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Old 04-24-2013, 02:30 PM   #1
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Do I, hypothetically, have a shot at gay porn?
I am straight, but I'm also very hairy.

Recently I heard that being a "hairy bear" is a thing in the gay community. Is this true? And if so, are they in porn? If so, how much do they earn?

I'm just curious.

You know. You never know if if you end up in financial difficulty at one point.

Plus, gay for pay doesn't make you gay right?
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:30 PM   #2
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lol phil wat r u doin
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:30 PM   #3
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A lot of straight guys do gay porn because it pays well.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:31 PM   #4
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:35 PM   #5
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lol phil wat r u doin


I'm just sayin'.

Hairy men were all the rage in the 80s, now it's all about hairless nancy boys. I was born in the wrong decade. I'd be swimming in the clunge if I was in the 80s just now, but alas, no such luck. Surely there must be another advantage to all my hair!
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:36 PM   #6
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everyone in the world has a shot at porn

it may not be good but it's still porn
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:37 PM   #7
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The hairiness was a thing related to being a man's man. Based on your prior posts, you're way too chicken shit to have been considered a man's man in the '80s'. You're out of luck irrespective of the era you grew up in.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:38 PM   #8
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Dude, wtf are you on right now? Can I have some?
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:39 PM   #9
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:39 PM   #10
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everyone in the world has a shot at porn

it may not be good but it's still porn

I think people overlook the truthiness of this
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:44 PM   #11
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:45 PM   #12
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The hairiness was a thing related to being a man's man. Based on your prior posts, you're way too chicken shit to have been considered a man's man in the '80s'. You're out of luck irrespective of the era you grew up in.


I'm totally a man's man. *puts on robe and wizard hat*
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:55 PM   #13
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I suggest making a gay porno with "hairy bear" in the title and then seeing how much money you make.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:56 PM   #14
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well as long as you can keep n erection longer than 2 minutes while inside a man or a woman i dont see why not

but seeing as youre in the pit i doubt you can keep a stiffy for much longer than it takes for you too take a wizz
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Indeedle.



Phil you can be any porn that you want to be.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:02 PM   #16
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Phil you can be any porn that you want to be.


Thank you.


SEE? Angusfan believes in me, WHY CAN'T THE REST OF YOU??
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:05 PM   #17
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Plus, gay for pay doesn't make you gay right?


Yeah..
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:05 PM   #18
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You're a twink with the body hair of a bear. Im afraid there is no place for you in gay porn. You are a mistake, a freak, a thing that should not be, plz die OP.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:07 PM   #19
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why not regular porn?
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:07 PM   #20
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I'm just sayin'.

Hairy men were all the rage in the 80s, now it's all about hairless nancy boys. I was born in the wrong decade. I'd be swimming in the clunge if I was in the 80s just now, but alas, no such luck. Surely there must be another advantage to all my hair!

Nah hairy guys are hot.

Nothing's better than burying your face in a pair of hairy balls.
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