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Old 11-19-2012, 09:46 AM   #11761
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Bit of a weird one.

Me and my gf were having sex on Saturday and both enjoying it. I had to go to the loo, so i popped out and came back. When I got back, she tried to put me back in and she'd tightened up pretty quickly and I just couldn't get it. My dick isn't massive, probably above average. And she's a petite girl. Any reason for it just to close up (sorry at the crudeness) like that?

I need to add that she kept trying to put me back in, so I wasn't pushing her into it.
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:11 PM   #11762
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Bit of a weird one.

Me and my gf were having sex on Saturday and both enjoying it. I had to go to the loo, so i popped out and came back. When I got back, she tried to put me back in and she'd tightened up pretty quickly and I just couldn't get it. My dick isn't massive, probably above average. And she's a petite girl. Any reason for it just to close up (sorry at the crudeness) like that?

I need to add that she kept trying to put me back in, so I wasn't pushing her into it.


Women can get out of the mood physically very quickly. Did you have any lube or anything?
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:18 PM   #11763
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Hi, I've come here because I'm not sure where to go.

I'm 22 and never really had sex. I didn't make a lot of friends in college but even more so I was never great at pursuing girls. I had a one night stand once when I was completely wasted a little over a year ago. At first I couldn't get it up and the girl was very understanding, she hand't done it in a long time. Eventually I ended up getting hard and she went on top for a bit but I never finished, I didn't have a condom. I know how extremely stupid this was, but I was really out of it and I 21 year old virgin so I was exactly thinking straight.

Lately I've found a bit of a decreased sex drive, I don't really get hard unless I actually am stimulating myself. It's like I almost don't believe I'll ever get laid so its hard to be excited about it. I watch porn fairly often, it used to be everyday but I haven't been watching as much lately, still probably 5 times a week at least though. I also smoke pot almost everyday, and drink on the weekends (not sure if this is important but thought I would share just incase).

I don't really find porn to appealing anymore, if I stop touching myself I often will loose my erection.

Where do I go from here?

I often have issues with anxiety and nerves just socially in life, although I've gotten much better over the last couple of years. I'm probably over thinking this whole thing which doesn't help, but I just don't know what to do anymore.

Sorry for the long post and sorry if it doesn't fit in with this thread.


I think people tend to want more sex the more sex they have, I wouldn't worry about it. Also, a lot of people lie about how experienced they are sexually. I know plenty of 23 year old virgins, so I wouldn't worry about inexperience either. Try to meet people and enjoy yourself without pressuring yourself by thinking where it could lead
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:19 PM   #11764
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Women can get out of the mood physically very quickly. Did you have any lube or anything?


Nah. We just gave up and went to sleep.
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:51 PM   #11765
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I think people tend to want more sex the more sex they have, I wouldn't worry about it. Also, a lot of people lie about how experienced they are sexually. I know plenty of 23 year old virgins, so I wouldn't worry about inexperience either. Try to meet people and enjoy yourself without pressuring yourself by thinking where it could lead


I know one, and he hates himself for it.

At first we were supportive, but it just got funny fast.
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Old 11-20-2012, 02:15 AM   #11766
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Hi, I've come here because I'm not sure where to go.

Lately I've found a bit of a decreased sex drive, I don't really get hard unless I actually am stimulating myself. It's like I almost don't believe I'll ever get laid so its hard to be excited about it. I watch porn fairly often, it used to be everyday but I haven't been watching as much lately, still probably 5 times a week at least though. I also smoke pot almost everyday, and drink on the weekends (not sure if this is important but thought I would share just incase).



Look man, as someone who's experienced with both drugs and sex from an early age, I can tell you that sex drive is finicky with drugs. This is neither condoning nor discouraging weed, porn, or liquor, because these can be good in moderation, but too much of them messes with your sex drive IMO.

Can't get laid? Watch porn. Bored? Drink or smoke. See how those are easy solutions things? If you really desire to get laid, increase exercise, cut down on the porn, liquor, and weed, and I can almost guarantee you will see an increase. Besides the mental "short term" solutions/rewards these offer, your body chemistry interacts with these things in certain ways that can decrease sex drive.

For me personally, all have been a double edge sword. Sometimes they make me horny, sometimes not at all. However, what I speak of is a short term reaction to these things. For long term, as you speak of, I believe cutting down on them will positively impact your life. I'm no shrink, nor a playboy who gets every, nor any of that. I had lots of depression/anxiety/substance abuse problems in high school, and I did not get laid, just a few lucky encounters. I cut down on those things (well not porn), and realized I had to get comfortable being uncomfortable (socializing, exercise, etc.). Now, I have sex regularly.


