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Old 06-11-2014, 10:36 AM   #1
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New Bodyguard Blanket invented to protect children from shootings

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-shootings.html

Is this for real?

Nice to see someone is cashing in on school shootings
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Old 06-11-2014, 10:40 AM   #2
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wtf it like barely covers them
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Old 06-11-2014, 10:53 AM   #3
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"ya know what? instead of stopping the supply of weapons to the general public, we should make a blanket that deflects bullets!"

actually a good idea for the tornadoes tho. I saw that Moore one pretty much firsthand and it's terrifying.
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Old 06-11-2014, 10:53 AM   #4
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"ya know what? instead of stopping the supply of weapons to the general public, we should make a blanket that deflects bullets!"

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Old 06-11-2014, 10:55 AM   #5
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Good job that aiming is literally impossible for a gunman, right?
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Old 06-11-2014, 10:56 AM   #6
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Dammit why didn't I think of this? This dude is going to make millions
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Old 06-11-2014, 10:57 AM   #7
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that commerical. ffs im gonna puke
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Old 06-11-2014, 11:04 AM   #8
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Can the tornado not just whisp them up anyway?
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Old 06-11-2014, 11:16 AM   #9
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Can the tornado not just whisp them up anyway?


The Bodyguard Blanket™ works like a wingsuit, allowing the children to glide safely to the ground after being 'whisped' up.
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Old 06-11-2014, 11:21 AM   #10
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Seems like a poncho would be better.

Also it is ridiculous that they feel every kid in every school should need one of these.
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Old 06-11-2014, 11:26 AM   #11
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Pffft it's not like these shootings happen every day!
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Dammit why didn't I think of this? This dude is going to make millions

right?
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Old 06-11-2014, 12:00 PM   #13
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Old 06-11-2014, 12:09 PM   #14
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Kind of terrible when you think about it. I mean, it's almost like we (as in America) have accepted the idea that school shootings are going to happen, so instead of at all trying to do something to try to keep these kinds of things from happening, this dude decided to make something to keep people from being killed when someone shoots them, and he'll probably get rich off of it. It's almost as bad as the new gun control laws that we have. Now, you have to promise not to kill anybody when you buy a gun.

EDIT: I think I'm going to throw up from that video.
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Old 06-11-2014, 12:29 PM   #15
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Should also sell it outside nightclubs, to stop the rapings and such.


I need in on this business.
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Old 06-11-2014, 01:20 PM   #16
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There's already a market of "concealed" body armor (anything that doesn't look like body armor, really). I think they all are good, but this feels... dirty.
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Old 06-11-2014, 01:35 PM   #17
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It's pretty sad that rather than doing something to prevent school shootings (you know, like to stop selling firearms to people who don't friggin' need them) instead, somebody has accepted that idiots exist and decides to create this thing.
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Should also sell it outside nightclubs and such, to stop the rapings and such.


I need in on this business and such.


There ya go.
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Old 06-11-2014, 01:37 PM   #19
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It's pretty sad that rather than doing something to prevent school shootings (you know, like to stop selling firearms to people who don't friggin' need them) instead, somebody has accepted that idiots exist and decides to create this thing.


you can make money selling guns
you can make money selling these blankets.

that's more profit than no guns and no blankets being sold
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you can make money selling guns
you can make money selling these blankets.

that's more profit than no guns and no blankets being sold



I could make money by sneaking venomous snakes into peoples bedrooms whilst they sleep and then selling them the antidote.

It does't mean these people should accept that I'm going to put snakes in their bedrooms.
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