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Old 12-21-2006, 04:04 AM   #1
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A man I call ****face

Well, me and a friend(Voltan/Aaron in chat) were talking, and we came about the subject of the perfect pitch ads, and their model, fuckface.




Now, this guy is like a total dick, look at him, he can be found on the ad in Guitar World in the perfect pitch ad, this guy is just rediculous. So, we made fun of him for hours, and his messed up smile, which granted him the name Fuckface.


Just thought I'd share this with UG.
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Old 12-21-2006, 04:05 AM   #3
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I was there when this first came up in chat
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ahaha he looks like some ******ed kid whos just been good and got a lolipop
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I've never had so much fun in the chat ever. Oh man... It still makes me laugh, even now.
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Old 12-21-2006, 04:07 AM   #6
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Well, i was actually at the fair that came to town this summer and they had a picture of one of the ads for perfect pitch. But instead of holding a red strat, he was on a roller coaster...

I guess those faces are generic "I'm having sooooo much fun because I spent my money on *anything*!"
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Old 12-21-2006, 04:26 AM   #7
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[19:10:49] Soquid> anyone get the new guitar player issue? fenders 60th anniversary issue [19:11:1] Voltan> I got that ****ing weeks ago [19:11:7] Soquid> me too [19:11:25] *** Voltan gets his issue [19:11:45] Voltan> "Sun, Surf, Hot Rods, and Gutiars" [19:13:24] Soquid> how come every perfect pitch ad, the person has a ******ed face [19:13:28] Soquid> its hilarious [19:13:34] *** Edward has joined #Ultimate-Guitar [19:13:43] Voltan> It gives you something interesting to look at, as opposed to the ad. [19:13:45] Soquid> lol, true [19:14:7] Edward> Hey, Aaron [19:14:27] Voltan> Guy ****ing looks like he could vomit and his face wouldn't change. [19:14:29] Voltan> Hey Ed [19:14:41] Voltan> His teeth are all way too white. [19:14:59] *** Voltan is talking about the ****er in the "Perfect Pitch" ad. [19:15:21] Voltan> Notice he isn't even making a ****ing chord with his hand.... [19:15:34] Brenden> He can hear the perfect pitch of my hershey squirts in the background. [19:15:41] Edward> THe guy with the red hair and looks like Dave Mustaine? [19:15:45] Soquid> no [19:15:47] Soquid> the new one [19:15:50] Voltan> No, the dipshit with the ugly ****ing smile [19:15:55] Edward> hmm [19:15:59] Edward> Which issue? [19:16:11] Voltan> Guitar Player, Jan 07 [19:16:52] Edward> LOL! [19:16:57] Edward> thats ****ing classic! [19:17:2] Soquid> lmao i know [19:17:22] *** Edward is cracking up [19:17:27] *** Soquid is too [19:17:37] Soquid> lmao [19:17:48] Edward> Its the combo of the hair and the smile [19:17:54] Edward> its ****ing hilarious [19:18:5] *** Soquid cant stop ****ing laughing [19:18:48] Voltan> The text of the ad sounds like one of those 12 yr olds who put emphasis with caps lock. [19:18:56] Voltan> WHAT IS THE PITCH YOU HEAR! [19:19:1] Voltan> ALL BY EAR!!!! [19:20:3] Voltan> I don't need an asswipe with a face and no knowledge of guitar to tell me how to use my ****ing ears. [19:20:11] ash> like you were some supporter of perfect pitch [19:20:18] Voltan> Hey Nathan, you're no longer ****face. [19:20:22] Voltan> I found a new ****face. [19:20:44] Voltan> The more I think about it, the more it makes me angry [19:20:52] Soquid> im gonna refer to him