Just some advice. Not trying to sound douchey or judgmental, but you sound like where I used to be, and I hope my experiences help inform you.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:11 AM   #11767
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Ok, I'm a wee bit drunk and now I have the balls to actually post my feelings on the web.

So I broke up with my girl due to college. I'm five and a half hours away from her, so I thought it would just be a struggle to keep things up, so we decided to break up. We dated for a year and a half and we fell in love and all...you know...
Anyways, so I visited her yesterday and she seemed to be into me. She even asked if I wanted to ****, to which I just laughed...even though there's a part in the back of my mind that really misses her and would love more than anything to make love to her.
We've been apart for about three months...
Anyways, I'm seeing her again on Wednesday...say IF things were to happen and we'd get in the mood again and we were to have sex, would that be a really bad idea on my part?
I mean, I'm a horny dude who hasn't had sex in three and a half months (after having sex at least twice a week). Should I resist from my temptations or will sex not hurt our current relationship?


I hope that made sense.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:00 AM   #11768
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finally popped my girlfriend's cherry!!




blood, blood everywhere lol. the bad part is that she instantly went out of the mood, so prolly no more fooling around for me tonight. but hopefully now we can actually have sex! yes!
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:44 PM   #11769
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So today I was fingering my girlfriend which I've done before (once or twice) except today all of a sudden one time when I pulled my index and middle finger out they were covered in blood. From what I've seen it seems like either I fingered her too roughly or I scratched her; she's not a virgin.

The bleeding seemed to stop quickly, but from what I've read online some people with similar problems seem to sometimes have it happen consistently. I don't want this to happen every time, so what are your guys thoughts on why it happened and how to avoid it.
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:23 PM   #11770
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So today I was fingering my girlfriend which I've done before (once or twice) except today all of a sudden one time when I pulled my index and middle finger out they were covered in blood. From what I've seen it seems like either I fingered her too roughly or I scratched her; she's not a virgin.

The bleeding seemed to stop quickly, but from what I've read online some people with similar problems seem to sometimes have it happen consistently. I don't want this to happen every time, so what are your guys thoughts on why it happened and how to avoid it.

lol she menstruated on you
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:30 PM   #11771
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lol she menstruated on you


She's not on her period and she's not spotting, also it was just blood, not blood mixed with the other liquids from a period
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Old 11-21-2012, 12:40 AM   #11772
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Alright, so I need a little bit of help/advice or something. Or just your thought on it is good enough.


So, when I get really horny, and I have the option to have sex with a girl (even if I don't like them at all, or whatever) it takes so much ****ing willpower to stop myself it's ridiculous. Like, I've had sex with 5 different girls, and 3 of those girls were because I couldn't control myself. I just needed it. I had to.

What is wrong with me? I mean, my hormones can't be raging that damn hard, that I can barely control myself. I mean, I become so crazy and lustful that I can't think straight or anything. It's almost like I'm drunk, in terms of decision making, and clouded thoughts, etc.

Why does this happen to me? I mean, I'm turning 18 in 7 months, so I'm quite out of the raging puberty stage. Hell, I went through puberty early as a kid anyways.

I mean, why can't I control myself? I just can't. It's so damn hard.
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Old 11-21-2012, 06:15 AM   #11773
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You're like a horny puppy.

tfw one humps you for three hours before you wise up and realise he isn't neutured and isn't female.
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Old 11-21-2012, 06:54 AM   #11774
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Why does this happen to me? I mean, I'm turning 18 in 7 months, so I'm quite out of the raging puberty stage. Hell, I went through puberty early as a kid anyways.

I mean, why can't I control myself? I just can't. It's so damn hard.

You're in the 'my body wants me to shag everything because it thinks I'm gonna be dying soon' stage.
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:37 AM   #11775
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So I got a girl's number in a club last night! We made out and she felt my knob under my jeans - it felt AWESOME, first time I've been out clubbing and all that. Should I text her?
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:45 AM   #11776
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She has a PRS Custom 24 as well, apparently.. I'm so bad at texting people all like hey bbz wna c mi 2day lol xx
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:48 AM   #11777
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I don't rate hour and a half sex sessions.




My **** feels like it's about to fall off.
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:40 AM   #11778
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I don't rate hour and a half sex sessions.




My **** feels like it's about to fall off.

Then enhance your penal fitness. If it doesn't last at least an hour, why bother?
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:48 AM   #11779
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Then enhance your penal fitness. If it doesn't last at least an hour, why bother?

I don't understand what you're saying... We were having sex for an hour and a half and I'm sore.
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Old 11-21-2012, 12:25 PM   #11780
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Having sex for more than 30mins doesnt sound appealing to me. I have homework to do.
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