10-15-2009, 09:03 AM
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More fluid than Jeff Beck
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Scotland
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The UG Questionnaire
I think this can generate some lulz, so I hope it's not somehow against the rules. I have prepared for you a questionnaire of my own design. Some of the questions are your run-of-the-mill type fare, some are musically related, but I have tried to make the majority of them somewhat unusual or interesting so that it doesn't turn into one of those threads where everyone posts but no one really reads the content.
Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them. Username: Real first name: Sex: Religion (or lack thereof): Nationality: First vegetable that comes to mind: Favourite band: Favourite guitar player: Favourite guitar: Favourite album: Best concert you've attended: Tea or coffee: Ever been to Spain? Do you drink? Do you smoke? Wacky Baccy? Ever taken a dump outside? What's the weather like there? Favourite film: Do you give money to hobos? Ever bungy jumped or skydived? What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Favourite Simpsons character: Are you a virgin? Record no. of faps in a day: Favourite cheese: Ever had a wet dream? Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Favourite animal: Do you live on the coast? Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Favourite author + book: Any tattoos? Do you like them? Can you lick your elbow? Last thing you bought: Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Clean, overdriven or distorted? Have you read LOTR? Ever broken someone's nose? Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: What's your dream job? First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Ever been in a car accident? Flamethrower or rocket launcher? And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? |
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10-15-2009, 09:09 AM
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25 characters is not enou
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Adelaide, South Orztrayah: Home of the suspected serial killer tyler_j
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Finally looks like a decent one
 Username: Zero-Hartman Real first name: James Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist Nationality: Scottish/Australian First vegetable that comes to mind: Zuchini Favourite band: Smashing Pumpkins (for old times sake) Favourite guitar player: Billy Corgan Favourite guitar: Fender Jazzmaster Favourite album: Takk... Best concert you've attended: I've attended quite a few, but either Arcade Fire/Chemical Brothers/Smashing Pumpkins/Alice In Chains/NIN get the spot Tea or coffee: 2 spoons of coffee, no sugar or milk. Ever been to Spain? No, don't really want to. Do you drink? Too much. Do you smoke? When I've been drinking. Wacky Baccy? If the chance arises Ever taken a dump outside? Not yet. What's the weather like there? Currently 11:43pm, so dark and wet. Favourite film: Tough choice, probably National Lampoon's Animal House. Do you give money to hobos? Never see any. Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet. What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember :/ Favourite Simpsons character: Duffman/Gill Are you a virgin? No Record no. of faps in a day: 3 Favourite cheese: Brie Ever had a wet dream? Yes Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing in real life, the internet is far scarier Favourite animal: Great White is fucking badass Do you live on the coast? Near enough Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York or Morocco Favourite author + book: Bill Bryson - Short History Of Nearly Everything Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet. Can you lick your elbow? No. Last thing you bought: 2 t-shirts, one Flight Of The Conchords one and one Bill and Ted one. Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Graze on my knee  Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean Have you read LOTR? Naturally. Ever broken someone's nose? No. Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Photography What's your dream job? University lecturer First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A house Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not a huge height. Ever been in a car accident? No. Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher. And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Phone the hospital.
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10-15-2009, 09:11 AM
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doin' dat funky viagra
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Glasgow
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Username: jgbsmith
Real first name: Jonny Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Atheist Nationality: Scottish/German First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot Favourite band: Dream Theater Favourite guitar player: Petrucci Favourite guitar: dunno lol Favourite album: In The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson Best concert you've attended: Slipknot at Download 09 Tea or coffee: Tea Ever been to Spain? No Do you drink? Yeah Do you smoke? a bit Wacky Baccy? once or twice Ever taken a dump outside? no, IIRC What's the weather like there? overcast Favourite film: dunno lol, I like a lot of films Do you give money to hobos? not normally Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember Favourite Simpsons character: Sideshow Bob Are you a virgin? no Record no. of faps in a day: 7 Favourite cheese: gouda Ever had a wet dream? yeah Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: /b/ Favourite animal: dog Do you live on the coast? no Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America Favourite author + book: Stephen King - It Any tattoos? Do you like them? nah Can you lick your elbow? no Last thing you bought: bread and cream cheese Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: croup as a baby Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean Have you read LOTR? no Ever broken someone's nose? no Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: drumming What's your dream job? sound tech First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: macbook pro Ever jumped into the water from a large height? jumped off a pier once.. Ever been in a car accident? no Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? your dad
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10-15-2009, 09:15 AM
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Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: LOLville, KY
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Username: primusfan (is that a serious question?)
