maidenfan15

Username: maidenfan15
Real first name: Dylan
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity
Nationality: Irish/italian
First vegetable that comes to mind: carrot
Favourite band: Iron Maiden
Favourite guitar player: Buckethead
Favourite guitar: I have a thing for Gibson SG's
Favourite album: Oh god. Either Rde the Lightning-Metallica or Painkiller-Judas Priest
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? Weed, not cigarettes
Wacky Baccy? What?
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter
Favourite film: Saving Private Ryan
Do you give money to hobos? Not a lot of hobos where I live, but probably not
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Card?
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't watch it
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: 3 guys 1 hammer
Favourite animal: Lion?
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book: Outsiders
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No. I have no problem with them, I;m just not sure I want something on me for the rest of my life
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: A hat
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Sprained leg probably. I don't get hurt a lot
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Mix of overdrive and distortion
Have you read LOTR? No
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Either playing football
What's your dream job? Musician I guess
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Guitar
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if it's mine

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Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.

j_link13

Username: j_link13
Real first name: John
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): none
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumbers(Just had em on a sub)
Favourite band: Children of Bodom, RHCP, BFMV, JFAC
Favourite guitar player: John Frusciante
Favourite guitar: Jackson Rhoads V
Favourite album: Fall of Ideals-All That Remains
Best concert you've attended: Mayhem Festival 2009 Kansas City
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? negative
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? yes
Wacky Baccy? wtf is wacky baccy
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? cold
Favourite film: Training Day
Do you give money to hobos? i've only seen like one hobo and i was in a car so no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? me being there (all she wanted was a party with her kids)
Favourite Simpsons character: never liked the simpsons
Are you a virgin? negative
Record no. of faps in a day: three or four
Favourite cheese: pepper jack
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: my best friend being real near death
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast? ya right...South Dakota couldn't be further from the coast
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Norway or Germany
Favourite author + book: Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye
Any tattoos? Do you like them? none yet...i think they're cool if they actually mean something
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: weed
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: torn cartiliage in right knee(sports injury)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? really distorted
Have you read LOTR? some of them
Ever broken someone's nose? not that i know of
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: video games,friends, girls
What's your dream job? musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: how much is the lotterly? probably a house or new car?
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? no
Ever been in a car accident? ya real bad
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut the stitches

xxunder-takerxx

Username: embraceddarkside
Real first name: nick
Sex: m
Religion (or lack thereof): christian with a heavy does of common sense
Nationality: %50 italian, %25 german, %25 irish
First vegetable that comes to mind: broccoli
Favourite band: sevendust
Favourite guitar player: mark tremonti and jim root
Favourite guitar: les paul
Favourite album: blackbird - alter bridge
Best concert you've attended: mayhem fest 08, slipknot/disturbed
Tea or coffee: soda
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? on occasion
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? who say what now? no
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? its raining/snowing....in october
Favourite film: star wars
Do you give money to hobos? sometimes if i have change and they are nice
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? giftcard to yankee candle
Favourite Simpsons character: not a huge fan
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: provolone
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: video of guy shooting himself
Favourite animal: bears
Do you live on the coast? very close
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): italy
Favourite author + book: author - RA salvitore book - frankenstein
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: strat pickgaurd
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Lyme disease
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? iv tried many times, but its too slow going, ill stick to the movies
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: video games
What's your dream job? game producer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: prs custom 24, mesa dual rect, new car
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? not really
Ever been in a car accident? few fender benders, i was driving in none of them
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower destruction>accuracy
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? pliers....veeeery carefully

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PRS SE Custom 24 (GFS Crunchy PATs)
PRS SE Singlecut (Evo/Air Norton)
1989 Starforce (GFS PowerRails)
Morley Tremonti Power Wah, TS7 (808-Mod), Pitchblack, Boss DD-3, DE FnC

courtkid1012

Username: Courtkid1012
Real first name: Mike
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Roman Catholic
Nationality: American with Italian roots
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: RATM
Favourite guitar player: Tom Morello
Favourite guitar: Probably a strat, Arm The Homeless if that counts
Favourite album: Hard to say... Probably the best of Led Zep, can't pick 1 though.
Best concert you've attended: The Who last year
Tea or coffee: coffee if i had to choose
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? not really
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? ?
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? snowing... wtf
Favourite film: Friday Night Lights
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? not a clue
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? yessir
Record no. of faps in a day: 3/4
Favourite cheese: mozzarella
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: at the who concert the guy next to me died i think.... long story
Favourite animal: dogs.... specifically German Shepherd
Do you live on the coast? yea
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Not really anwhere. If I could it'd be Tom Morello's house or just go to the shore for a week when it's nice
Favourite author + book: Hate reading
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no, usually no
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: Cluck-U chicken
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: fractured collarbone, 2 spots
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distortion
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: sports, lacrosse mainly
What's your dream job? playing guitar and selling out giant stadiums
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Ferrari
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut it off...

