[19:10:49] Soquid> anyone get the new guitar player issue? fenders 60th anniversary issue
[19:11:1] Voltan> I got that ****ing weeks ago
[19:11:7] Soquid> me too
[19:11:25] *** Voltan gets his issue
[19:11:45] Voltan> "Sun, Surf, Hot Rods, and Gutiars"
[19:13:24] Soquid> how come every perfect pitch ad, the person has a ******ed face
[19:13:28] Soquid> its hilarious
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[19:13:43] Voltan> It gives you something interesting to look at, as opposed to the ad.
[19:13:45] Soquid> lol, true
[19:14:7] Edward> Hey, Aaron
[19:14:27] Voltan> Guy ****ing looks like he could vomit and his face wouldn't change.
[19:14:29] Voltan> Hey Ed
[19:14:41] Voltan> His teeth are all way too white.
[19:14:59] *** Voltan is talking about the ****er in the "Perfect Pitch" ad.
[19:15:21] Voltan> Notice he isn't even making a ****ing chord with his hand....
[19:15:34] Brenden> He can hear the perfect pitch of my hershey squirts in the background.
[19:15:41] Edward> THe guy with the red hair and looks like Dave Mustaine?
[19:15:45] Soquid> no
[19:15:47] Soquid> the new one
[19:15:50] Voltan> No, the dipshit with the ugly ****ing smile
[19:15:55] Edward> hmm
[19:15:59] Edward> Which issue?
[19:16:11] Voltan> Guitar Player, Jan 07
[19:16:52] Edward> LOL!
[19:16:57] Edward> thats ****ing classic!
[19:17:2] Soquid> lmao i know
[19:17:22] *** Edward is cracking up
[19:17:27] *** Soquid is too
[19:17:37] Soquid> lmao
[19:17:48] Edward> Its the combo of the hair and the smile
[19:17:54] Edward> its ****ing hilarious
[19:18:5] *** Soquid cant stop ****ing laughing
[19:18:48] Voltan> The text of the ad sounds like one of those 12 yr olds who put emphasis with caps lock.
[19:18:56] Voltan> WHAT IS THE PITCH YOU HEAR!
[19:19:1] Voltan> ALL BY EAR!!!!
[19:20:3] Voltan> I don't need an asswipe with a face and no knowledge of guitar to tell me how to use my ****ing ears.
[19:20:11] ash> like you were some supporter of perfect pitch
[19:20:18] Voltan> Hey Nathan, you're no longer ****face.
[19:20:22] Voltan> I found a new ****face.
[19:20:44] Voltan> The more I think about it, the more it makes me angry
[19:20:52] Soquid> im gonna refer to him as ****face from now on
[19:20:52] *** Voltan gets the scissors.
[19:20:58] Edward> find the PERFECT PITCH!
[19:21:30] Soquid> WITH A MESSED UP FACE, YOU TOO CAN HAVE PERFECT PITCH
[19:21:42] Voltan> That's stupid...There's a section called "The Secret to Perfect Pitch"
[19:21:59] Voltan> But there's no secret there, and even if there was, that's a stupid ****ing thing to do.
[19:22:5] Voltan> Everyone will not he secret, no cost.
[19:22:15] Voltan> AND STOP ****ING STARING AT ME, ****FACE!!!!
[19:22:30] *** Voltan stabs ****face's eyes out with the aforementioned scissors.
[19:22:46] Edward> I'm thinking of calling the number
[19:22:54] Soquid> ****face was creeping me out, i closed the damn mag
[19:22:56] Edward> and asking for THE PERFECT PITCH
[19:23:19] Soquid> just excentuate THE PERFECT PITCH
[19:23:21] Soquid> when you say it
[19:23:26] Maxwell> scream it
[19:23:34] Soquid> yeah
[19:23:36] Soquid> thats what i meant lol
[19:23:37] Edward> THat's what I'm thinking of doing
[19:23:47] Voltan> THE PERFECT PITCH can suck my PERFECT ASS
[19:23:53] Soquid> rofl
[19:23:57] Edward> thats why I capitalized PARFECT PITCH
[19:24:6] Voltan> PARFECT?
[19:24:10] Edward> *perfect
[19:24:14] Maxwell> yes, PARFECT
[19:24:22] Voltan> Sounds like a redneck talking about THE PERFECT PITCH
[19:24:35] Voltan> Get them there PARFECT PEETCH
[19:24:39] Maxwell> yee hah
[19:24:54] Soquid> lmao
[19:25:35] Edward> screw it
[19:25:41] *** Edward calls the line
[19:25:56] *** Soquid wishes he had a cell phone to phone the line
[19:26:22] Voltan> I do have a phone to call the line...
[19:26:29] Voltan> But I don't even want to hear ****face talk to me.
[19:26:36] Soquid> aha haha
[19:26:52] Voltan> He probably sounds like the old gay man in Family Guy.
[19:28:11] Edward> 1-888-745-8880
[19:28:18] Edward> Perfect PITCH!
[19:28:44] Soquid> i wonder how well THE PERFECT PITCH works, THE PERFECT PITCH probably sucks dick, **** THE PERFECT PITCH
[19:29:32] Voltan> Hey, I can hear my neighbors ****ing and name the exact PERFECT PITCH of her moaning! Thank you, PERFECT PITCH, and a special thanks to my good friend and gay lover, ****face.
[19:29:45] Soquid> lmaorofl
[19:29:48] Soquid> roflmao*
[19:29:49] Edward> omg
[19:31:40] Edward> LOL
[19:31:54] Edward> I called and this lady aswered
[19:32:37] Edward> and she says it works by using pitches
[19:32:39] Edward> lol
[19:32:44] Soquid> lol
[19:32:47] Voltan> Hahahaha
[19:32:58] Voltan> That's the funniest thing I've heard all day...
