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Old 10-15-2009, 01:18 PM   #61
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Real first name: Rita
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Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Portuguese
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Nirvana
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: Gibson Les Paul
Favourite album: Don't have.
Best concert you've attended: MCR
Tea or coffee: Coffee!
Ever been to Spain? Yeeees.
Do you drink? Yup.
Do you smoke? No.
Wacky Baccy? Who?
Ever taken a dump outside? No.
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: Meh.
Do you give money to hobos? I'm selfish.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Wish I had.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A necklace.
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer.
Are you a virgin? <.< ... >.> No.
Record no. of faps in a day: I'm not a dude.
Favourite cheese: I HATE CHEESE.
Ever had a wet dream? I guess not.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Can't remember.
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): USA.
Favourite author + book: Dunno.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, but I do like them.
Can you lick your elbow? Nobody can do that!
Last thing you bought: Bubblegum.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: The flu...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? NO.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Music
What's your dream job? Not sure.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new guitar.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, it was awesome.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Throw up.
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:20 PM   #62
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Real first name: Jason
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Paris Hilton
Favourite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster or Gibson L5
Favourite album: Traveling Wilbury's First Collection
Best concert you've attended: Red Hot Chili Peppers at Hampden, Glasgow
Tea or coffee: Coffee I guess
Ever been to Spain? Si.
Do you drink? Sometimes
Do you smoke? Nein
Wacky Baccy? Nein
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah - on a pigeon.
What's the weather like there? Cold and Rainy, it's Scotland
Favourite film: Tough call...Maybe Anchorman?
Do you give money to hobos? They give money to me
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but would love to skydive.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Spa trip
Favourite Simpsons character: Sideshow Bob
Are you a virgin? Nope
Record no. of faps in a day: 5... when I was 14.
Favourite cheese: Melted?
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Lady Gaga at Titp, what a dude.
Favourite animal: White Tigers are cool
Do you live on the coast? East side of Scotland, yeah.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia
Favourite author + book: Tough call again - I love Orwell alot though.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope and nope
Can you lick your elbow? no but I hired a small Egyptian boy to do it
Last thing you bought: A wonderful Subway
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Umm none...Insanity I guess
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean - acoustic preferably
Have you read LOTR? Yes years ago
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: The pit I'm such a loser
What's your dream job? Guitarist I guess or cowboy-astronaut
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Martin 0015
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I fell into a puddle once. Was epic.
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah I ran over a car once.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Umm maturity?
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Ejaculate.
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:22 PM   #63
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Real first name: Callum
Sex: Male (and no thanks )
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic but Catholic
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Dunno really, Bodom, Muse, Green Day?
Favourite guitar player: Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar: Don't really have one
Favourite album: Bodom's Follow the Reaper
Best concert you've attended: Airbourne, Stone Gods, Sound of Fury (great night, great friends)
Tea or coffee: Neither, they burn my tongue
Ever been to Spain? Yuppp
Do you drink? Kinda
Do you smoke? Noooooooo never
Wacky Baccy? Nope lmao
Ever taken a dump outside? O_o do I need answer that? Then it's a no
What's the weather like there? Grey
Favourite film: Guest House Paradiso
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nahhh
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Box of maltesers and a bottle of wine
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer, obviously
Are you a virgin? Yusssss ^^
Record no. of faps in a day: Never counted lmao
Favourite cheese: Don't like cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Cannot remember lmao
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Too many to name
Favourite animal: Don't like animals
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): No idea lmao
Favourite author + book: Don't like reading really
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope and not bothered really
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Bottle of Coca-Cola
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Swiney
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All in equal amounts
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Only playing cricket lmao
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Meeting friends
What's your dream job? Psychologist?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Jump =) shout mebbes lmao
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? I've been in a Saxo and that's a disaster of a car
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
O_o change my name to Darren? (thats an inside joke. A t-bag joke)
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:23 PM   #64
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Nationality: Irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Steven Hawking
Favourite band: Strapping Young Lad
Favourite guitar player: Devin Townsend
Favourite guitar: Jackson WRMG Warrior
Favourite album: City
Best concert you've attended: Ministry's last ever gig.