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genghisgandhi

Favourite animal: me


i ommited all the question exept the only none offensive ones

GezzyDiversion

Username: GezzyDiversion
Real first name: Henry
Sex: M
Religion (or lack thereof): Jedi
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Parsnip
Favourite band: Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: David Gilmour/Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar: Les Paul/Strat
Favourite album: Dark side of the moon/Led Zep 4
Best concert you've attended: AC/DC
Tea or coffee: Non
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Now and Again
Ever taken a dump outside? When I was young
What's the weather like there? Drizzly
Favourite film: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Do you give money to hobos? No, they spend it on drink
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Mike Bolton CD
Favourite Simpsons character: Lenny
Are you a virgin? Yar
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Stilton
Ever had a wet dream? Yer
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: ummm
Favourite animal: Pengiun
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit: New Zealand
Favourite author + book: Ian Fleming + Live and Let Die
Any tattoos? Do you like them? not really
Can you lick your elbow? nope
Last thing you bought: lunch and David Gilmour CD
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: The Common Cold
Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdriven
Have you read LOTR? when I was in primary school
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: walking
What's your dream job? Sound Tech
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Relentless
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Ummmm
Ever been in a car accident? Thankfully not
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flameshield
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? wtf

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ZoSo

Last.fm

Hames3rd

Username: hames3rd
Real first name: Hayden
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas
Favourite band: Foo Fighters
Favourite guitar player: I'm into Morello at the moment
Favourite guitar: Gibson Probot
Favourite album: In your Honour
Best concert you've attended: Rush
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Maybe...?
What's the weather like there? Cold and windy
Favourite film: Memento
Do you give money to hobos? No but i'd like to someday
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope but would like to
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? £50
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? Yep
Record no. of faps in a day: 7 i think then it hurt, i was home alone for the day
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? Who hasnt
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Start of gay sex
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York
Favourite author + book: Rainbow 6 Tom Clancy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Dont have one but dont not like them
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Alcohol
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dislocated elbow
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Not all of them but two towers
Ever broken someone's nose?nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming
What's your dream job? Doctor
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Knock over some famous people table
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not really that large
Ever been in a car accident? Yep
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Unstich it

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freddaahh

Username: Freddaahh
Real first name: Fred
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): a mixed up Christian
Nationality: British of French/Australian origin.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato - even though that's a fruit.
Favourite band: Agalloch
Favourite guitar player: Alex Skolnick or Andy Sneap
Favourite guitar: something black and br00tal
Favourite album: Pale Folklore by Agalloch, or The Discovery by Cloudkicker
Best concert you've attended: Testament and Onslaught in July
Tea or coffee: Both
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Too much
Do you smoke? When drunk and craving
Wacky Baccy? If it's there, yeah
Ever taken a dump outside? I might have done... Can't be sure there
What's the weather like there? Dark and chilly
Favourite film: Withnail & I
Do you give money to hobos? Often
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I think it was a book
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Still, yes
Record no. of faps in a day: Four I think
Favourite cheese: a very mature cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: my Dad's mental breakdown
Favourite animal: Cats
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Paris, but with my girlfriend
Favourite author + book: Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, I'm indifferent
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: A chicken wrap at school
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Some crash on a bicycle
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Crushing overdrive
Have you read LOTR? Gave up after 80 pages
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Don't like those two anyway. Art
What's your dream job? Film writer and director
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A round of drinks
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Don't think so
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Smell it.

