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Old 05-26-2013, 05:59 PM   #1
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I have found Madeleine McCann.

I was out on the beach in Spain and I was sure of what I saw. I know she was kidnapped in Portugal, but Portugal is pretty much just a different province of Spain so it makes sense that she drifted there.

Look.


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RIP Dime

EDIT: Sorry about picture size.
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:01 PM   #2
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Im ****ing crying LOLOLOLOL
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:07 PM   #3
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:08 PM   #4
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:09 PM   #5
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:09 PM   #6
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:10 PM   #7
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I wondered where I'd put that.

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Old 05-26-2013, 06:10 PM   #8
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I'm only interested in this thread if it becomes a Maddie jokes thread.
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:11 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:16 PM   #10
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Spoiler that shit

The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.

I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:17 PM   #11
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I'm only interested in this thread if it becomes a Maddie jokes thread.

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Old 05-26-2013, 06:28 PM   #12
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Why cant maddie mccan play on the xbox...










Coz I own a ps3
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:51 PM   #13
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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and my car keys?




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Old 05-26-2013, 06:52 PM   #14
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Old 05-26-2013, 06:58 PM   #15
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Spoiler that shit

The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.

I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.



Ooooh snaaaaapppp.
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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and my car keys?




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Talking about Maddie, Kate McCann has said: "It will be just me and Gerry left looking for her."

To be fair, you ****ing lost her in the first place.
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Old 05-26-2013, 07:06 PM   #18
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Talking about Maddie, Kate McCann has said: "It will be just me and Gerry left looking for her."

To be fair, you ****ing lost her in the first place.

Bono knows what that is like.

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Old 05-26-2013, 11:18 PM   #19
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Bono knows what that is like.

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