Real first name: dave Sex: male Religion (or lack thereof): orthodox-inquiring catholic atheist Nationality: american First vegetable that comes to mind: cucumber Favourite band: CAKE Favourite bass player: james jamerson Favourite bass: '62 sunburst precision bass. Favourite album: i can't answer that. way too difficult. Best concert you've attended: the presidents of the USA. or ween. going to see the pixies next month! Tea or coffee: tea Ever been to Spain? nope Do you drink? yep. Do you smoke? yep. Wacky Baccy? rarely. Ever taken a dump outside? regrettably, yes. What's the weather like there? rainy. overcast. Favourite film: the big lebowski Do you give money to hobos? not anymore. i'll buy them food though. Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i've forgotten already. oh yeah, i meant to get her a movie ... none of the stores had it. i was upset. it ended up coming on TV though so we watched it together. Favourite Simpsons character: ralph wiggum Are you a virgin? nope. Record no. of faps in a day: seven Favourite cheese: none Ever had a wet dream? nope. Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: i don't know. Favourite animal: dog. Do you live on the coast? not anymore. Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): northern cal. oregon. washington state. Favourite author + book: hunter s thompson Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope. Can you lick your elbow? nope. Last thing you bought: two five layer burritos; two chicken burritos. Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: mono. or a broken arm. Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdriven Have you read LOTR? nope. Ever broken someone's nose? almost. Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: reading. bowling. What's your dream job? studio musician. guitar/bass teacher. jazz bass gigging. all at once. First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a shen sb100 with bow. invest some of it. put the rest in savings. Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yep. Ever been in a car accident? yep. Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower. And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? make sure it wasn't my own with the other hand. if it it was, shit brix. if it wasn't ... go about my day. |
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10-15-2009, 09:17 AM
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Bored.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: behind you.
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People would probably tend not to read others' posts, i.e. walls of text ftw.
But okay then. Username: batiboy06
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I don't bloody think so
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Eastbourne, UK
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Username: Liberchaotica
Real first name: Tom Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist Nationality: English First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot Favourite band: Iron Maiden Favourite guitar player: Paul Gilbert Favourite guitar: Probably LP at a push Favourite album: Couldn't say Best concert you've attended: Muse Tea or coffee: Tea Ever been to Spain? No Do you drink? Sometimes Do you smoke? No Wacky Baccy? No Ever taken a dump outside? No What's the weather like there? Sunny but cold Favourite film: The Thing Do you give money to hobos? No Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't remember Favourite Simpsons character: Don't have one Are you a virgin? No Record no. of faps in a day: 6 I think Favourite cheese: brie Ever had a wet dream? Rarely, but yes Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Ah, that would be telling. Favourite animal: Penguin Do you live on the coast? Very nearly Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Russia Favourite author + book: Clive Barker - Books Of Blood Any tattoos? Do you like them? One, on my left forearm. I love it. Can you lick your elbow? You wont get me! Last thing you bought: MS points Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Cancer Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven Have you read LOTR? Nope Ever broken someone's nose? Wanted to, but no Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading What's your dream job? Lazy fat bastard First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Try and get my hands on a PGM301 Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No Ever been in a car accident? A very minor one Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? .....lick it
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10-15-2009, 09:25 AM
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Dance With The Penguin
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In yo' pants
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Username:Capt_Clarkson
Real first name:Ben Sex:Male Religion (or lack thereof):Atheist Nationality:British First vegetable that comes to mind:Cabbage Favourite band:Red Hot Chili Peppers Favourite guitar player:John Frusciante Favourite guitar:Telecaster, Crimson Red Favourite album:The Empyrean Best concert you've attended:Go:Audio Tea or coffee:Coffee Ever been to Spain?Nah bro Do you drink?YES Do you smoke?Not anymore Wacky Baccy?Aye Ever taken a dump outside?Nope What's the weather like there?Awful Favourite film:Kill Bill Vol.1 Do you give money to hobos?PFT NAH Ever bungy jumped or skydived?Nope What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Not a clue Favourite Simpsons character:Homer Are you a virgin?Not anymore Record no. of faps in a day:Ermm 3 I think Favourite cheese:Chedder Ever had a wet dream?Probably Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:1guy1horse Favourite animal:Wolf Do you live on the coast?Nope Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Your mum's cooch Favourite author + book:Tolkien, LOTR Any tattoos? Do you like them?Not got any yet, want one though Can you lick your elbow?Nope  Last thing you bought:Can of coke Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Shattered my right hand and dislocated two of the fingers on it Clean, overdriven or distorted?Distorted Have you read LOTR? YES!!! Ever broken someone's nose? Nah, broke someones jaw though, ages ago Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming I guess What's your dream job?Guitar teacher First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Buy a giant lizard and train it to fight Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Don't think so Ever been in a car accident?Aye Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Freak out, obviously |
