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Old 10-15-2009, 11:26 AM   #41
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Location: actually in Indiana
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Real first name: Kyle
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Catholic, I guess (don't get on me about it)
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrots
Favourite band: The Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Jr. (tie)
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar:
Favourite album: either Yoshimi, In Rainbows, or ... And the Battle Begun (RX Bandits)
Best concert you've attended: Incubus
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? EDIT: no
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Gross
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction or Hot Rod
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Target giftcard
Favourite Simpsons character: Disco Stu
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: Maybe 2
Favourite cheese: Macaroni and Cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal: Kiwi
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): I really don't know
Favourite author + book: Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club I guess. I really don't read.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No and usually not
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Sour Skittles
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Type 1 Diabeetus. Fo' rizzle
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Light distortion
Have you read LOTR? Tried, got bored
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: SSX Tricky / Finding indie bands
What's your dream job? Member of a ska band
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Probably get better guitar stuff
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Pool high dive I guess, not really that bad
Ever been in a car accident? nah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:27 AM   #42
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Location: Birmingham, UK
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Real first name: Joshua
Sex: Yes please (Male)
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Celery.
Favourite band: Many.
Favourite guitar player: John Petrucci, James Hetfield, Paul Gilbert, Steve Harris (Bass)
Favourite guitar: I have a thing for goldtop les pauls at the moment.
Favourite album: To Many.
Best concert you've attended: Metallica.
Tea or coffee: Neither.
Ever been to Spain? No.
Do you drink? No.
Do you smoke? No.
Wacky Baccy? No.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Raining.
Favourite film: Many.
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? UGG Gloves.
Favourite Simpsons character: Comic book guy.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 4.
Favourite cheese: None.
Ever had a wet dream? No.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Pictures of car crashes.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): The download festival.
Favourite author + book: Autobiographies.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, Yes.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Band rehearsal room.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Phenomena.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? Just the films.
Ever broken someone's nose? Almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games.
What's your dream job? Guitar Tester / Sex Machine.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Mansion.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Remove it.
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:32 AM   #43
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Real first name: Chris
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Religion (or lack thereof): Deist
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato, hellz yeah.
Favourite band: Too many to name...
Favourite guitar player: It's tough choice, I'll do one of my favorites. Carlos Santana.
Favourite guitar: PRS Singlecut Trem Ed.
Favourite album: Too many to name...
Best concert you've attended: Hmm...Probably Paganfest '08.
Tea or coffee: Coffee, although I do enjoy tea.
Ever been to Spain? No, but I really want to.
Do you drink? Socially, so yes.
Do you smoke? No. gross.
Wacky Baccy? Ready Freddy.
Ever taken a dump outside? I have, when I was camping.
What's the weather like there? Humid, and schizo. Either it's 80 something one day, then 40 at night.
Favourite film: Too many to have...(srs)
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes. When I think they are genuine and not just alcohol/drug heads.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Bungee jumped, yes. Skydiving...no.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A pair of Ray-Bans.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart, of course.
Are you a virgin? Nope.
Record no. of faps in a day: 8. Yeah, it hurt.
Favourite cheese: Probably Gouta.
Ever had a wet dream? Once. It was bizarre.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My roommate's constant obsession with efukt, and uselessjunk.
Favourite animal: Lion. Hands down.
Do you live on the coast? Nah...I live about 8 hours north of the coast. Maybe a bit less.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Spain, Ireland, Scotland, just to name a slight few.
Favourite author + book: Anything written by Dan Brown, or Hawking, or Dawkins. I like Koontz and other cheap thrillers too.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I have one, a tribal cross with my dad's initials. And yes, if it's done in taste. I don't care for sleeves or anything like that.
Can you lick your elbow? I thought that was impossible...
Last thing you bought: A Starbucks mug with a yummy caramel macchiato in it.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my fist against a metal pole in a fight. Haven't been injured a lot in my life. I normally win fights.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted, all the way. Overdriven's nice sometimes.