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Profusely
Do you smoke? See above
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Perhaps
What's the weather like there? ****e
Favourite film: Edward Scissorhands
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember. A DVD or something.
Favourite Simpsons character: Hans Moleman
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: You think I keep a tally of these things?
Favourite cheese: Coleraine Mature
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Seeing a shotgun suicide corpse about a foot away from me.
Favourite animal: Tiger
Do you live on the coast? Near as makes no difference
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Americaland
Favourite author + book: Martina Cole - Two Women
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Dagger with a dragon. Tis grand.
Can you lick your elbow? Can you?
Last thing you bought: Either Poitin or tobacco.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Several million scars.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean and distorted
Have you read LOTR? No. Got bored around nine million pages in. WE KNOW WHAT A DAMN MOUNTAIN LOOKS LIKE!
Ever broken someone's nose? Possibly.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Recording.
What's your dream job? Rock god
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Suzuki Bandit 600
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Possibly whilst drunk
Ever been in a car accident? Yup
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check and see if it was my own.
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:32 PM   #65
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:40 PM   #66
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: Otis Rush
Favourite guitar: Fender Stratocaster or Gibson Goldtop with P90s
Favourite album: Lucy Ford The Atmosphere EP's - Atmosphere.
Best concert you've attended: Opeth in '08
Tea or coffee: Coffee. Black Coffee.
Ever been to Spain? Yup. Madrid and some towns on the north coast.
Do you drink? Yes. Too much
Do you smoke? Nope, too expensive.
Wacky Baccy? Had the opportunity, said no. For some reason.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes, camping....
What's the weather like there? Clear, and cold.
Favourite film: Snatch.
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes, generally not. I'd rather give food, etc.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No...
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember.........
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe.
Are you a virgin? No.
Record no. of faps in a day: 5 or 6?
Favourite cheese: Parmesan.
Ever had a wet dream? Yup.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? Nope.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Chicago.
Favourite author + book: Paul Coelo. The Witch From Portobello.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I don't have any, but the ones you can only see in UV lights, would be awesome.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: Chocolate Covered Oreos
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Got stepped on with a sharp ice hockey skate, got a cut between two toes, that I could actually see into...
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes. 9 times. In English and Norwegian.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading.
What's your dream job? Musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Way, too, many, guitars.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Only like. 5 meters.
Ever been in a car accident? Just small bumps.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower. You get to watch the pain up close
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Pretend it's a tetherball.
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:45 PM   #67
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First vegetable that comes to mind:broccoli
Favourite band:iron maiden
Favourite guitar player:john petrucci
Favourite guitar:ibanez
Favourite album:powerslave
Best concert you've attended:iron maiden
Tea or coffee:neither
Ever been to Spain?i have not
Do you drink?lots
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?f*ck off
Ever taken a dump outside?once
What's the weather like there?meh
Favourite film:pulp fiction
Do you give money to hobos?buskers yh, hobos no chance
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?want to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?ornament thing
Favourite Simpsons character:bart
Are you a virgin?nope
Record no. of faps in a day:5
Favourite cheese:chedder
Ever had a wet dream?dont think so
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:gay sex, srsly
Favourite animal:cat
Do you live on the coast?no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):italia
Favourite author + book:have none
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no
Can you lick your elbow?no
Last thing you bought:cake
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:ruined neck
Clean, overdriven or distorted?overdriven
Have you read LOTR?yup
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:eating and playstation
What's your dream job?in a band
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:pay for many gig tickets, then car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?yup
Ever been in a car accident?yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?cry
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:50 PM   #68
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:56 PM   #69
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First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrot
Favourite band:The Used
Favourite guitar player: Quinn Alman
Favourite album: The Used - The Used
Best concert you've attended: Airbourne
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain?: No thank you I don't like spanish people
Do you drink?: Only when I want to (all the time)
Do you smoke?: Nope I think it is unneeded
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Crap
Favourite filmie Hard
Do you give money to hobos?: Only if they deserve it
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: A CD
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin?: Yeah but i don't care