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10-15-2009, 09:25 AM
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Similar to a pony
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Florida, USA
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Username: metaldud536
Real first name: Josh Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): agnostic Nationality: American First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas  Favourite band: L'arc En Ciel Favourite guitar player: Daita Favourite guitar: My Ibanez RG321MH Favourite album: Scar Symmetry - Holographic Universe Best concert you've attended: ehhh.... Tea or coffee: Tea Ever been to Spain? No Do you drink? No Do you smoke? No Wacky Baccy? wat Ever taken a dump outside? No What's the weather like there? Humid Favourite film: Taegukgi The brotherhood of War Do you give money to hobos? Nay Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothin Favourite Simpsons character: Dr. Nick Are you a virgin? Ye Record no. of faps in a day: 2 Favourite cheese: American cheese Ever had a wet dream? Nope Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: the beheading of american civilian worker Favourite animal: Bird Do you live on the coast? Near it Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan Favourite author + book: Gantz Any tattoos? Do you like them? I like tattoos but I have none Can you lick your elbow? Nope Last thing you bought: 120GB Zune Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Panic attacks Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven Have you read LOTR? Nope Ever broken someone's nose? No Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing and gaming What's your dream job? Session guitarist First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Porshe Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nah Ever been in a car accident? Nope Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocketlauncher And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go to hospital to surgically remove it.
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10-15-2009, 09:25 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Where pediophiles can't find me
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Username: DesertEagle
Real first name: Connor Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): Meh sort of Christian Nationality: Australian First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber Favourite band: Guns N Roses (pre Chinese Democracy) Favourite guitar player: Slash Favourite guitar: White Telecaster Favourite album: Appetite For Destruction Best concert you've attended: 2008 Big Day Out RATM!!!! Tea or coffee: Coffee Ever been to Spain? No actually Do you drink? Yep lots!! Do you smoke? Yeh a bit not really a fan tho Wacky Baccy? Yeh more than cigarettes Ever taken a dump outside? GOD YES!!! What's the weather like there? Getting Sunny Summers Coming!!! Favourite film: Pulp Fiction/Resevoir Dogs Do you give money to hobos? Occasionally Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No want to do both What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Book she wanted Favourite Simpsons character: Snake or Homer Are you a virgin? No Record no. of faps in a day: about 3 Favourite cheese: Brie Ever had a wet dream? I think i have dont really remember was a while ago  Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A body getting burnt at an India Crematorium Favourite animal: Siberian Tiger Do you live on the coast? Yes Perth Western Australia!!! Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Los Angeles/ New York Favourite author + book: Matthew Reilly - Six Sacred Stones Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tats Can you lick your elbow? I dont think anyone can Last thing you bought: Beanie Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my arm when i was 2 and a half Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted nothing more or less Have you read LOTR? the 2nd one only Ever broken someone's nose? No broke someones ankle playing soccer tho Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Drums What's your dream job? Professional Musician or Sound Engineer/Producer First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: PIMP MY GARAGE/BANDROOM Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeh 7 metres Ever been in a car accident? No not really Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rockets FTW And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ADD IT TO THE COLLECTION!!!! THAT MAKES 6!! |
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10-15-2009, 09:29 AM
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UG's only DB
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Presidential Palace
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Username: Deliriumbassist
Real first name: Ben Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist agnostic Nationality: British First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot Favourite band: At the moment... InMe Favourite guitar player: Dave McPherson or John Butler Favourite guitar: Framus AK1974 Favourite album: Lateralus- Tool Best concert you've attended: Tool w/ Russian Circles Tea or coffee: Neither Ever been to Spain? Twice Do you drink? Yes Do you smoke? No Wacky Baccy? Not for a few years Ever taken a dump outside? This was a regular occurance in the wilds of India What's the weather like there? 'orrid Favourite film: Se7en Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Sent her and Dad to Venice for a weekend Favourite Simpsons character: Moe Are you a virgin? No Record no. of faps in a day: I've never counted. When I do, I'll update Favourite cheese: Collier's Welsh Mature Cheddar Ever had a wet dream? Yup Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing springs to mind Favourite animal: Tigers Do you live on the coast? Nope Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Angkor Wat Favourite author + book: In Europe- Geert Maak Any tattoos? Do you like them? The Coheed and Cambria keywork. I still like it. Even if I end up hating it, it marks a point in my life, so no bad done there. Can you lick your elbow? I'm not trying. Last thing you bought: Bottle of pepsi Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: MRSA Clean, overdriven or distorted? As a bassist, clean Have you read LOTR? Yes Ever broken someone's nose? Yes Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: I enjoy just walking around the place What's your dream job? What I am - pro musician First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Pay off my student loan, or my parent's mortgage Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No Ever been in a car accident? Yes Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Use my medical knowledge to remove it, and attach it onto someone's chin. |
