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Old 10-20-2009, 04:39 PM   #81
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I'm desperate! Wanna ****?
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:51 PM   #82
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You Know I'm Really Wired. What Do You Say I Take You Home and Eat Your Pussy?

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It's from that one really horrible movie! Goddamn it was on cracked!
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:53 PM   #83
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Dirty pick up lines? if you have the intimacy to go with that, skip to the hand-on-whateveryouwant. The worst thing I ever got from that was she taking the hand off.
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:10 PM   #84
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Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Nice vag, mind if I shove my penis in it?
Nice hands, Mind giving me a hand job?
Nice ass, Mind if I shove it in the pooper?
Nice face, mind if I cum on it?
Nice Mouth, Mind giving me deepthroat?
Nice penis, Mind shoving it up my ass?

One of these things is not like the other....



OT- Want to be destroyed by a huge penis?
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:16 PM   #85
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You Know I'm Really Wired. What Do You Say I Take You Home and Eat Your Pussy?

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Shark Attack 3!


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Old 10-20-2009, 05:18 PM   #86
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"Hey, if I flip a coin, what are the chances that I get head?"
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:46 PM   #87
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hey baby want some adam west penis?
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:10 PM   #88
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im no fred flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock






that, my friend is gold

i believe i'm going to have to sig that
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:14 PM   #89
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*puts napkin over girls face* does this smell like chloroform?
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:14 PM   #90
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The average human body has 206 bones would you like another?
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:17 PM   #91
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im no fred flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock


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Old 10-20-2009, 06:24 PM   #92
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we should copulate in the missionary position


i know its just incredibly sick.. hopefully i wont get banned for this
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:44 PM   #93
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*girl finally notices you're grabbing your winky*
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:48 PM   #94
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"Nice legs, what time do they open "
(I believe the wink is necessary)...


One of my friends tried that, and it worked.

Shame she turned out to be a prostitute though...
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:59 PM   #95
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"


This, by far, is THE greatest thing that I have EVER heard in my entire life.
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Old 10-20-2009, 07:04 PM   #96
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Suck me beautiful


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Old 10-20-2009, 07:04 PM   #97
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"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

hiphopedit: Dang, beaten to it .. kind of. I think mines better, though ..

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Old 10-20-2009, 07:32 PM   #98
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"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

hiphopedit: Dang, beaten to it .. kind of. I think mines better, though ..

haha yeah you said it better
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Old 10-20-2009, 07:34 PM   #99
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Best gay bar pickup line ever:

May I push in your stool?
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Old 10-20-2009, 07:36 PM   #100
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Best gay bar pickup line ever:

May I push in your stool?

Nah, that's just gay.




Oh, wait...
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