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Old 01-18-2010, 05:02 PM   #81
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Take a chance buddy, if she wants it bad enough she'll of prepared herself for it, Smell and taste even when clean takes a lil getting used too, but I hope with time it shouldn't bother you too much hehe, trust me, its a real good way to get her senses ready for later on

Just relax and try to enjoy it


I've done it a few time, but I wanted to start doing it more. I was prepared for it.

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ASK HER.


I kind of wanted to avoid asking her, if possible, because I really don't like talking during sex.

Oh well. I guess Kipister is right-if she wants it bad enough she should be better prepared for it.

While we're on the subject, she mentioned one time that the wetter she is the worse it smells. Is that true? Like the one of the first times I did it I almost threw up. And what about if I just came inside of her, would that make it worse? I'm just getting bored of doing the same thing all the time and I want to try some new stuff.
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:31 PM   #82
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I've done it a few time, but I wanted to start doing it more. I was prepared for it.



I kind of wanted to avoid asking her, if possible, because I really don't like talking during sex.

Oh well. I guess Kipister is right-if she wants it bad enough she should be better prepared for it.

While we're on the subject, she mentioned one time that the wetter she is the worse it smells. Is that true? Like the one of the first times I did it I almost threw up. And what about if I just came inside of her, would that make it worse? I'm just getting bored of doing the same thing all the time and I want to try some new stuff.


My missus doesn't taste bad at all really.
If you really want to.
Just shower first, have some fun in the shower.
My missus loves doing it after shower, so she is a bit more wet downstairs.
And it's fine after that, It's only bad if she's not cleaned too recently in my experience.
Also what she eats before changes the taste I hear. so try eating some sweet things for the night to come.
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:58 PM   #83
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Unless there is cheese on her snapper just go for it... rock in a little "Lullabies to Paralyze - QOTSA" or a little of NIN's "The Slip" and eat to the beat... You will learn to love it... Unless shes 400 pounds.
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:59 PM   #84
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Whats your favorite music to have sex to?
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:38 PM   #85
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My missus doesn't taste bad at all really.
If you really want to.
Just shower first, have some fun in the shower.
My missus loves doing it after shower, so she is a bit more wet downstairs.
And it's fine after that, It's only bad if she's not cleaned too recently in my experience.
Also what she eats before changes the taste I hear. so try eating some sweet things for the night to come.


Sweet things are the worst of all possible choices. Try fruit.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:45 PM   #86
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Sweet things are the worst of all possible choices. Try fruit.

Isn't most fruit supposed to be sweet?
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:50 PM   #87
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either pinback or team sleep.

had sex to pinback the other night. it was on shuffle but over the course of the romp it played two different pinback songs. one of which was "loro" which is amaaaaazing for mood-setting.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:51 PM   #88
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MosesOnFire, i think the reason why she freaked out is because you tried eating her out after you had started having sex. I recommend trying it before there's any penetration as she'll probably feel a lot more comfortable with that rather than once you've been inside her and both your love juices have mixed in her meat sandwich.

Also the whole "haven't showered recently" thing can be part of it... remember, girls are very conscious about this stuff.

If the smell/taste makes you gag (i know i did the first time i tried it) then try not to breathe with your nose at first and just lick off all her natural lube. Once you do that it won't be so bad since it's mainly saliva that's keeping her wet now. I'm sure you'll still get the taste a bit but it won't be so strong after u've done this. Concentrate on her clit for a while by making circles around it with the tip of your tongue. You can go ahead and finger her at the same so that you don't quite have to stick your tongue in too deep if the taste is still bothering you. Other tips are to just suck the clit or playfully pull/suck on the labia majora (outer lips) with your lips. Just remember to be gentle.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:55 PM   #89
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MosesOnFire, talking during sex can be a powerful weapon if you do it right. it's worth learning..
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:58 PM   #90
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MosesOnFire, talking during sex can be a powerful weapon if you do it right. it's worth learning..

I think being able to laugh during is sex is the best thing ever... for some reason i find it very relaxing and shows how close and comfortable two people really are.
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:03 PM   #91
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I always laugh during sex. I find it hilarious. Sadly, I won't be getting any post Wednesday, I got dumped tonight
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:09 PM   #92
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I always laugh during sex. I find it hilarious. Sadly, I won't be getting any post Wednesday, I got dumped tonight

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Old 01-18-2010, 09:09 PM   #93
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I always laugh during sex. I find it hilarious. Sadly, I won't be getting any post Wednesday, I got dumped tonight

Maybe she got tired of you laughing at her naked self?
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:13 PM   #94
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Maybe she got tired of you laughing at her naked self?


Nah our sex life and compatibility was great. The rest of the relationship was poor though, we were too different. She cared too much about everything, I cared too little.
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Nah our sex life and compatibility was great. The rest of the relationship was poor though, we were too different. She cared too much about everything, I cared too little.

I was just joking
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I had a dream this morning which involved me getting some oral sex. As I woke up I was surprised to see my girl blowing my morning wood right then and there, I came so hard...
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Nah I know. Just none of my friends are up to talk so I'm kinda just giving myself closure
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:21 PM   #99
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My missus just likes it when I say her name, she likes dirty talk too though it's not my thing.
She's elbowed me in the face a few times, anyone else had sex injuries?
Also, I usually listen to A7X since it's mine and her's fave band.
Orgasm during guitar solos is usually quite awesome.
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:22 PM   #100
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My missus just likes it when I say her name, she likes dirty talk too though it's not my thing.
She's elbowed me in the face a few times, anyone else had sex injuries?
Also, I usually listen to A7X since it's mine and her's fave band.
Orgasm during guitar solos is usually quite awesome.



I smashed my head on the corner of her bed side cabinet. I bled. Erm, carpet burn. Twinged a muscle in my back. Nothing too special in terms of injury
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