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Old 01-17-2010, 05:24 PM   #41
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:29 PM   #42
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Hold on, I actually have a question here.
Anal lube, how/where do I apply it? Obviously I know on my dick/ on the girls ass but how do I go about that without being super awkward?
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:37 PM   #43
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Hold on, I actually have a question here.
Anal lube, how/where do I apply it? Obviously I know on my dick/ on the girls ass but how do I go about that without being super awkward?

Lol you can't... you're sticking it into her anus.

First of all you should be aware that if you're comfortable to the point of engaging in anal sex then lubing up isn't so bad. The important thing is to get her prepared for the act. Most likely it'll take her a while to stretch up before you can go in. The best way would be to insert one finger, then two, into her. This would be a good time to apply the lube on her and then some on yourself.

I say you get a latex glove so you can apply/stretch her.



EDIT: can TS or a mod color code the questions/answers in the original posts to make it easier on the eyes?
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:51 PM   #44
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Hold on, I actually have a question here.
Anal lube, how/where do I apply it? Obviously I know on my dick/ on the girls ass but how do I go about that without being super awkward?
And don't use the same penis into the vagina after the anas. Either wash it until it's clean or simply don't enter into the vagina after anal relations.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:53 PM   #45
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And don't use the same penis into the vagina after the anas. Either wash it until it's clean or simply don't enter into the vagina after anal relations.



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Old 01-17-2010, 05:55 PM   #46
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I was just joking. Seriously, though, it's important to not to do as I said: don't have anal sex, then normal sex without making sure you are clean first.
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:56 PM   #47
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And don't use the same penis into the vagina after the anas. Either wash it until it's clean or simply don't enter into the vagina after anal relations.

Or at least make sure to switch condoms. Really, make sure to use a condom if doing anal. Also use some that don't contain spermicides and a compatible lube. Water-based ones are usually ok since they won't mess with the latex, unlike oil-based ones.
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:07 PM   #48
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wooot new thread. so, what's it like to have a uterus, ladies?
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:13 PM   #49
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:14 PM   #50
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:16 PM   #51
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Hold on, I actually have a question here.
Anal lube, how/where do I apply it? Obviously I know on my dick/ on the girls ass but how do I go about that without being super awkward?


I always put it all over my dick first then I put some on my girlfriends anus. I then let her know im sticking my finger in her to get some of it in her also. Make sure you speak to her and let her know what your doing, not many girls like surprises when dealing with their assholes.
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:20 PM   #52
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Hey!

Laughed hard at the intro tot he thread. Great to have a new one up!
I hope, Skeet, that you'll be adding a few personal touches to the FAQ though.
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:27 PM   #53
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How do we find out how many posts we have in a thread?

You had 426 in the last edition.
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How do we find out how many posts we have in a thread?


hover your cursor over the little envelope to the left of the thread title, the one with a dot in the middle

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Old 01-17-2010, 06:47 PM   #55
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Awesome dude, thanks very much.
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Heh, well yes, I will probably add a few things here and there.
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:49 PM   #57
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Really? Did I win? Mind you, that isn't many out of 10,000.
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i think i only started using the sex thread about 3/4 of the way through the 5th edition.

at 152 posts im a newbie compared to you guys.

but ill be a veteran by the 7th edition.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:25 PM   #60
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Hey guys!

This is a bit of a rant but may lead to interesting disussion.

Have any of you guys ever read any of those magazines or online articles about "what men hate during sex", or something similar.
I hate these "written by women for women" sort of article, mainly due to the fact that it just adds to the already bleak stereotype of the male lover.
My first big issue with alot of them is the assumption and/or advice that men do not enjoy foreplay, and would rather just get down to the main part of sex; penetration. Now, while it is true that men do generally enjoy penetration more than foreplay, I know, from speaking to other guy friends, that foreplay is enjoyable to most men, and personally I think that it is an intrinsic part of sex. I enjoy seeing how much pleasure the girl is getting from me going down on her. I also know girls who feel awkward about foreplay because they have read articles like this, and think that the guy isnt enjoying being down there, and so cant enjoy it themselves, which is a horrible result of these supposedly helpful articles.
Secondly, the articles say that men do not enjoy being dominated. Personally I wouldnt enjoy it if me and the gf had only started having sex, but when I get into the relationship a bit, I find that a bit of submission during sex is a real turn on, even if its only once or twice, every now and then. Of course all men dont enjoy it at all, but it still should be talked about between couples to see if it would be pleasurable.
Finally, possibly he most plausible one, is that guys are self concious about the size of their penis, and at the start of a relationship like to be reassured that they are big enough for the women. Again from a personal perspective I have never really been to self concious about my size, even though I am around average size, possibly slightly less than average. However, if a woman keeps telling me how big I am etc... it sort of makes me think that maybe she is overcompensating... Fair enough, if the gut relates his uncertainties to the girl then she should reassure him, but other than that I feel that it is unneccessary.

Anyway, just a few thoughts on the things that annoy me in these type of articles, and that maybe girls ought to hear from guys rather that other women.
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