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Old Yesterday, 07:59 PM   #1
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What's your Otherkin?

To explain my hiatus, several months ago I became one with my inner horse and realized that typing with hooves was a difficult process and eating grass on a nice Suffolk pasture was the way to live my life. I've realized I've become a much happier man horse.

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Old Yesterday, 08:00 PM   #2
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id be a rabbit cause all the sex olololololololololololololol
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Old Yesterday, 08:01 PM   #3
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Old Yesterday, 08:02 PM   #4
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Old Yesterday, 08:06 PM   #6
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing ******ed but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Old Yesterday, 08:12 PM   #7
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Old Yesterday, 08:15 PM   #8
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing ******ed but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Old Yesterday, 08:16 PM   #9
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Old Yesterday, 08:18 PM   #10
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Old Yesterday, 08:19 PM   #11
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No, you're Joshua Garcia

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Old Yesterday, 08:20 PM   #12
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joshua garcia has now been banned due to an identity fraud because he thought he was a wolf but really he is a joshua garcia
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Old Yesterday, 08:24 PM   #13
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Old Yesterday, 08:25 PM   #14
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nice try but ima not ban you so easily
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Old Yesterday, 08:31 PM   #15
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hawk.

though I'd rather be a tiger but if I was some lameass poacher would prob shoot me.
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Old Yesterday, 08:32 PM   #16
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hawks are legit awesme. best bird by far
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Old Yesterday, 08:36 PM   #17
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I would be a dog, a German Shepard to be exact.
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