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Old Yesterday, 02:39 PM   #1
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Strangest thing you have done or said while drunk?

heard on the radio a few weeks ago that a guy said he went to his parents house instead of his own while drunk

so what is the strangest thing you have said or done while drunk?
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Old Yesterday, 02:42 PM   #2
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Old Yesterday, 02:45 PM   #3
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Old Yesterday, 02:48 PM   #4
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I provided my friends with an hour long re-enactment of Japanese soldiers fighting in WW2 which ended with John Wayne (who was actually just my dad dressed up as John Wayne) battling a single Samurai in a desert to decide the ultimate fate of America.
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Old Yesterday, 02:49 PM   #5
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Old Yesterday, 02:53 PM   #7
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after my aunt's wedding we went to a hotel to party a bit.

i drank quite a bit, then smoked way too much weed.

the elevator ride back up to my floor gave me the spins and i stumbled out into the hallway, crashed into a lamp, fell on the floor, got back up and walked as fast as i could down the hallway hoping i was heading in the right direction.

my brother and cousin witnessed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing.
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Old Yesterday, 02:56 PM   #8
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I just bought a sexy fireman costume online last night while hammered. I needed a Halloween costume and my drunk self thought "Yeah, this looks reasonable."

This is not reasonable.

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Old Yesterday, 02:57 PM   #9
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I just bought a sexy fireman costume online last night while hammered. I needed a Halloween costume and my drunk self thought "Yeah, this looks reasonable."

This is not reasonable.

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Are you shitting me How much did it cost ya?
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Old Yesterday, 03:00 PM   #10
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Are you shitting me How much did it cost ya?

Like 50 bucks

I went on the website and there's no way to cancel the order... so I'm stuck with it until it gets here and I can return it. All I'm doing for Halloween is a party with my coworkers and I don't need that image on everyone's minds for the rest of the time I work with them.
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Old Yesterday, 03:07 PM   #11
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Old Yesterday, 03:22 PM   #12
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Layed back-down on the hood of someone's car and pissed in an arc water fountain style towards some bushes n shit. I think I couldn't stand up long enough without losing balance, so I improvised.
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Old Yesterday, 03:29 PM   #13
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Pissed on a virgin mary statue. Must have given me a lifetime of bad luck.
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Old Yesterday, 03:49 PM   #15
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Me and my friend had a brief conversation with a tree one time

The actual strangest things I've done when drunk are not things I am prepared to talk about.
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Told this girl I want to bang that I'm soon going to go get tested because I think I have an STD....
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Old Yesterday, 04:10 PM   #17
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alcohol is a disease of society
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Old Yesterday, 04:12 PM   #18
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alcohol is a disease of society


Society is a disease.

We treat the symptoms with alcohol...

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Society is a disease.

We treat the symptoms with alcohol...



alcohol is a treatment for ethylene glycol poisoning

ethylene glycol is a disease of society
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