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guitar12

Username: Guitar12
Real first name: Mark
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: dunno
Favourite guitar player: Brian May, Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: That i have owned - Ibanez S470
Favourite album: a compilation album I made for my friendwhich had 20 different remixes of banana phone
Best concert you've attended: errr.... Snow patrol? Glamour of the kill - they are pretty unknown
Tea or coffee: neither
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? At parties but not at home
Do you smoke? If somone offers when im drinking
Wacky Baccy? no
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? where?
Favourite film: Far too many
Do you give money to hobos? no
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i got my gran to buy it........
Favourite Simpsons character: Bender
Are you a virgin? kinda,
Record no. of faps in a day: at least 5
Favourite cheese: dunno but cheese makes me poo - Just had cheese panini so going for poo now. BRB
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Friend wanked in to tishue then wiped it on a ******ed childs face.
Favourite animal: My cat harper
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): no where
Favourite author + book: errmm.

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A song I wrote on ye olde acoustic guitar

mrwaffles

Username: mrwaffles
Real first name: Mounir
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Existentialism [not really a religion]
Nationality: Born in Egypt, but I live in the US
First vegetable that comes to mind: Zucchini
Favourite band: Bomb The Music Industry
Favourite guitar player: Buckethead
Favourite guitar: Gibson ES 335
Favourite album: Can't pick just one...
Best concert you've attended: Reel Big Fish and Streetlight Manifesto
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? Nope
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Hellish Rain
Favourite film: Fight Club or V for Vendetta
Do you give money to hobos? Nope
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Don't recall
Favourite Simpsons character: Nope
Are you a virgin? Yup
Record no. of faps in a day: 4? 3?
Favourite cheese: Swiss
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A kid having a seizure on the side of the road
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Austria again
Favourite author + book: Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Nope
Can you lick your elbow? Nope
Last thing you bought: Food
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I got pneumonia once
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Viola, reading, hanging with friends
What's your dream job? Playing viola in a professional orchestra
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A Ferrari
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Make sure it's not mine.

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RinestoneCowboy

Username: Rinestone Cowboy
Real first name: you'll never know
Sex: love it
Religion (or lack thereof): wat
Nationality: white
First vegetable that comes to mind: tomato
Favourite band: idk
Favourite guitar player: idk
Favourite guitar: idk
Favourite album: idk
Best concert you've attended: idk
Tea or coffee: coffee
Ever been to Spain? no
Do you drink? yes
Do you smoke? yes
Wacky Baccy? sure


This is too long.

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Why did the metal head cross the road?

EmilyTStrange

Username: EmilyTStrange
Real first name: Lol, take a guess.
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): I was raised Buddhist, but it's not with me anymore.
Nationality: Born in Canada, viet.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: RHCP
Favourite guitar player: Andy McKee
Favourite guitar: in debate.
Favourite album: Right now- La Roux
Best concert you've attended: Blink 182
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Cold, ugly, gross.
Favourite film: V for Vendetta
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? dinner
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart
Are you a virgin? LOLOMIT
Record no. of faps in a day: gdfsgdfgsdgs what
Favourite cheese: cottage
Ever had a wet dream? LOLOMIT
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: uh nothing comes to the picture
Favourite animal: IDK.
Do you live on the coast? yeah
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Chicago
Favourite author + book: What Happened to Lani Garver- Carol Plum Ucci
Any tattoos? Do you like them? NO, and they look ok for some people.
Can you lick your elbow? yeah.
Last thing you bought: monster
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: strep throat.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? noooo
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: soccer
What's your dream job? idk.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: probably something for my brother.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? noooo.
Ever been in a car accident? yeah.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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It's the decisions you make in life, in little or no time, that define who you are.

Kensai

Can't believe I did this...

Username: ...
Real first name: Kjell
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Swedish
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Not sure
Favourite guitar player: Neil Young
Favourite guitar: dunno lol
Favourite album: Not sure
Best concert you've attended: In Flames/Judas Priest. Talked to them at their tourbus
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Not yet
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Sometimes
Ever taken a dump outside? No...
What's the weather like there? Pretty cold, might snow soon
Favourite film: Memento, The machinist, No country for old men perhaps
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes, not the beggars though they're pretty much entirely run by the mob. I usually buy a magazine made by hobos where the money goes to them as well.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A soul
Favourite Simpsons character: Ralph
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: I don't count
Favourite cheese: Creamcheese
Ever had a wet dream? Wet dreams have me
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: You don't want to know
Favourite animal: Koalas
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Every place. I've got a list with more specific locations thoug, like hashima island, socotra island, I wouldn't mind roadtripping around the world really.
Favourite author + book: No idea. Jerome K Jerome's Three men in a boat
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Will get one one day when I know what to get.
Can you lick your elbow? Almost
Last thing you bought: Groceries
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dance fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Just bilbo
Ever broken someone's nose? Maybe >.>
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Photography, piano, working out, composing, reviewing kittens
What's your dream job? Virgin deflowerer... it's an actual job!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a nice leatherjacket, a '67 chevy impala (or 65 ford fastback) and get on the road, probably not stopping for a few months. Oh and give money to those I know need it, and donate alot of it.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? I jumped off the hoover dam once when I was chased.
Ever been in a car accident? Sort of
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? For what kind of combat situation?
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if it was mine.