Have you read LOTR? I have. Did it in seventh grade.
Ever broken someone's nose? Four times.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading, studying, making beats with various music composition programs, and drumming. Yeah yeah, American football, video games too...okay? Sheesh.
What's your dream job? Lawyer, it's what I'm going to school for.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Ferrari. Hellz yeah. Oh, and PRS system and a recording studio.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, and it scared the **** out of me.
Ever been in a car accident? Two of them. Nothing serious though, wore my seat belt.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Tough choice, depends on the situation.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? "Man, when you all said $85,000 for a testicle, I didn't want stitched to my ****ing palm!!!"
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:37 AM   #44
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Real first name: Dan
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Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Welsh/British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Celery
Favourite band: Alter Bridge
Favourite guitar player: Dan Donegan
Favourite guitar: Couldn't honestly say yet.
Favourite album: Right now is Vigilance by Threat Signal
Best concert you've attended: Machine Head \m/
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Once
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Once, but no.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Cloudy, lol.
Favourite film: Right now is Zombieland
Do you give money to hobos? When I have change
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but i'd like to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Some chocolates I think
Favourite Simpsons character: Comicbook guy
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: Probably three I think.
Favourite cheese: Cheddar?
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Too many things 0_o
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? Ish
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan?
Favourite author + book: I don't really read.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None yet, hopefully have some soon.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Erm, a drink?
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Hand foot and mouth desease.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All three.
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nah.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing.
What's your dream job? Musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a bigger house.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Almost
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream?
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:45 AM   #45
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Real first name: Paul
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Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Squash
Favourite band: Avenged Sevenfold
Favourite guitar player: Synyster Gates
Favourite guitar: Syn Gates Custom/Standard
Favourite album: A7x - Diamonds In The Rough
Best concert you've attended: Download 2006
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yup, 3 times
Do you drink? Yup.
Do you smoke? Yup, smoking right now.
Wacky Baccy? Not any more
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? SHITE
Favourite film: Team America
Do you give money to hobos? Yup, £1
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A painting i did personally.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? Nope.
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: Mild Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Not that i can remember
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My friend dying from OD'ing
Favourite animal: Rat
Do you live on the coast? Near enough
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New Zealand
Favourite author + book: Terry Pratchett - The Truth
Any tattoos? Do you like them? 19 Tattoos, love 'em all.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope.
Last thing you bought: Fudge for my GF
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken Hand.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Finished 'em all ages ago.
Ever broken someone's nose? Yup.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Xbox
What's your dream job? Session Guitarist OR Cartoon Voice Actor
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yup
Ever been in a car accident? Yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Make sure it wasnt on my picking hand, then go about my day.
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:54 AM   #46
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Sex: Yes please.
Religion (or lack thereof): Technically Catholic. Practically atheist.
Nationality: French/British
First vegetable that comes to mind: I would say carrot, but that's what you expect me to say.
Favourite band: Your mum.
Favourite guitar player: Your mum.
Favourite guitar: Your mum.
Favourite album: The one with your mum in it.
Best concert you've attended: RATM at Reading '08.
Tea or coffee: A cocktail of the two. Hehe. Cock.
Ever been to Spain? Nope.
Do you drink? Yesh.
Do you smoke? Once in a while.
Wacky Baccy? Once in a very rare while.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes. Very difficult to poo when a cold breeze makes your sphincter close.
What's the weather like there? What, in my sphincter?
Favourite film: Your mum.
Do you give money to hobos? No.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Your mum.
Favourite Simpsons character: Most of them aren't funny anyway.
Are you a virgin? No.
Record no. of faps in a day: 6 I think. Was very bored.
Favourite cheese: Don't really like cheese. Reblochon maybe.
Ever had a wet dream? No.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Your mum.
Favourite animal: Your mum.
Do you live on the coast? The coast of your mum.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mum's arse.
Favourite author + book: Author? Dunno. Book? 1984.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No.
Can you lick your elbow? I wish someone would lick mine.
