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Old 12-03-2009, 01:11 PM   #1
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White elephant for floor

ok so my last thread on this failed miserably for a number of reasons. Mostly because you people kept suggesting stuff that I cannot possibly acquire in this town. Mostly it was sex related stuff like dildos and a fleshlight. (im not joking)

So yeah I am trying this again, this time try and be more realistic about it. And think of things that are genuinely funny not just weird. Oh and I deleted the old thread so don't look for it.

and for those of you that wanted to know about my Onion article (people seriously asked) I turned it in today, I'll tell you how it turns out next week when its graded.

So yeah lets try this again.

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ok, so some kid of my floor is organizing a floor "white elephant" for some reasons, and the RA is urging us all to attend.

for those of you who aren't familiar with white elephant, this is basically what it is.

step1: take a completely random or pointless gift, either something you don't want anymore or something that is funny.

step2: wrap it as a present

step3: everyone gets together and puts all their presents in a pile.

step4: names are drawn randomly, and when its your turn, you go up and choose a gift (you can't choose your own)

step5: open your present and you get something ridiculous.


anyway, I have here a large metal tin with nothing in it at the moment. I am planning to fill it up with all kinds of ridiculous stuff to make a kind of "gift basket" only with a metal tin. Then when my friend gets the gift, they will open the tin and behold all the funny items found inside.

so my question to you pit is. What kinds of things should I put into this metal tin?

anything goes, and if you mention it, I will acquire it. So yeah, go.

oh yeah and I have no idea if the recipient will be male or female at the moment so yeah.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:12 PM   #2
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anything goes, and if you mention it, I will acquire it. So yeah, go.


Dildo. Seriously.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:14 PM   #3
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ok, so some kid of my floor is organizing a floor "white elephant" for some reasons, and the RA is urging us all to attend.


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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:14 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:14 PM   #5
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Actually a dildo is a brilliant idea.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:17 PM   #6
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Leave it empty. It can be a big tin of disapointment!
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:17 PM   #7
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standard with every gag gift basket in my opinion
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:18 PM   #8
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Collect all of you clipped toenails, shaved hair, and peeled scabs and fill the tin with them .


Actually just put a piece of paper that says this:

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Old 12-03-2009, 01:19 PM   #9
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At the risk of misinterpreting plain old sarcasm,
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Someone who deals with room mate conflicts and housing issues in a school dorm.

As far as your gift, do get something awkward. Go to a thrift shop and get one of those 1800's style nighties that grandmothers wear.

I got a christmas themed set of footie pajamas at ours.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:20 PM   #10
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:25 PM   #12
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:28 PM   #13
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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?


dude, RA is the most badass god that was ever created. Him and Odin.

DO NOT DISS RA!!!
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:29 PM   #14
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:31 PM   #15
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:31 PM   #16
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:32 PM   #17
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:33 PM   #18
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wrap a book up with paper in such a way that it looks like a giant penis
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:36 PM   #19
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wrap a book up with paper in such a way that it looks like a giant penis


instruct me how ones does this and I will.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:54 PM   #20
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you could use the metal tin as the shaft and use paper mache for the balls and tip.
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