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Old 10-06-2012, 11:51 PM   #18321
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Depends.

Do you have your **** out when you chase them? If so, you might have some issues...



I can't help it if it flops out while I run every now and again


happens to everyone right?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:01 AM   #18322
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I can't help it if it flops out while I run every now and again


happens to everyone right?



"No occifer, it just happens I swear!!"

Would they find that as funny as I would?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:27 AM   #18323
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"No occifer, it just happens I swear!!"

Would they find that as funny as I would?



My magic 8 Ball says 'It is certain'



well that works for me, how about you?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:29 AM   #18324
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:32 AM   #18325
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How long do you think you'd last in jail? Assuming you got a life sentence without the possibility of parole, of course.
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:22 AM   #18326
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the whole time.
would I?
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:46 AM   #18327
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No.


Should i go to this party which is full with people i hate, or should i go hang out with this chick that wants my dick, but i'm not attracted to her in any way?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:08 PM   #18328
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yes go

can I go too?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:25 PM   #18329
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You didn't answer my question!!!

Would you answer it now?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:47 PM   #18330
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I refuse to answer. That's my answer, now suck it.

What's the 287th digit of pi?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:52 PM   #18331
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Your mama.


Do you also act like dicks to people who act like dicks to you?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:53 PM   #18332
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Depends. But usually yes.

Steelers/Eagles, who you got?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:54 PM   #18333
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Why the hate on the Steelers?
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:01 PM   #18334
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Because Ben Rapistburg?

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Old 10-07-2012, 01:14 PM   #18335
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Because Ben Rapistburg?

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Bad troll is bad

Who is your favorite team?
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:15 PM   #18336
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Should I make bolognese for dinner or just have spaghetti hoops on toast?
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:04 PM   #18337
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Bolognese.

Should I bother practicing my bassplaying, when the "level" I am currently at is more than good enough for the type of music I play?
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:14 PM   #18338
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Beef or lamb?
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:03 PM   #18339
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I enjoy both, but my vote I'd for beef.

I live in a house made primarily out of candy. Should I be afraid?
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:09 PM   #18340
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If you had a chance to do acid 'safely', would you do it?
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