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Old 12-03-2009, 08:34 PM   #21
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you could use the metal tin as the shaft and use paper mache for the balls and tip.


its a large circular tin (About the same circumference of a basketball) so that probably won't work.
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Old 12-03-2009, 08:57 PM   #22
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its a large circular tin (About the same circumference of a basketball) so that probably won't work.


then just use a ton of paper mache of sometihng, it would be hilarious
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Old 12-03-2009, 09:00 PM   #23
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:10 AM   #24
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White elephants? I prefer white whales, for they are the holy grail.


at least they are not flying whales.
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:18 AM   #25
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One old shoe.

Like size 3 or something.
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Old 12-04-2009, 02:03 AM   #26
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Put a baby inside.

But seriously, put a banana a tube of Vaseline and some duct tape in their.

DUDE! Put a tape in their with you recording " Hello, I want to play a game...." on it. That would freak them out XD
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Old 12-04-2009, 02:42 AM   #27
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Another tin can.

With another tin can concealed inside the tin can that you carefully put in the first tin can.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:02 AM   #28
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Put a baby inside.

But seriously, put a banana a tube of Vaseline and some duct tape in their.

DUDE! Put a tape in their with you recording " Hello, I want to play a game...." on it. That would freak them out XD

This. Whoever gets it...kidnap them and put them in a small room, while they are tied to a chair.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:05 AM   #29
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Another tin can.

Bubushka cans! Win!

SHEdit: Thrift, secondhand, and antique stores are goldmines for random shit like this. I've got a little statue of a man flushing himself down the toilet that says "Goodbye Cruel World" from one of those.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:21 AM   #30
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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?

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Old 12-04-2009, 05:12 AM   #31
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You've got a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:49 AM   #32
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Fart in the tin, quickly seal it, give it as present, watch them puke.
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:54 AM   #33
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You've got a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


pah ! shut up you !
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:56 AM   #34
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A noose and a post-it note that says "Take the hint."
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:22 AM   #35
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:25 AM   #36
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I got a "Getting Girls for Dummies" book last year.

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Seriously, I did.

But this was a secret santa thing.

Which makes it even worse.


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Old 12-04-2009, 04:22 PM   #37
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Fart in the tin, quickly seal it, give it as present, watch them puke.

This is probably the best idea yet. First, though, stick a post-it in the tin that says "Look really closely!"
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:29 PM   #38
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Get one of these
random.
brilliant.
sexy.

This, there is no other option.

On a side note, whenever I read the thread title, "White Elephant", all I can think of is this:




... so you should put that in it, too. (It's Elephant by The White Stripes, in case you don't know)
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:54 PM   #39
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anything goes, and if you mention it, I will acquire it. So yeah, go.

Knife + your dick = Christmas present.

You said anything. And hey, it's basically like a (probably bigger, you beastly man) floppy dildo, and if you cant get a dildo, get the next bes thing.
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