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Old 06-24-2015, 09:30 AM   #1
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to beard or not to beard that is the question (shakespeare is stupid)

situation: cockroach in your room late at night. You are nearly falling asleep. Suddenly, you feel a faint movement on your face. it is the cockroach. crawling on your face.


question: would it be better to have a beard (roach is then walking on your beard but you don't know if it laid any legs or if there are more or anything).

or would it be better to have a clean shaven face (cockroach is literally on your skin, but you at least know it's the only one).


this is what it looks like
it's a cockroach
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:31 AM   #2
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Depends on how much I care about the beard. If I didn't care for it much, then the whole thing comes off and my chin gets a full dose of anti bacterial soap.
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:33 AM   #3
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People without beards don't have valid opinions anyway, so this is a pointless exercise.
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:39 AM   #4
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I'd want stubble.
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:43 AM   #5
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i voted before i read the thread. im honestly leaning against having a beard. you are like trapping the icky cockroach shit in there and just ew
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:43 AM   #6
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People without beards don't have valid opinions anyway, so this is a pointless exercise.

Agreed. But then I don't have a beard, so what do I know?
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:47 AM   #7
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i would also like to take an opportunity to mention that this thread will not have joke-banning, and particularly not banning the people who said 'no beard"


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Old 06-24-2015, 01:35 PM   #8
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Keep the beard and soak my chin in rubbing alcohol for 30 hours
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Old 06-24-2015, 01:36 PM   #9
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Old 06-24-2015, 01:39 PM   #10
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Poll options should have been "beard" and "beard"
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Old 06-24-2015, 01:42 PM   #11
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I always keep poison in my beard so beard
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Old 06-24-2015, 01:43 PM   #12
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btw i'm voting beard fo sho
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Old 06-24-2015, 01:48 PM   #13
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Beards are for people who are either insecure in their masculinity, or hobos.
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:11 PM   #14
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There's a reason they're not called beardroaches
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:14 PM   #15
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In generally men with beards are liars and sycophants.
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:17 PM   #16
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no beard cuz summer suxxx
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:22 PM   #17
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That roach isn't even a proper monster roach.
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:22 PM   #18
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Beards are for people who are either insecure in their masculinity, or hobos.

Wrong, I am simply too lazy to shave.

In that case, I don't really have a beard, as much as uneven hair shit hanging from my face, which is probably worse than having a well groomed hipster beard.
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:28 PM   #19
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the ideal answer is no cockroach
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:29 PM   #20
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Wrong, I am simply too lazy to shave.

In that case, I don't really have a beard, as much as uneven hair shit hanging from my face, which is probably worse than having a well groomed hipster beard.

if yr gonna have facial hair keep that shit tamed rule 1
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