Last thing you bought: Sugar.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: None really. Fractured toe.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? That's a horrible way to talk about Kensai.
Have you read LOTR? I've tried. It's shit. Don't agree with me? Try not to cry.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Your mum.
What's your dream job? Your mum.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Your mum.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flameyourmum launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I'd ask the man attached to it to leave.

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Old 10-15-2009, 11:55 AM   #47
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:59 AM   #48
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Religion (or lack thereof):
Agnostic atheist
Nationality:
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First vegetable that comes to mind:
Coma victim
Favourite band:
Opeth, Nevermore, Devin Townsend
Favourite guitar player:
Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar:
Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album:
Infinity - Devin Townsend
Best concert you've attended:
Opeth, last year.
Tea or coffee:
Coffee. Both taste like knobs, but coffee wake you up.
Ever been to Spain?
No.
Do you drink?
Yes.
Do you smoke?
No.
Wacky Baccy?
Yes.
Ever taken a dump outside?
No.
What's the weather like there?
Dark and not rainy.
Favourite film:
Not sure. Inglourious Basterds is the first good film I thought of, so that'll do.
Do you give money to hobos?
If I have some to spare.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
No idea.
Favourite Simpsons character:
I've never found the Simpsons funny.
Are you a virgin?

Record no. of faps in a day:
Just three, I think.
Favourite cheese:
Edam.
Ever had a wet dream?
Nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Nothing first-hand. If videos count, a firework in someone's dong.
Favourite animal:
Lizard or elephant.
Do you live on the coast?
I live on something that has the word coast in it, I'd assume it's a coast.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
I don't know, the moon or something.
Favourite author + book:
Favourite author is Stephen Fry, but my favourite book is Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
No.
Can you lick your elbow?
No.
Last thing you bought:
Box of live crickets for mah lizard.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Nothing much, just some broken limbs.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
'storted.
Have you read LOTR?
Yeah, when I was 9 or so.
Ever broken someone's nose?
No, but my nose goes off in an unusual direction, that's almost relevant.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Painting, drawing and writing music that may or may not include a guitar in it.
What's your dream job?
Musiclan.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Weed, probably.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
No.
Ever been in a car accident?
When I was a little kid I dropped an ice cream whilst in a car.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Flamethrower, I guess.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Say "I wonder why I have a bare testicle stitched to the palm of my hand".
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:03 PM   #49
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Religion (or lack thereof): My own kind of non-secular theistic beliefs
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: I thought of about 9 at once somehow... I choose potatp
Favourite band: currently The Protomen, but overall Opeth
Favourite guitar player: Mikael Akerfeldt
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG style guitars have always been my fave
Favourite album: Blackwater Park - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: a tie between the Slipknot, Machine Head and Bodom show and Defenders of the Faith II (LoG, Dimmu, etc.)
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? heavily, and frequently
Do you smoke? on occasion
Wacky Baccy? also on occasion
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah, whilst on aforementioned 'Wacky Baccy'
What's the weather like there? pretty gloomy atm, was raining before
Favourite film: Conspiracy Theory
Do you give money to hobos? yeah, too much for a poor student
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope, but I intend to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Good Wine
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 7, I think
Favourite cheese: Abbott's Gold I think it was called, it was an artisan mature cheddar with bits of caramelised onion in it... *drool*
Ever had a wet dream? yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I actually can't think of any such thing
Favourite animal: Shortfin Mako Shark
Do you live on the coast? My hometown is kinda on the coast, my student halls are not
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Rural Japan
Favourite author + book: again I can't think, but Alice's Adventures in Wonderland was pretty awesome
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Yeah, a treble clef on my left wrist and a Bohr Hydrogen atom on my inner right forearm, I love them
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: A 3mm acrylic taper for my left ear
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: when I fell on the base of a broken bottle with my palm - my right pointer finger has lasting tendon damage
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? no, I've read The Hobbit, and about half of Silmarillion though
Ever broken someone's nose? yeah, by accident
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Videogames, comics, girls and alcohol - all a man needs
What's your dream job? Ideally I want to work in animal conservation
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: pay off my parents' debts and pay for all my uni business, then I'd pretty much pretend I wasn't rich
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? check it wasn't one of my own, if it was: freak out, call a damn hospital; if it was not: rip that ****er off and throw it out the window... then I think I'd cry through fear of what it all meant.