Record no. of faps in a day: 1 (never needed more)
Favourite cheese: Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream?: No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Walked in on my bro having sex
Favourite animal: Cat
Do you live on the coast?: No
Last thing you bought: Chewits
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Sprained my wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: Overdriven
Have you read LOTR?: No
Ever broken someone's nose?: No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: None
What's your dream job?: Music Teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Lots of guitars
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: No
Ever been in a car accident?: No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: I would scream
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:01 PM   #70
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Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Pink Floyd
Favourite guitar player: Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar: Fender Strat
Favourite album: Wish You Were Here
Best concert you've attended: Rick Springfield
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Not anymore
Do you smoke? Not anymore
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny
Favourite film: Inglorious Basterds
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Shoes
Favourite Simpsons character: Milhouse
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Chedder
Ever had a wet dream? Yes lol
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A person dying
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? No, but I'm only about 100 miles from it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe
Favourite author + book: Stephan Colbert - I Am America, and So Can You!
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, I think they're cool, just not for me
Can you lick your elbow? Indeed
Last thing you bought: Ticket to a high school football game
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Concussion/Scarlet Fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Friends or computer
What's your dream job? Nothing
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A wallet
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower you n00b
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? I would take it in and raise it as if it were one of my own, feed it and name it Jeremy.
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:01 PM   #71
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:07 PM   #72
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Favourite band: its between muse, nightwish, x japan and more recently sum 41
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Favourite guitar: infinity NT
Favourite album: dahlia - x japan, the resistance - muse
Best concert you've attended:nay
Tea or coffee:neither
Ever been to Spain? mallorca? lanzarote?
Do you drink?no
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?no
Ever taken a dump outside?no
What's the weather like there? generally ****
Favourite film: mean girls
Do you give money to hobos?no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?dawn french book
Favourite Simpsons character:ralph wiggum
Are you a virgin?sort of. long story
Record no. of faps in a day: you're meant to count?
Favourite cheese: mild cheddar orEDAM
Ever had a wet dream? probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: dislocated hip
Favourite animal: ****ING TURTLE
Do you live on the coast? nay
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): finland
Favourite author + book: not sure
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no and no
Can you lick your elbow? i used to be able to
Last thing you bought: rowntrees randoms
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: measles?
Clean, overdriven or distorted? slight overdrive/crunch
Have you read LOTR?no
Ever broken someone's nose? me mothers.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
What's your dream job? something musicy or sciencey
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: bass rig
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower. brings back team killing memories of COD 5.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:16 PM   #73
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First vegetable that comes to mind: Chili
Favourite band:Pantera
Favourite guitar player: Dimebag R.I.P.
Favourite guitar: Mockingbird
Favourite album:Watershed - Opeth
Best concert you've attended: Have never attended a concert
Tea or coffee:Coffee FTW
Ever been to Spain? Yup
Do you drink? Yup
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yup
What's the weather like there? Rain and ore rain
Favourite film: Shawshank Redemption
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
Favourite Simpsons character: Luigi
Favourite cheese: I hate cheese
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Your mom........................ .... sorry
Favourite animal: Wombat
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia
Favourite author + book: Henning Mankell (swedish crime author) none
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no. Indifferent
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Fabulous Disaster - Exodus
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken left wrist
Clean, overdriven or distorted? all
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: listening to music
What's your dream job? luthiery
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: components for a handmade guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yup
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket propelled chainsaw
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check my sack to see if the one on my hand was previously there
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:31 PM   #74
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First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrot
Favourite band: Nirvana
Favourite guitar player: Gilbert
Favourite guitar:Jaguar
Favourite album:Surfer Rosa by the pixies or 2112 by rush
Best concert you've attended:none
Tea or coffee:tea
Ever been to Spain?no
Do you drink?yes
Do you smoke?no
Wacky Baccy?what?