as ****face from now on [19:20:52] *** Voltan gets the scissors. [19:20:58] Edward> find the PERFECT PITCH! [19:21:30] Soquid> WITH A MESSED UP FACE, YOU TOO CAN HAVE PERFECT PITCH [19:21:42] Voltan> That's stupid...There's a section called "The Secret to Perfect Pitch" [19:21:59] Voltan> But there's no secret there, and even if there was, that's a stupid ****ing thing to do. [19:22:5] Voltan> Everyone will not he secret, no cost. [19:22:15] Voltan> AND STOP ****ING STARING AT ME, ****FACE!!!! [19:22:30] *** Voltan stabs ****face's eyes out with the aforementioned scissors. [19:22:46] Edward> I'm thinking of calling the number [19:22:54] Soquid> ****face was creeping me out, i closed the damn mag [19:22:56] Edward> and asking for THE PERFECT PITCH [19:23:19] Soquid> just excentuate THE PERFECT PITCH [19:23:21] Soquid> when you say it [19:23:26] Maxwell> scream it [19:23:34] Soquid> yeah [19:23:36] Soquid> thats what i meant lol [19:23:37] Edward> THat's what I'm thinking of doing [19:23:47] Voltan> THE PERFECT PITCH can suck my PERFECT ASS [19:23:53] Soquid> rofl [19:23:57] Edward> thats why I capitalized PARFECT PITCH [19:24:6] Voltan> PARFECT? [19:24:10] Edward> *perfect [19:24:14] Maxwell> yes, PARFECT [19:24:22] Voltan> Sounds like a redneck talking about THE PERFECT PITCH [19:24:35] Voltan> Get them there PARFECT PEETCH [19:24:39] Maxwell> yee hah [19:24:54] Soquid> lmao [19:25:35] Edward> screw it [19:25:41] *** Edward calls the line [19:25:56] *** Soquid wishes he had a cell phone to phone the line [19:26:22] Voltan> I do have a phone to call the line... [19:26:29] Voltan> But I don't even want to hear ****face talk to me. [19:26:36] Soquid> aha haha [19:26:52] Voltan> He probably sounds like the old gay man in Family Guy. [19:28:11] Edward> 1-888-745-8880 [19:28:18] Edward> Perfect PITCH! [19:28:44] Soquid> i wonder how well THE PERFECT PITCH works, THE PERFECT PITCH probably sucks dick, **** THE PERFECT PITCH [19:29:32] Voltan> Hey, I can hear my neighbors ****ing and name the exact PERFECT PITCH of her moaning! Thank you, PERFECT PITCH, and a special thanks to my good friend and gay lover, ****face. [19:29:45] Soquid> lmaorofl [19:29:48] Soquid> roflmao* [19:29:49] Edward> omg [19:31:40] Edward> LOL [19:31:54] Edward> I called and this lady aswered [19:32:37] Edward> and she says it works by using pitches [19:32:39] Edward> lol [19:32:44] Soquid> lol [19:32:47] Voltan> Hahahaha [19:32:58] Voltan> That's the funniest thing I've heard all day... [19:33:2] Soquid> well no shit you should have said [19:33:23] Soquid> did you say it like "PERFECT PITCH" too? [19:33:30] Edward> I asked if it worked for anyone else [19:33:35] Edward> and she said yes [19:33:44] Edward> and I asked if she had used it [19:33:53] Soquid> you should have brought up ****face [19:33:54] Edward> and she said no, but it works excellent! [19:33:58] Soquid> and how ******ed he is [19:34:14] Voltan> You should have just started mumbling about how stupid ****face is. [19:35:1] Soquid> did you ask about it like "PERFECT PITCH" when you asked? [19:35:36] Edward> yes [19:35:47] Soquid> nice [19:35:52] Edward> I'll call againg and ask about ****face [19:35:56] Soquid> lol [19:35:58] Soquid> do it! [19:36:22] Edward> someone else call too [19:36:43] Soquid> ask about ****face when you do [19:36:45] Soquid> lol [19:36:50] Soquid> to whoever does [19:37:33] Edward> I'm asking right now [19:37:39] Edward> lol [19:38:5] Edward> I told her that that guy in the PERFECT PITCH add was weird [19:38:6] Soquid> lol i meant to whoever else phones, if anyone [19:38:13] Soquid> yeah [19:38:34] Edward> she said okay, do you have any questoins about the perfect pitch? [19:38:59] Edward> and I said, "Yeah, have you ever met the guy" [19:39:4] Edward> "no" [19:39:13] Edward> "well, dont