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Old 12-02-2009, 07:31 AM   #1
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When a girl asks you if you'd have sex with her...

Alright, here's the scenario. There is this girl that you dig, you guys are friends, and you're friends with her friends. She's also got a boyfriend; he's cool, as a big a GNR fanatic as you are, plays guitar.
So her boyfriend is out with the flu, and she is sitting with you and you're other friends. You letting the sex and pornographic jokes run free, because that's just what you do when you're around "the guys".
Afterwards, she pulls you aside and asks you, "If I asked you to have sex with me, and I was serious, would you do it?" This comes as a surprise because, well, the girl you dig just asked if you would **** her if the chance arrived. So you sorta give a round-about yes, throwing in a whole buncha bullshit.

So my question is, do normal girls ask their guy friends if they'd have sex with them? Keep in mind that her boyfriend is out sick, and she has commented on your hotness two or three times recently (). So does this mean shit as far as getting her at a later date when she is single goes?


Also, I just thought this might be too big for the relationship thread, and I want everyday answers from normal people...or pit users.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:32 AM   #2
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:32 AM   #3
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:32 AM   #4
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Alright, here's the scenario. There is this girl that you dig, you guys are friends, and you're friends with her friends. She's also got a boyfriend; he's cool, as a big a GNR fanatic as you are, plays guitar.



I'd sleep with his gf just on principle.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:34 AM   #5
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:34 AM   #6
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So... the fact the you haven't been laid yet means...
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:35 AM   #7
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:36 AM   #8
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I'd sleep with his gf just on principle.
I've played so much Fallout 3 "GNR" means more to me as Galaxy News Radio - God I need help!
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:36 AM   #9
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It depends, some girls are cool about stuff like that, and are open. Others are not.

Tell her hell yeah, you'd wreck her VJ, and see what happens.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:39 AM   #10
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:42 AM   #11
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:44 AM   #12
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What's wrong with GNR? Getting totally drunk and listening to GNR is awesome!
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:45 AM   #13
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Yeah, if you're into douchey music.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:45 AM   #14
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Dude, what the f*ck? Why are you even asking this question. Of course not. Way to wreck a relation there?

Also, the girl is a slut. Perhaps you should tell her boyfriend that. If not, say it in her face anyway.
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Yeah, if you're into douchey music.


You are half the man I once thought you. What non-'douchey' music you listen to anyway?
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:50 AM   #16
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Also, the girl is a slut. Perhaps you should tell her boyfriend that. If not, say it in her face anyway.

So because the girl wants to have sex, she's a slut? Nice double standard.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:50 AM   #17
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:53 AM   #18
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:54 AM   #20
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So because the girl wants to have sex, she's a slut? Nice double standard.


Because the girl wants to have sex with a guy who isn't her boyfriend just because her boyfriend's sick, she's a slut.

Also, relationship thread. The people in there have, in general, a bit more common sense.
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