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Old 10-20-2009, 01:04 AM   #1
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Best Dirty Pick-up lines
What has 142 teeth and contains the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper
Baby Im like Titantic, ill go down on you anytime.
Im like a Rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.
Nice Shoes wanna ****?
My **** just died, can i bury it in your ass.

Got better ones? Bring em'
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:04 AM   #2
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:05 AM   #3
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"I would like to have a nice and caring relationship with you."



I feel so dirty just typing it.
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:07 AM   #4
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:09 AM   #5
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" i wanna be on you"
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:10 AM   #6
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I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:11 AM   #7
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If you were my sister id be thinking about incest.
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:12 AM   #8
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I wish you were my homework so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long


Best one yet!
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:15 AM   #9
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I wanna shove your shit back into your intestines.
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:16 AM   #10
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:17 AM   #11
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can i **** your face? baby
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:18 AM   #12
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i luv ya babe, wanna go watch a movie...rape, faeces etc etc
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:18 AM   #13
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Hey, I saw you sitting over here looking all hot, so I thought to myself "Hey, she'd look great in my deep freeze", wanna come back to my place?
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:20 AM   #14
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:20 AM   #15
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Is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in them
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:20 AM   #16
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Is cum in your eye, or did I just see the future?
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:23 AM   #17
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Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:24 AM   #18
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Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Nice vag, mind if I shove my penis in it?
Nice hands, Mind giving me a hand job?
Nice ass, Mind if I shove it in the pooper?
Nice face, mind if I cum on it?
Nice Mouth, Mind giving me deepthroat?
Nice penis, Mind shoving it up my ass?
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:24 AM   #19
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Nice legs, when do they open?
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:27 AM   #20
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Your parents must be ******ed, because you are special.
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