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Old Yesterday, 09:42 PM   #1
mr.retard
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Timeline of your life

Do a timeline of your life


Feb. 1989: Born
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2005: transferred from public school to a private school. Lost all my friends from public school.
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May 2007: Graduated high school from the private school.
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August 2007: Started college.
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May 2011: graduated college.
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August 2011: Got a job at a group home.
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August 2014: Left job at the group home.
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October 2015: Got a job at a dog daycare.
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Old Yesterday, 09:50 PM   #2
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1996: born
Everything else: just shit
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Old Yesterday, 09:59 PM   #3
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Trenchers.

Was yes.
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I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

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Old Today, 07:05 AM   #4
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1991: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
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1993: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
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Old Today, 07:07 AM   #5
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everyone would laugh at my shit milestones of my life if i posted mine like how long it took for me to get kissed
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Old Today, 07:08 AM   #6
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1991: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
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this p much

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everyone would laugh at my shit milestones of my life if i posted mine like how long it took for me to get kissed

how long did it take you to get kissed
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Old Today, 07:08 AM   #7
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1996: born
Everything else: just shit

Done
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ali wants to fuck me i just want him hit by a large object at high velocity tbf
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Old Today, 07:17 AM   #8
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1992: born
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1996: Moved to San Diego
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2002: First World Cup, fell in love with football, also moved to Sydney
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2004: Started high school
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2006: School trip to Japan, first job, first girlfriends
2007: Another trip to Japan, first guitar
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2009: Finished school, moved back to England
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2011: Started job I'm still in, went back to Australia for a few weeks, had sex
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2013: Moved out of my dad's, met my wife
2014: Became a dad
2015: Got married
2016: Became an uncle

Pretty standard really.
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Old Today, 07:22 AM   #9
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1982: born
2001: joined military
2003: Iraq
2005: Iraq
2006: Afghanistan
2008: Iraq
2009: Afghanistan
2009: Landstuhl Medical Center in Germany
2011: Job with offshore oil company
2013: Married
2014: Son born
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Old Today, 07:32 AM   #10
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1981: born

fuck this noise, imma do something else now
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Old Today, 07:32 AM   #11
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Location: London/Oxford
1990: born

in between: ????

now: profit

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Holy shit, I knew you were married with a kid, but I didn't know you were actually younger than me

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Old Today, 07:39 AM   #12
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1991 - Born
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1995 - Moved to Essex
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1997 - My first memory associated with a date
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2003 - Started secondary school
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2005 - Became emo
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2007 - First girlfriend
2008 - First kiss
2009 - Befriended all the people I'm currently best friends with
2010 - Started University, moved to Norwich
2011 - Got girlfriend again, got laid finally
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2014 - Graduated university with my Masters, moved back to Essex, my life fell apart
2015 - Got job moved to Cambridge
2016 - ? ? ?
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Old Today, 07:39 AM   #13
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born
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move country
now

riveting stuff
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Old Today, 07:52 AM   #14
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Holy shit, I knew you were married with a kid, but I didn't know you were actually younger than me


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Old Today, 07:57 AM   #15
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1991 - born
1995 - primary school
2003 - secondary school
2008 - started studying electrical engineering in college
2009 - dropped out of college in February, spent half a year being a miserably sack of poop, worked at my uncle's company for a bit, soldering stuff and filing down casings for GPS systems
2009 - started studying translation in September
2011 - moved to London for half a year (until Feb 2012) for an internship
2013 - did a two month internship March/April, got my bachelor's in translation in July, started a job 200 km from where I had lived all my life (except the bit in London), even during college.
2016 - made a timeline
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Old Today, 07:59 AM   #16
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1996: born
Everything else: just shit

yea but 1992
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