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Old 01-17-2010, 05:06 PM   #21
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Q: Penis Size and Fitting into the Vagina?
Penis size isn't really the issue, it's how tight the girl is and the size of her vagina. Penis size remains constant but girls as you're probably aware can fit all sizes of objects where they may or may not belong.

So say a girl moves up from a guy with a small penis to a guy with a larger penis. She may find it way better for the first few times but with regular sex she'll grow to take that size with ease. So the bigger penis will feel as comfortable as the smaller one.

Now once the girl has removed the penis, the vagina does not remain open like a big gaping hole. It will close up to almost the size it was before. Over time if she stops having sex and maybe does some kegels she should tighten up. But they never go entirely back to how they originally were.

The point I'm trying to make is, penis size doesn't usually matter. Just hope you land a tight fitting girl that doesn't have a thing for self fisting.

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Do not ask about it, ever, under any circumstances.

Darling I think you ought to read the little pamphlet that comes with the pill. Except you can't , because you don't take it, you just spout your information out of nowhere. Stop saying it like it's true.

If you miss it one day but take all the others in the pack you are fine. The hormones left in your system from the previous days will cover you.

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Contraception

Male Condom?
99% effective with careful and consistent use.

Female Condom?
98% effective with careful and consistent use.

Combined Oral Contraception - 'The Pill'?
Over 99% effective if properly used. Higher failure rate with less careful use.

Progestogen Only Pill - 'The Mini Pill'?
9699% effective with very careful use.

Injectable Contraception?
Over 99% effective once it's given regularly

Intrauterine Contraceptive Device 'The Coil'?
98-99% effective

Intrauterine System - 'IUS'?
99% effective

'The Implant'?
99% effective

'The Patch'?
99% effective if properly used

Vaginal Ring?
99% effective if properly used

Diaphragms/Cap?
9298% effective with very careful use - higher failure rate with less careful use

Natural Methods?
80-98% effective dependant on careful use and commitment to the method.

Male Sterilisation?
Over 99% effective - failure rate 1 in 200

Female Sterilisation?
Over 99% effective, the overall failure rate is 1 in 2000

Information about advantages and disadvantages of each method can be found here - http://www.thinkcontraception.ie/contraception.asp

'The List' courtesy of RevaM1ssP1ss

Additional, offered by TheDeFrockedNun


Pulling out, protection or not?

I'll put it nice and easy; It is not a form of protection.

The risk that everyone thinks about when "pulling out" is pulling out too late. That is the first and most known risk, ejaculating in the girl because of misjudgment.

However, there is another risk that not everybody is aware about: When you (a guy) get excited, you pre-cum. Pre-cum is a "natural" lubricant (not secreted in the same place as sperm).

The first thing that has to be said: Pre-cum CAN lead to pregnancy BUT the pre-cum itself does not contain sperm.

When a man ejaculates, 98% of semen are ejaculated while 2% stay within the penis. The risk of pre-cum is that the remaining sperm from your last ejaculation comes out with it, which is why pre-cum can technically impregnate a woman (note that only one sperm cell is needed to do the job, and the 2% that comes out with pre-cum contains hundreds and thousands of those cells).

The pre-cum risk doesn't usually exist if:

1) You last ejaculated over 6 hours ago
2) You have peed since you last ejaculated
3) You have already pre-cum since your last ejaculation

Here, I hope that I have cleared the whole "pulling out and pre-cum" question for those who had doubts. I spent quite alot of time researching the subject when I first had doubts about it.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:06 PM   #22
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:07 PM   #23
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:07 PM   #24
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:08 PM   #25
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havnt read anything on this sofar.

never did oral on a girl, but ive been thinkin about it...im thinking im beeing selfish :/
you guys reccomend it?
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:08 PM   #26
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:11 PM   #27
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defo reccomend it buddy. Shell love you :P
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:12 PM   #28
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havnt read anything on this sofar.

never did oral on a girl, but ive been thinkin about it...im thinking im beeing selfish :/
you guys reccomend it?


Wtf d00d, yes.
I usually don't til I've made her orgasm once, then go down and give her another.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:12 PM   #29
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:13 PM   #30
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I have a question mind you.
Threesomes, anyone had one?
My missus was drunk a few nights ago and said that she would like me to hump one of her friends.
I was pretty surprised but my missus can be a jealous type.
so anyway, experiences anyone?
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:13 PM   #31
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Carry on from the last one?


Not sure.

I have asked the powers that be to remove all the inane middle posts so that my first three all flow nicely, as they should in such a thread. Then close the other thread.

Not sure when that will happen.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:14 PM   #32
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im on the first page of the sex thread!!!!11!!1

i have 150 posts in the 5th edition, i intend to double it in this'n.


How do we find out how many posts we have in a thread?
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:14 PM   #33
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:15 PM   #34
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havnt read anything on this sofar.

never did oral on a girl, but ive been thinkin about it...im thinking im beeing selfish :/
you guys reccomend it?

Yes, do it.

It feels very good for women but they might be a little conscious about it if they've never experienced it before. Talk about it with her so that she'll be prepared (washes). There's many tips that you'll find useful within the first posts (guides) in here. One thing i recommend is to not mind the smell/taste. It's not bad, just something you have to get used to at first. One thing i find helpful is to just lick off the taste.

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Old 01-17-2010, 05:15 PM   #35
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Oh sweet, new thread.
Anyways, my ex from NC is down tonight and Im going to probably spend the night at where she's staying Cant wait.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:17 PM   #36
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i guess ill have to try it then! cheers everyone!
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:19 PM   #37
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I have a question mind you.
Threesomes, anyone had one?
My missus was drunk a few nights ago and said that she would like me to hump one of her friends.
I was pretty surprised but my missus can be a jealous type.
so anyway, experiences anyone?

This is a tough one... I recommend talking it over with her, particularly when she's sober. This might create all sorts of problems for both of you because you ARE in a relationship.

Also, i've never been in one... talked it over with my gf while joking around but i doubt it's something we'd do. Before that i had been offered one for "the future" but i'm not with the girl any more. Other than that... well two guys made a move on me.

I don't swing that way... one of them had my name too.

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Old 01-17-2010, 05:20 PM   #38
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Hey, Gaz, how's it going?

I have to talk to you again. I'll send you a PM. I just wanted to say thanks for the re-jigged thread, though. It doesn't feel very long ago that the old one was made.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:21 PM   #39
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I have a question mind you.
Threesomes, anyone had one?
My missus was drunk a few nights ago and said that she would like me to hump one of her friends.
I was pretty surprised but my missus can be a jealous type.
so anyway, experiences anyone?


"Threesome" and "Drunk" are two words that are commonly associated. Trouble is, a drunken Threesome may not work out very well, during or after...especially if someone gets a case of the Green Eyed Monster.

So what exactly did she say? Has she mentioned it since? I assume it would be MFF, does she like girls?

I do have considerable experience in this (see my Avatar) and not once or twice either, so I am well aware of the many pitfalls that can come up.
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Hey, Gaz, how's it going?

I have to talk to you again. I'll send you a PM. I just wanted to say thanks for the re-jigged thread, though. It doesn't feel very long ago that the old one was made.


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