Ever taken a dump outside?Yes
What's the weather like there?Cold
Favourite film:V for Vendetta/A clocwork orange
Do you give money to hobos?I never saw a real hobo
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Love I never gave here a real present
Favourite Simpsons character:Barney
Are you a virgin?Yes
Record no. of faps in a day:Dunno
Favourite cheese:dunno just cheese
Ever had a wet dream?no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:4chan
Favourite animal:platypus
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):London
Favourite author + book:Douglas adams The hitchhikkers guide to the galaxy trillogy
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no and yes
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought:Beer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Cracked elbow
Clean, overdriven or distorted?All of the above
Have you read LOTR?No but I've seen the movies
Ever broken someone's nose?No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:UG
What's your dream job?Something with music or evolution biology
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: recording studio
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Harpoons!!!!!!!
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?I'd lol
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:37 PM   #75
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Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Spanish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Onion
Favourite band: Not one, but three at the same level: Opeth, Porcupine Tree and Katatonia
Favourite guitar player: Guthrie Govan
Favourite guitar: PRS Modern Eagle
Favourite album: Still Life (Opeth), In Absentia (Porcupine Tree), The Great Cold Distance (Katatonia)
Best concert you've attended: Opeth + Cynic show last December
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? I LIVE in Spain! lol
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No, I can't stand cigarettes
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? No thanks
What's the weather like there? It's raining right now
Favourite film: Pan's Labyrinth, or Let the Right One In
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Yes
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't remember xD
Favourite Simpsons character: Jasper!
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: OVER 9000!! No, seriously, I think 4
Favourite cheese: I love them all!
Ever had a wet dream? Once I almost drowned
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: killing a f*cking 4" large mosquito throwing a sofa at it (and it didn't die the first time!)
Favourite animal: wolf
Do you live on the coast? Almost
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Sweden
Favourite author + book: Too many to name them here
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I don't have any, but I like them
Can you lick your elbow? If licking the side of the elbow counts, yes :P
Last thing you bought: I preodered the new Katatonia's album
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: No serious injuries or diseases here
Clean, overdriven or distorted? All of them, depending on the context
Have you read LOTR? Of course, all of them, more than once; it's one of my favourite books
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes, and mine too
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: watching horror movies
What's your dream job? Designing and building for my own amps company (and playing professionally!)
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy guitar gear
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes... not funny...
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocketlauncher is more badass
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Dunno... fap?
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:44 PM   #76
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Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Muse
Favourite guitar player: John Petrucci
Favourite guitar: Les Paul
Favourite album: Black Clouds and Silver Linings
Best concert you've attended: Joe Satriani supported by Paul Gilbert
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Crappy
Favourite film: Anchorman
Do you give money to hobos? Occasionally to the guy who sells the Big Issue
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? ELO Vinyl
Favourite Simpsons character: haven't watch in years
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 1 at most
Favourite cheese: cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Saw a video today of a guy tombstoning and smashing his face off a ledge - then showed you the face... it was split in half and he was still alive
Favourite animal: DOG
Do you live on the coast? 5 miles from it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): my room
Favourite author + book: George Orwell - 1984
Any tattoos? Do you like them? None
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Lunch
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Damaged the Bursa in my knee two years ago and I still have problems with it every now and then
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Depends
Have you read LOTR?. Nope - tried to though, couldn't be arsed.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: playing rugby
What's your dream job? own my own computing business
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: the house next door.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Depends on distance of enemy
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Depends if it was mine or someone elses
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:46 PM   #77
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Real first name:
Lol. Nah.
Sex:
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Religion (or lack thereof):
Christian, but not in the organized sense.
Nationality:
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Cucumber
Favourite band:
Dunno
Favourite guitar player:
Dunno
Favourite guitar:
Dunno
Favourite album:
Dunno
Best concert you've attended:
The Crystal Method
Tea or coffee:
Gross or gross? Well there's herbal tea, so tea.