Hell yeah!

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bloodtrocuted93

Username:
Bloodtrocuted93
Real first name:
Grace
Sex:
Female
Religion (or lack thereof):
Agnosticish
Nationality:
American (of Irish, English, Italian and Slovakian decent)
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Cucumber
Favourite band:
Children of Bodom
Favourite guitar player:
Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar:
My Jackson DXMG Dinky
Favourite album:
Can't pick.
Best concert you've attended:
Children Of Bodom, the 3rd time.
Tea or coffee:
Coffee
Ever been to Spain?
No
Do you drink?
No
Do you smoke?
No
Wacky Baccy?
Your mom
Ever taken a dump outside?
No
What's the weather like there?
Cool and cloudy today
Favourite film:
Detroit Rock City
Do you give money to hobos?
Yes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
Not yet
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
Nothing, she's a bitch
Favourite Simpsons character:
All
Are you a virgin?
Yes
Record no. of faps in a day:
Infinite (well, the number of days I've been alive)
Favourite cheese:
The good kind
Ever had a wet dream?
No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Don't know
Favourite animal:
Anything cute
Do you live on the coast?
No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Al of Scandinavia
Favourite author + book:
Just one?
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
No/Don't care.
Can you lick your elbow?
No
Last thing you bought:
Water
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Sprained ankle, Cat Scratch Fever
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
Overdriven
Have you read LOTR?
No :\
Ever broken someone's nose?
No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
Snowboarding maybe.
What's your dream job?
Guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Scream, celebrate, talk to an attorney and/or accountant. Then buy a car or something.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
Largish height.
Ever been in a car accident?
No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?
Freak out, wonder what it was and how it got there.

Nietsche

Username: Nietsche
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Favourite bands are for people who have limited taste in music
Favourite guitar player: See above
Favourite guitar: Ibanez RG1570
Favourite album: See: Favourite Bands
Best concert you've attended: Pendulum - Swindon Oasis
Tea or coffee: Tea old chap
Ever been to Spain? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No....
Wacky Baccy? Depends who's asking....>.>
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Pretty grim
Favourite film: Monty Python - Life of Brian
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Don't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 5
Favourite cheese: Whatever the hell they put on pizza
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Not much interesting
Favourite animal: Not a fan of animals
Do you live on the coast? No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book: Douglas Adams - The hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Can of relentless
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broken Skull
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? Author or musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy every book that caught my eye in my local waterstones
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocker Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Cut it off, duh.

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hsecats6

Username: Hsecats6
Real first name: Tanner
Sex: Male (I would say 'Yes please' but its probably been done a lot)
Religion (or lack thereof): Christianity
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Corn
Favourite band: The Beatles
Favourite guitar player: George Harrison
Favourite guitar: Ibanez
Favourite album: Rubber Soul/Revolver
Best concert you've attended: Metallica/Lamb of God or Beatlemania
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? no
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? when the opportunity comes
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope lol
What's the weather like there? Cold
Favourite film: A Hard Day's Night, Shawn of the Dead
Do you give money to hobos? I don't have any to give
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Love and appreciation, i have no money
Favourite Simpsons character: Ned
Are you a virgin? Nopez
Record no. of faps in a day: 3 or 4
Favourite cheese: American
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: The Internet
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? nope
Place you'd most like to visit : Europe, Liverpool, England to be exact
Favourite author + book: none really :/
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope
Can you lick your elbow? lolno
Last thing you bought: A Cd
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: I've broken a few bones
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? YES!
Ever broken someone's nose? nopee
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Baseball
What's your dream job? Music but it wont happen
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Get a bunch of musical instruments
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yes
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream

