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Old 10-07-2012, 07:46 PM   #18341
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Yes. Then write a song about it.

Wouldnt that song be cool?
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:06 PM   #18342
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Ask Jimi Hendrix.

Ok, you come home one day and there's a hot naked chick sleeping in your bed. What would you do? (seriously though)
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:54 PM   #18343
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Being a flaming homosexual, I'd do nothing.

Favorite type of prog rock?
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:58 PM   #18344
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Progy jazzi and heavy.


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Old 10-07-2012, 09:16 PM   #18345
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About 7; I do it once a day, every day. Always in the shower.

Do you think a diploma in audio engineering + plus my IT bachelor is enough to get into a studio?
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:26 PM   #18346
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To work there, maybe, depends how good of a sound man you are.


Would you buy weed from a nigga in a orange hat?
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:04 PM   #18347
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It's happened to me before, so I dont see why not.

How many times have you been arrested for public nudity?
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:12 PM   #18348
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2 times......

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I was drunk.......




Would you bang your own sister (or brother if you don't have a sister, or mother if you don't have a brother) on national tv to save the world?
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:20 PM   #18349
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Would you bang your own sister (or brother if you don't have a sister, or mother if you don't have a brother) on national tv to save the world?

Hmm. Nope. **** you all.

If only the good die young, do the truly evil live forever?
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:14 AM   #18350
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No, my old principal won't live forever. Many people won't let him.


Who's Walter?
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:55 AM   #18351
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who was phone?
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:50 PM   #18352
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Am I a cat, or a dancer?
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:57 PM   #18353
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Dancer. You haven't proven yourself awesome enough to be a cat :3

Or has he?
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:58 PM   #18354
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No.

Should i go to sleep is what i just asked, the real question is: will i listen to wahtever answer you give me?
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:36 PM   #18355
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I donr know you well enough, so I'll just assume no.

Are those 99˘ Arizona teas the f*cking tits or what?
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:03 PM   #18356
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:04 PM   #18357
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Do you?
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:04 PM   #18358
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Dono, but for some reason I have previously read her wii entry as the link was purple.

Are there any, preferably free, apps I should get for my new android thing? I'm new to this whole smartphone stuff.

edit: Dammit Dwight!
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:50 AM   #18359
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You didn't ask a question....

Which word applies to you more: Cunt ****** or Corn hole?
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:14 AM   #18360
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You didn't ask a question....

Which word applies to you more: Cunt ****** or Corn hole?

Neither, I'm simply awesome.

And I did ask a question previously, feel free to answer it;
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