Ever been to Spain?
<_< Nay
Do you drink?
Very occasionally
Do you smoke?
Allergic
Wacky Baccy?
Rhymes
Ever taken a dump outside?

What's the weather like there?
Pretty nice today, actually.
Favourite film:
V for Vendetta
Do you give money to hobos?
Chaaange! Nah.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
I didn't get anything for my mom's last birthday. It wasn't my birthday. Weirdo.
Favourite Simpsons character:
I hate the Simpsons
Are you a virgin?
Nay
Record no. of faps in a day:
I dunno, probably 5 or 6
Favourite cheese:
Provolone
Ever had a wet dream?
Who hasn't?
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Dude have a heart attack on the baseball field
Favourite animal:
Newfoundland
Do you live on the coast?
Nay
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
YOUR MUMS COOCH Ololololololololo

Okay, you got me. The UK.
Favourite author + book:
What if they aren't the same? I really like Orwell, but none of his books are my favorites.
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
nay
Can you lick your elbow?
The inside...
Last thing you bought:
Soda
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
I almost lost the top of my finger once
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
distorted
Have you read LOTR?
Yeah, who wants to know?
Ever broken someone's nose?
Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Either writing or dance music.
What's your dream job?
Writing and DJing in the summer, teaching at uni in the fall and spring.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Car.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
What's large? I've done about 10-15 feet
Ever been in a car accident?
It was my friend's accident, but yeah
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Depends on the use. Flamethrower for anything up close except zombies.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Clap.

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Old 10-15-2009, 02:48 PM   #78
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Real first name: Phil
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None, but I have a belief in a higher power
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cauliflower and carrots lol
Favourite band: INXS
Favourite guitar player: John Mayer or Slash
Favourite guitar: Fender Strat
Favourite album: MJ - Dangerous
Best concert you've attended: Probably Led Zeppelin, but I was 5 lol I don't remember
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No. Sunny Spain!
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Dirka dirka?
Ever taken a dump outside? No but I pissed on a Mormon church's lawn. No hate to Mormons btw
What's the weather like there? Suddenly sunnier but lightly snowing
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos? I do if I have some
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yep
Record no. of faps in a day: Oh God...probably 5
Favourite cheese: Cheddar or Monterey Jack or Feta
Ever had a wet dream? I would think so
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal: Monkey
Do you live on the coast? Sort of
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Appleton/Madison,
Favourite author + book: The Catcher In The Rye, I don't really have a fav author right now
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I like some, not huge. I want one in the future though. Something small and something meaningful
Can you lick your elbow? Yep lol
Last thing you bought: a dozen donuts
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Pneumonia
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted
Have you read LOTR? Yes but I was 8 so I didn't get one thing lol
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Acting, Dancing, Singing, Listening to music
What's your dream job? Acting
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Give whatever needed to my family. Or at least attempt loll
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yeah lol
Ever been in a car accident?No not really
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Neither lol
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
I'd trip balls (get it?)
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:09 PM   #79
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Location: Kent, UK
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Real first name: Rupert
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Deism
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: cabbage
Favourite band: Many
Favourite guitar player: Gilmour
Favourite guitar: Les Paul
Favourite album: DSOTM
Best concert you've attended: Buckcherry
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? yes
Wacky Baccy? aww yeah
Ever taken a dump outside?yep
What's the weather like there? Dark
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos? always especially if they are playing music
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? too young
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? a hug
Favourite Simpsons character: Moleman
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 6
Favourite cheese: i hate them all
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: probably some weird **** on the internet
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast?no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): another planet
Favourite author + book: Clockwork Orange
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: pack of cherry tic-tacs
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Hit by a car, several broken ribs.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?overdriven
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Weed/art
What's your dream job? Musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Massive party
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Fairly large
Ever been in a car accident? yes.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? lick it.
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