[19:33:2] Soquid> well no shit you should have said
[19:33:23] Soquid> did you say it like "PERFECT PITCH" too?
[19:33:30] Edward> I asked if it worked for anyone else
[19:33:35] Edward> and she said yes
[19:33:44] Edward> and I asked if she had used it
[19:33:53] Soquid> you should have brought up ****face
[19:33:54] Edward> and she said no, but it works excellent!
[19:33:58] Soquid> and how ******ed he is
[19:34:14] Voltan> You should have just started mumbling about how stupid ****face is.
[19:35:1] Soquid> did you ask about it like "PERFECT PITCH" when you asked?
[19:35:36] Edward> yes
[19:35:47] Soquid> nice
[19:35:52] Edward> I'll call againg and ask about ****face
[19:35:56] Soquid> lol
[19:35:58] Soquid> do it!
[19:36:22] Edward> someone else call too
[19:36:43] Soquid> ask about ****face when you do
[19:36:45] Soquid> lol
[19:36:50] Soquid> to whoever does
[19:37:33] Edward> I'm asking right now
[19:37:39] Edward> lol
[19:38:5] Edward> I told her that that guy in the PERFECT PITCH add was weird
[19:38:6] Soquid> lol i meant to whoever else phones, if anyone
[19:38:13] Soquid> yeah
[19:38:34] Edward> she said okay, do you have any questoins about the perfect pitch?
[19:38:59] Edward> and I said, "Yeah, have you ever met the guy"
[19:39:4] Edward> "no"
[19:39:13] Edward> "well, dont you think he's weird?"
[19:39:22] Edward> "ummm, no"
[19:40:31] Soquid> you should've asked what she was wearing, just to throw her off guard, like a"wtf" moment
[19:40:33] Edward> "well, do you think he is really as big of a ****face as the add perceives?"
[19:40:41] Soquid> rofl hahahah
[19:40:49] Edward> *hangs up*
[19:41:5] Voltan> Hahahahahaha!
[19:41:6] Soquid> oh man
[19:41:8] Voltan> That's priceless
[19:41:9] Soquid> im laughing so hard
[19:41:11] Soquid> hahah
[19:41:21] Soquid> crazy
[19:42:40] Edward> lol
[19:42:52] Edward> I said it ina straight face too
[19:43:12] Voltan> We should start a cult.
[19:43:16] Voltan> "The Haters of ****face"
[19:43:32] Maxwell> i`ll get the kool aid
[19:43:52] Edward> Someone else should call about ****face
[19:44:0] Soquid> ill join it
[19:45:55] Voltan> AGHAEAKJFKLGASGs
[19:45:57] Voltan> http://neutronstar.org/soc/Images/Perfect_Pitch.png
[19:46:5] Voltan> He's hideous
[19:46:21] Soquid> ahahahah
[19:46:26] Edward> lol
[19:46:31] Soquid> its ****face's brother, lmao
[19:46:33] Soquid> or ****face
[19:46:36] Soquid> but what ever
[19:46:40] Soquid> it hilarious
[19:46:46] Edward> LOL
[19:46:55] Edward> its ****face ten years ago!
[19:47:22] Voltan> It's ****face's gay incest supporting brother.
[19:47:26] Voltan> Or old ****face.
[19:47:31] Voltan> Same dif
[19:47:48] Nathan> i thought i was ****face
[19:47:55] Soquid> it looked like ****face
[19:48:6] Edward> lol,
[19:48:7] Edward> http://www.perfectpitchpeople.com/burge.jpg
[19:48:13] Voltan> Shut up, ass****, I told you hours ago you aren't ****face.
[19:48:15] Voltan> So get lost.
[19:49:56] Voltan> Whoa, Ed, is that ****face?
[19:50:1] Voltan> He looks ready to ****ing kill.
[19:50:4] Edward> I dont know
[19:50:24] Soquid> evil ****face
[19:50:25] Soquid> lmao
[19:50:32] Edward> but he loks like ****fece after reading this convo
[19:50:38] Edward> *****face
[19:50:41] Voltan> ****fece?
[19:50:44] Voltan> ****-feces?
[19:50:47] Edward> stfu
[19:50:47] Soquid> lol
[19:50:48] Voltan> I think he does.
[19:53:20] Edward> "Play by ear~ instead of searching by hand!"
[19:53:22] Edward> wtf?
[19:54:9] Voltan> Wow...I hope they're talking about notes on instruments.
[19:54:12] Voltan> And not like...
[19:54:28] Voltan> "Find ****face's dong without the use of your hands"
[19:54:35] Soquid> ROFLMAO
[19:54:37] Soquid> HAHAAH
[19:54:47] Voltan> Don't find ****face, he'll find you.
[19:54:51] Soquid> i just about fell over laughing
[19:56:6] Edward> Alright, I wish I could stay and talkl about ****face
[19:56:10] Edward> but I have to go
[19:56:41] *** Edward has Quit IRC (Quit: FIND THE PERFECT PITCH WITH ****FACE BY YOUR SIDE)
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[19:57:0] Voltan> Hahahaha, quit message FTW
[19:57:2] Soquid> hahahah
[19:57:6] Soquid> nice quit message man
[19:57:9] Edward> lol
[19:58:6] Soquid> ****face haters unite!
[19:58:19] *** Edward has Quit IRC (Quit: ****FACE will get you, if you dont buy the PERFECT PITCH!)
[19:58:41] Voltan> Hahahaha...oh man...good times.
[19:58:53] Soquid> great times
[19:59:55] Soquid> I wish there was some way to save this stuff
[19:59:32] Voltan> There's always bash, but they wouldn't get the subtle humor that is ****face.
[19:59:40] Soquid> true