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:06 PM   #50
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Sex: Yes please
Religion (or lack thereof): Christian/Agnostic
Nationality: USA USA USA
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas
Favourite band: Lots of 'em
Favourite guitar player: Ehh
Favourite guitar: I dunno yet
Favourite album: Right now, JSRF, nigga!
Best concert you've attended: Ehh
Tea or coffee: Tea, motherfuhrer
Ever been to Spain?
Do you drink? At times
Do you smoke? Only cigars at times
Wacky Baccy? At times
Ever taken a dump outside? Haha, yeah.
What's the weather like there? Cold and overcast
Favourite film: Don't watch too many films, but anything funny
Do you give money to hobos? If I have some and there's not a lot of troublemaking types around
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I wanna
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Why would I get a present for my mom's birthday?
Favourite Simpsons character: Ehhh...simpsons...no thanks.
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: Peppajack, and his best 'ho
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I'd rather not mention
Favourite animal: Platypus
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sveden, ja
Favourite author + book: Right now, nothing
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None
Can you lick your elbow? No, but Gene Simmons can
Last thing you bought: A pack o' gum
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I dunno
Clean, overdriven or distorted? It goes both ways
Have you read LOTR? I tried...but dear god, I was 12, did you expect me to be interested?
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Vidya games and other things
What's your dream job? Don't know
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a swimming pool and fill it with money, get nude, and swim in it
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah, it wasn't that great
Ever been in a car accident? No, I held it 'til we got to the gas station.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher, bitches
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Stare at it until my morning stupidity wore off, and then go like 'wtf'?
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:16 PM   #51
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Sex:As often as I can
Religion (or lack thereof):Lacking
Nationality:American
First vegetable that comes to mind:Brussel Sprouts.
Favourite band:Blue Oyster Cult
Favourite guitar player:Buck Dharma
Favourite guitar:My LP
Favourite album:On Your Feet Or On Your Knees
Best concert you've attended:BOC
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain?Yes
Do you drink?Yes
Do you smoke?Yes
Wacky Baccy?Used to
Ever taken a dump outside?Yes
What's the weather like there?Cold and dreary
Favourite film:Second Hand Lions
Do you give money to hobos?No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?Yes to both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character:Homer
Are you a virgin?No
Record no. of faps in a day:No idea
Favourite cheese:Provolone
Ever had a wet dream?Probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:You don't wanna know
Favourite animal:Irish Setter
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Australia or New Zealand
Favourite author + book:Stephen King The Stand
Any tattoos? Do you like them?Nope No preference
Can you lick your elbow?Of course
Last thing you bought:Case of beer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Shot in the knee. That stung a bit.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?All of them
Have you read LOTR?Yes
Ever broken someone's nose?Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Bowling
What's your dream job?Tail gunner on a beer truck
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Retire
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Yes
Ever been in a car accident?Yes
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Favourite guitar player: Mark Knopfler
Favourite guitar: LP
Favourite album: Making Moovies(ambiguous answer)
Best concert you've attended: n/a
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink?Yes
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy? no(wat the hell is that?
Ever taken a dump outside? yeah
What's the weather like there? freezing now
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Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Cant remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer(only one i know)
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 0.001
Favourite cheese: Cheese
Ever had a wet dream?no, thankfully
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Your mum?
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book:
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow?no
Last thing you bought: biscuits
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted and OD
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? almsot
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: going out, cycling
What's your dream job? House maid
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: my soul back
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher ? flamer
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? enjoy the pleasure?
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Turnip
Favourite band: Ramones, KISS, Queen and guns n roses
Favourite guitar player: Slash , Ace frehley and Jimmy page
Favourite guitar: dunno, probably gibson les paul
Favourite album: I don't have a favourite. but Rocket to russia by ramones and Jazz by queen and Destroyer by KISS are way up there.