you think he's weird?" [19:39:22] Edward> "ummm, no" [19:40:31] Soquid> you should've asked what she was wearing, just to throw her off guard, like a"wtf" moment [19:40:33] Edward> "well, do you think he is really as big of a ****face as the add perceives?" [19:40:41] Soquid> rofl hahahah [19:40:49] Edward> *hangs up* [19:41:5] Voltan> Hahahahahaha! [19:41:6] Soquid> oh man [19:41:8] Voltan> That's priceless [19:41:9] Soquid> im laughing so hard [19:41:11] Soquid> hahah [19:41:21] Soquid> crazy [19:42:40] Edward> lol [19:42:52] Edward> I said it ina straight face too [19:43:12] Voltan> We should start a cult. [19:43:16] Voltan> "The Haters of ****face" [19:43:32] Maxwell> i`ll get the kool aid [19:43:52] Edward> Someone else should call about ****face [19:44:0] Soquid> ill join it [19:45:55] Voltan> AGHAEAKJFKLGASGs [19:45:57] Voltan> http://neutronstar.org/soc/Images/Perfect_Pitch.png [19:46:5] Voltan> He's hideous [19:46:21] Soquid> ahahahah [19:46:26] Edward> lol [19:46:31] Soquid> its ****face's brother, lmao [19:46:33] Soquid> or ****face [19:46:36] Soquid> but what ever [19:46:40] Soquid> it hilarious [19:46:46] Edward> LOL [19:46:55] Edward> its ****face ten years ago! [19:47:22] Voltan> It's ****face's gay incest supporting brother. [19:47:26] Voltan> Or old ****face. [19:47:31] Voltan> Same dif [19:47:48] Nathan> i thought i was ****face [19:47:55] Soquid> it looked like ****face [19:48:6] Edward> lol, [19:48:7] Edward> http://www.perfectpitchpeople.com/burge.jpg [19:48:13] Voltan> Shut up, ass****, I told you hours ago you aren't ****face. [19:48:15] Voltan> So get lost. [19:49:56] Voltan> Whoa, Ed, is that ****face? [19:50:1] Voltan> He looks ready to ****ing kill. [19:50:4] Edward> I dont know [19:50:24] Soquid> evil ****face [19:50:25] Soquid> lmao [19:50:32] Edward> but he loks like ****fece after reading this convo [19:50:38] Edward> *****face [19:50:41] Voltan> ****fece? [19:50:44] Voltan> ****-feces? [19:50:47] Edward> stfu [19:50:47] Soquid> lol [19:50:48] Voltan> I think he does. [19:53:20] Edward> "Play by ear~ instead of searching by hand!" [19:53:22] Edward> wtf? [19:54:9] Voltan> Wow...I hope they're talking about notes on instruments. [19:54:12] Voltan> And not like... [19:54:28] Voltan> "Find ****face's dong without the use of your hands" [19:54:35] Soquid> ROFLMAO [19:54:37] Soquid> HAHAAH [19:54:47] Voltan> Don't find ****face, he'll find you. [19:54:51] Soquid> i just about fell over laughing [19:56:6] Edward> Alright, I wish I could stay and talkl about ****face [19:56:10] Edward> but I have to go [19:56:41] *** Edward has Quit IRC (Quit: FIND THE PERFECT PITCH WITH ****FACE BY YOUR SIDE) [19:56:58] *** Edward has joined #Ultimate-Guitar [19:57:0] Voltan> Hahahaha, quit message FTW [19:57:2] Soquid> hahahah [19:57:6] Soquid> nice quit message man [19:57:9] Edward> lol [19:58:6] Soquid> ****face haters unite! [19:58:19] *** Edward has Quit IRC (Quit: ****FACE will get you, if you dont buy the PERFECT PITCH!) [19:58:41] Voltan> Hahahaha...oh man...good times. [19:58:53] Soquid> great times [19:59:55] Soquid> I wish there was some way to save this stuff [19:59:32] Voltan> There's always bash, but they wouldn't get the subtle humor that is ****face. [19:59:40] Soquid> true
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*pats Hak's shoulder*

It's ok, all you need to remember at times like this is...

Ed did the final editing!

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I see this being a meme....Good going, I feel sorry for that guy.

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Haha, the last one is the one that looks like he's ready to kill. Ah, ****face...the endless hours of laughter.
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