Dirge Humani

Username: Dirge Humani
Real first name: Tyler
Sex: Yes please (male)
Religion (or lack thereof): or lack thereof.
Nationality: American, FUCK YEAH!
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Come again?
Ever taken a dump outside? Not to my knowledge...
What's the weather like there? Cold and rainy right now.
Favourite film: Gingerdead Man
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't get presents on my mom's birthday, she does.
Are you a virgin? Yea
Record no. of faps in a day: A couple.
Favourite cheese: AMERICAN, FUCK YEAH!
Ever had a wet dream? Don't think so.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Can't think of any, really.
Favourite animal: Humans
Do you live on the coast? The East Coast, if that's what you mean.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mom's butthole.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, Yes.
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Lunch. Pizza, more specifically.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Almost died of pneumonia/mono in 1st grade.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Meh.
Have you read LOTR? Read the Hobbit and the first half of the Fellowship.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, but mine has been broken.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A small country.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not really.
Ever been in a car accident? Only very small ones.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Fat man.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Immediately check that I had both testicles.

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thewho65

Username: thewho65
Real first name: ________
Sex: mamale
Religion (or lack thereof): Protestant
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: carrots, I dunno why,
Favourite band: Oh jeese, at the moment, New Order
Favourite guitar player: probably Johnny Marr
Favourite guitar: Either Fender Telecaster, Epiphone Casino, or standard SG.
Favourite album: At the moment, Rubber Soul
Best concert you've attended: The Who, Wachovia Center 2006, I really haven't been to any gigs since then
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain?: I'd like to go.
Do you drink?: Typically no, but I don't object.
Do you smoke?: No, and I probably wouldn't.
Wacky Baccy?: Pardon?
Ever taken a dump outside?: Actually, no, huh...
What's the weather like there?: Right now it's rainy and cold.
Favourite film: I honestly can't say what's my top No. 1 film of all time.
Do you give money to hobos?: Yep
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?: No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?: I believe I drew something, but we all took her out to dinner later.
Favourite Simpsons character: Lionel Hutz, when we was still recurring.
Are you a virgin?: About that...
Record no. of faps in a day: I dunno, probably 4.
Favourite cheese: New Yorker American
Ever had a wet dream?: Nope, though they can get pretty sexy.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: One guy one jar, I can never take it back...
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast?: East Coast, represent.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Europe, more extensively
Favourite author + book: At the moment, Nick Hornby's High Fidelity
Any tattoos? Do you like them?: None, I like some, but the idea of its permanence deters me.
Can you lick your elbow?: I can sort of lick my left elbow, but not the right.
Last thing you bought: Lunch today.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Dogbite that required antibiotics, I don't really get seriously hurt.
Clean, overdriven or distorted?: Overdriven, preferably crushing.
Have you read LOTR?: I read The Hobbit, but nothing in the actual series.
Ever broken someone's nose?: No, though a friend has broken a hip.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Quite surprisingly, writing, as well as listening to music and dreaming.
What's your dream job?: To be a real performing musician, really.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Depends on the amount won
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?: Sort of, it's all relative.
Ever been in a car accident?: Thankfully no.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?: Motherfuckin' rocket launcher, let's abide by UN code.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?: Rub it out.

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Grindar

Username: Grindar
Real first name: Joe
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: The Lord Weird Slough Feg
Favourite guitar player: Marty Friedman
Favourite guitar: Pre-ESP Navigators, Dave Mustaine's ESP
Favourite album: Down Among the Deadmen
Best concert you've attended: Noctis Metal Fest, Alehorn of Power
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Yeah
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? Yeah
What's the weather like there? Cold
Favourite film: Empire Strikes Back
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? HALO/HAHO Certified
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothing
Favourite Simpsons character: Otto
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 18
Favourite cheese: Westvleteren
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Arms were there, the rest was gone
Favourite animal: Giganotosaurus
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit: Ngorongoro Crater, but I already did
Favourite author + book: Zahn and Heir to the Empire, Heinlein and Stranger
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No, no
Can you lick your elbow? No
Last thing you bought: Bottle of Coca-Cola
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Legs and back burnt with jet fuel, dragged along a gravel road, burns proceeded to be infected.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? More than once
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Driving
What's your dream job? Starfighter Pilot!
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Fighter Jet
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes
Ever been in a car accident? Not while I was driving
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Neither, both have injured me
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Cut it off