Best concert you've attended: Queen+Paul Rodgers in 08 and Motorhead
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? when I'm at partys but not often, I'm only 14
Do you smoke? once or twice
Wacky Baccy? ive done it a couple of times
Ever taken a dump outside? NO
What's the weather like there? raining
Favourite film: any horrors, Grease, rocky horror, Forrest gump and loads more
Do you give money to hobos? not normally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? some perfume
Favourite Simpsons character: Snake, side show bob and that old guy with a beard
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: ---------
Favourite cheese: red leicester
Ever had a wet dream? No, I'm a girl
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I once saw a guy playing a trumpet on his own outside my house, and he walked into the road and got ran over
Favourite animal: any reptile
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America
Favourite author + book: most steven King books
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no but I like them
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Some grasshoppers for my pet lizard
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: never broken a bone or had a disease. probably when my dog bit me and I had to have 11 stitches
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing and going to gigs
What's your dream job? Photographer for a rock magazine
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: a guitar and a snake
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would be ....slightly alarmed
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Nationality: American (US)
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: I can't say just one. Top 3: Weezer, Flogging Molly, Streetlight Manifesto
Favourite guitar player: Don't really have a favorite
Favourite guitar: I'd like an American made Fat Strat actually
Favourite album: No way can I possibly pick a favorite
Best concert you've attended: Flogging Molly @ The Electric Factory in Philadelphia
Tea or coffee: Neither. But I do like iced tea
Ever been to Spain? Nay
Do you drink? Yes, like all the time. haha. I was last night.
Do you smoke? Never have, never will.
Wacky Baccy? No, but I might give it a go someday.
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Cold and rainy
Favourite film: Can't pick just one
Do you give money to hobos? I have once or twice, but not usually.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I want to do both someday.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? No idea. Maybe a candle? haha
Favourite Simpsons character: Willie, or maybe Moe
Are you a virgin? Nay.
Record no. of faps in a day: 3 maybe
Favourite cheese: sharp cheddar or longhorn probably
Ever had a wet dream? Hell, I wet daydream, so yeah. haha (jk about the daydream part)
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I really don't know.
Favourite animal: TIGER!
Do you live on the coast? No. Like 3-4 hours from it depending where I go.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Germany
Favourite author + book: No favorite author, but favorite book(s) would be LOTR
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tats. Maybe someday.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: A pint of Guinness
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Injury: Fracture wrist. Disease: pneumonia when I was about 2yrs old
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distort
Have you read LOTR? I'm pretty sure one of my previous questions answers this. I've read them all like 4-5 times.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games?
What's your dream job? History professor at a university
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: BMW M5
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope. I'd like to though.
Ever been in a car accident? No, thankfully.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Cry.
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:29 PM   #55
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Squash
Favourite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite guitar player: Stevie Ray Vaughn/ John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Fender Telecaster
Favourite album: Californication
Best concert you've attended: Incubus
Tea or coffee: Ice Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Rainy
Favourite film:Anchorman/Good Will Hunting/Saving Private Ryan/Silence Of The lambs
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? slippers?
