to hobos? Yep
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Going to. And get paid for it!
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? CD
Favourite Simpsons character: Duff man!
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 8
Favourite cheese: Cheddar...
Ever had a wet dream? Once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Lol, computer science mathetmatics...
Favourite animal: Eagle
Do you live on the coast? Yes!
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): tokyo.
Favourite author + book: don't really have a single one.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Have no tattoos, and they look good on some people but not everyone.
Can you lick your elbow? Yes
Last thing you bought: Wispa... again,
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? I like all three in equal amounts, depending on circumstance.
Have you read LOTR? Once
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes, the other day when they tried to rape me (Not kidding, broke 1 jaw and one nose. I kicked ass. And no-one saw it. )
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Shooting (target shooting, best in wales )
What's your dream job? Pilot or Professional Marksman
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Full guitar rig, valve amp, Les Paul and Ibanez and i'd put the rest in my bank account and live off interest
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes. Loved it
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Depends on circumstance again
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go facepalm somebody with it... obviously...

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This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

salamander121

Username: salamander121
Real first name: Finlay
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheism
Nationality: British (Scottish to be precise)
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: The Dillinger Escape Plan
Favourite guitar player: Omar Rodríguez-López
Favourite guitar: My Ibanez I guess
Favourite album: Miss Machine (TDEP)
Best concert you've attended: Gonna' be Black Stone Cherry...
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yush - Barcelona
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Well...
Ever taken a dump outside? Oh yeah.
What's the weather like there? Pretty sunny at the moment.
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos? I give money to hobos that do something.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? An accessory kit thing
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Hate it all
Ever had a wet dream? ...
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Probably anything on Dirty Sanzhez's live shows.
Favourite animal: Grizzly Bear
Do you live on the coast? Yeah (an island...)
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sweden or Australia
Favourite author + book: Chuck Palaniuk
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tattoos but I might get a sleeve when I'm older.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Zildjian ZBT 16" cymbal
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Appendicitis
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No, only bled I think.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Writing music, the internetz, seeing friends.
What's your dream job? Live musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy an ridiculously high spec PC and max out all my instruments.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Rip it off and freak out

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My main band in which I play bass guitar: Touring Barcelona

My solo stuff: Finlay Cable (Soundcloud)

JagStang5246

Username: JagStang5246
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity/Baptist
Nationality: American
Favourite band: Obscura, for the time being.
Favourite guitar player: Paul Masvidal
Favourite guitar: Right now, it's my Dean Knight
Favourite album: Colors by Between The Buried and Me
Best concert you've attended: Between The Buried and Me and Opeth
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold, wet, and dark.
Favourite film: Not a big movie buff.
Do you give money to hobos? Yes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
Favourite cheese: Pepperjack
Favourite animal: Doberman
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: Tolstoy, Resurrection
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None at all.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope,
Last thing you bought: Dr Pepper
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Cut the tip of my middle finger off in a bike chain.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Only my own.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading.
What's your dream job? Something to do with English.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Mercedes.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope. Can't swim.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.