10-20-2009, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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The word of the day is legs; why dont you come over to my house and spread the word?
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10-20-2009, 01:59 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
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To a German chick : Pretend my pants are France and invade me
 Hey, those are nice pants, they'd look better on my floor Hey, you know what would look good on you? Me
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Hell yeah Ruben.
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10-20-2009, 02:00 AM
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MANG
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Australia
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i hope they're water proof
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10-20-2009, 02:02 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
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thanks for pointing that out tis fixed
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10-20-2009, 02:54 AM
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The Unseen
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Probs an apartment Now Playing: Project Pat - Raised in the Projects
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The lights go out, the smell of doom
I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed And you're so tired, and the reason is Camille-mille Shockadelica The girl must be a witch She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched Shockadelica You need a second opinion But she never wears a stitch So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope She won't let you play your guitar And when you've cried enough Maybe she'll let you up For a nasty ride in her Shockadeli-car Gonna make you beg! Gonna make you beg Gonna make you spread your leg Gonna want it, gonna get it And you'll never regret it Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste? Didn't she tell you that Lovesexy was the glam of them all? If you can hang, you can trip on it You surely won't fall No side effects and the feeling last forever Straight up - it tastes good It makes you feel clever You kiss your enemies like you know you should Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would You jerk your body like a horny pony would Now run and tell your mama about that! Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your **** Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt Let me show you how to please me baby Let me show you how to tease me baby Baby baby babe get down on your knees Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Come on baby, I got somethin' to say Let me lick your pussy I wanna say I wanna lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy I ain't messin' around - I ain't messin' around I'm sayin' baby Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin' How's your pussy baby? Now we've all got something, you know what I mean? You've got your pussy Right there between your legs, baby You know what it is, don't you? It's a pussy! Oooh yeah! You know what I wanna do what that pussy, baby? You know what I wanna do? Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby Take it out, wanna take it to town Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place Then I'm gonna...can you imagine baby? Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy Come here baby! First we'll take a bath Then I'll get my towel, baby I'll wrap you up - I'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby You know what I'm gonna do then I just wanna say - you know baby, I could give a great massage Oh, you can, Gener? I say, yeah baby, I give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby Oh, Gener! I say, what you got between your legs, baby? What does that have to do with a massage, baby? You know, you know what I really want...it's your pussy baby I wanna lick your pussy baby Yeah, you know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying You got me going baby Oh, you got me going like I never thought I'd go before Shit baby! Come here! Let me lick your pussy! Let me lick your pussy, baby Let me lick your pussy! |
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10-20-2009, 02:58 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Athens of the North
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''oh no, ive just spilled food all over my crotch''
''oh you dirty dirty bitch, ill pick that up'' amidoinitrite? |
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10-20-2009, 03:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Stop screaming or this rape will turn into a murder....
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10-20-2009, 04:00 AM
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UG's ONLY Guitarist
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: michigan
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Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs) 1998 Fender Toronado Deluxe Egnater Rebel 30 Head Jet City JCA20H Mesa 112 cab And pedals! "Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
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10-20-2009, 04:12 AM
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Now we know
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: England
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"If I said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around"
"I often find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
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10-20-2009, 04:16 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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+1 for hide_the_beer, best one yet
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10-20-2009, 04:18 AM
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Murlocked & Loaded
Join Date: Jan 2005
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that's terrible. "Hey, wanna come home with me and have sex in front of my aborted fetus collection?"
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10-20-2009, 04:38 AM
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UG God
Join Date: Feb 2007
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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10-20-2009, 05:05 AM
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Bristolian
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Bristol, UK
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Hey, babe. GETT IN THE VAANNN!!!!!!!
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10-20-2009, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Australia
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10-20-2009, 05:32 AM
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isn't it?
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: somewhere interesting
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"Nice legs, what time do they open
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10-20-2009, 05:55 AM
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Djentleman
Join Date: May 2009
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Indeed it is.
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10-20-2009, 05:58 AM
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DIZZY
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Jah Ith Ber
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That's called a shocker!!!
*run away from police and bouncers*
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10-20-2009, 06:21 AM
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Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
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Suck me beautiful
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10-20-2009, 06:33 AM
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UG's Burnt Face Man
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bitterness Bay
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"May I push in your stool?"
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