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, nelson, ralphie
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: IDK
Favourite cheese: Colby
Ever had a wet dream? ya, kinda
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Cat and dog both attack a chipmunk and it lived without a scratch
Favourite animal: monkey
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Yosemite naitonal Park
Favourite author + book: Jules Verne - 20,000 leagues under the sea, Ayn Rand - Atlas Shrugged
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, sorta
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: oreo milkshake at truetts
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: broken thumb
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: cars
What's your dream job? some type of engineer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: sweet ass car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? not really
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? squeeze it
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:30 PM   #56
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Blink 182
Favourite guitar player: Zakk Wylde
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster
Favourite album: Ozzy's "No More Tears"
Best concert you've attended: None
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? I think so
What's the weather like there? Cold and damp
Favourite film: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Do you give money to hobos? Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? She refused a present
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No, I'm a Gemini
Record no. of faps in a day: All of them
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A man who got hit by a tram
Favourite animal: Duck
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Canada
Favourite author + book: I don't read any books
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tattoos, I wouldn't get one, but people can do what they want
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Don't know, but it wasn't anything serious
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: The Internets
What's your dream job? Employed
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy stuff for friends
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 3 meters
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher. Maybe.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check own testicles, see if they pass the "count 2" test
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Metallica/Rage Against the Machine
Favourite guitar player: Tom Morello
Favourite guitar: EBMM Axis
Favourite album: Master Of Puppets
Best concert you've attended: none yet
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Crap
Favourite film: Varies a lot
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? none
Favourite Simpsons character: Arnold Schwartzenegger
Are you a virgin? yes
Record no. of faps in a day: dunno
Favourite cheese: Camembert
Ever had a wet dream? sure
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Two 7 year old kids kissing eachothers asses to get trading cards from "the cool kids".
Favourite animal: Eagle
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): The UK
Favourite author + book: none
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no tattoos
Can you lick your elbow? almost
Last thing you bought: an energy drink
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: none
Clean, overdriven or distorted? all of them
Have you read LOTR? nope
Ever broken someone's nose? almost
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: video games
What's your dream job? dunno
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: guitar gear, lot's of it!
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup
Ever been in a car accident? yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut off the testicle
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Lamb of God
Favourite guitar player: Paul Waggoner
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG
Favourite album: Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile
Best concert you've attended: Lamb of God / Killswitch Engage
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? Yup
Wacky Baccy? Sometimes
Ever taken a dump outside? Yea
What's the weather like there? Cold and Rainy
Favourite film: Fight Club
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not Yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I dont remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Sadly Enough yea
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Blue
Ever had a wet dream? once
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: My friend smoked way too much weed and thought he was in a marilyn manson video
Favourite animal: Shark
Do you live on the coast? not even close (Wisconsin )
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Alaska
Favourite author + book: Orson Scott Card + Shadow of the hegemon
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, yes
Can you lick your elbow? no (and yes i've tried)
Last thing you bought: Wages of Sin from Arch Enemy
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: AIDS (Jk Bronchitis)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing guitar while fapping
What's your dream job? Play in a sucessful band
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: New Guitar and a half stack
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? yea merging on to the high way going 70
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rockets for sure
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would probably scream in terror and eventually just cut it off and throw it away
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Nationality: British(that's what my passport says, so it must be true)
First vegetable that comes to mind: turnip
Favourite band: Steel Panther
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: Rick Neilsen's 5 neck
Favourite album: Appetite For Destruction
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC at Hampden Park
Tea or coffee: dehydration
Ever been to Spain?: no
Do you drink? : rarely
Do you smoke?: no
Wacky Baccy?: no
Ever taken a dump outside? : yup
What's the weather like there? : not bad
Favourite film : Star Wars Ep V
Do you give money to hobos? : no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? : no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? : a book
Favourite Simpsons character: Groundskeeper Willy
Are you a virgin? : not unless it grows back
Record no. of faps in a day: how the hell am I meant to remember/count that high?
Favourite cheese: cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? : yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: no idea. probably my face
Favourite animal: guinea pigs
Do you live on the coast?: no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): the moon
Favourite author + book: Terry Pratchett, dunno about which book tho
Any tattoos? Do you like them? : no
Can you lick your elbow?: no
Last thing you bought: tickets for Motorhead
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: well, I'm in ESRF right now, and have been for 2 1/2 years, so I guess that
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: overdrive
Have you read LOTR?: usually every 6 months
Ever broken someone's nose?: no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: I collect and paint miniatures
What's your dream job?: King of the World and its Outlying Territories
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a tank, drive it to Dundee and use it to demolish Tannadice
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: define 'large'
Ever been in a car accident?: yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: FIRE! FIRE!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: depends. Is the testicle still attached to it's owner?
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