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10-15-2009, 09:30 AM
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Ministress of Cabinetry
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Florida
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Username: yellowfrizbee
Real first name: Jackie Sex: Female Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Atheist Nationality: Amurikan First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato Favourite band: Too many Favourite guitar player: Petrucci Favourite guitar: I love all guitars  Favourite album: Iunno Best concert you've attended: MSI Tea or coffee: Tea Ever been to Spain? No, but a quarter or my relatives were born from Spain. Do you drink? Yeah Do you smoke? No Wacky Baccy? The hell is that? Ever taken a dump outside? Cant say I have What's the weather like there? Sunny; its Florida Favourite film: Old Boy Do you give money to hobos? Yep. Food too! Me and the hobos are tight Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Hell. No. What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Money Favourite Simpsons character: Dont watch it Are you a virgin? no Record no. of faps in a day: Girls cant fap? Favourite cheese: The multi colored one Ever had a wet dream? If thats simply a sexual dream, then yes.  Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I saw old people dirty grind dancing on eachother Favourite animal: Chicken Do you live on the coast? Not really Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan or UK Favourite author + book: Exact Revenge (lololol I dont read so...im limited) Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet Can you lick your elbow? Fuck yes I can. And im damn quick to show it off proudly too. Last thing you bought: Pumpkins!! Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Fell through a dock and got a nail through my leg Clean, overdriven or distorted? OVERDRIVEEE!!!111!!11!1 Have you read LOTR? Hell no and never will. Havnt even seen films. Ever broken someone's nose? No, im gentle Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Paintballing What's your dream job? Restaurant Critic  First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Id buy myself my own ****ing Island Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Psshh I cant even go off the high dive Ever been in a car accident? When I was a baby Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower for sure And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Id cut it off The more you know about yellowfrizbee
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Username:brooklynsoulja1
Real first name:ricky Sex:m Religion (or lack thereof):lack thereof=P Nationality:PuertoRican/Scottish First vegetable that comes to mind:carrot Favourite band:metallica Favourite guitar player:paul gilbert Favourite guitar:Iceman Favourite album:Toxicity Best concert you've attended:Metallica Tea or coffee:coffee Ever been to Spain?nop Do you drink?occasionally Do you smoke?occasionally Wacky Baccy?huhhhh?? Ever taken a dump outside?yup What's the weather like there?warmm Favourite film:scarface Do you give money to hobos?hellno Ever bungy jumped or skydived?nop=\ What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?nothing=) Favourite Simpsons character:bart Are you a virgin?nopeee Record no. of faps in a day:7 Favourite cheese:holey? Ever had a wet dream?yup Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:bus+oldlady=death Favourite animal:platapus Do you live on the coast?close enough Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):tehh pit Favourite author + book:Twilighttt Any tattoos? Do you like them?no Can you lick your elbow?yes Last thing you bought:brownie Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:super runs Clean, overdriven or distorted?distortionnnn Have you read LOTR?yup trilogy and hobbit Ever broken someone's nose?no Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:watchin football What's your dream job?rockstarr First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:guitarzzz Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no Ever been in a car accident?no Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamthrower And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?unstitch it?
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Hard as Rock
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: teh North
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Username: JohnnyV
Real first name: Johnathan Sex: Only with women who are a 9 or more on the scale of 10 Religion (or lack thereof): none Nationality: Canadian First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot Favourite band: Led Zeppelin Favourite guitar player: Jimmy Page Favourite guitar: Gibson EDS 1275 Doubleneck Favourite album: Led Zeppelin IV Best concert you've attended: ACDC Tea or coffee: Pea or Toffee? Ever been to Spain? NO Do you drink? I have to drink SOMETHING or i'd die... Do you smoke? no Wacky Baccy? WTFky? Ever taken a dump outside? yes What's the weather like there? sunny and cold Favourite film: Lod of the Rings Do you give money to hobos? No Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Toe nail clippers Favourite Simpsons character: seriously? Are you a virgin? No Record no. of faps in a day: probably like 5 Favourite cheese: CHEDAAARRRR!!! Ever had a wet dream? No Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Well...once this girl observed me anal f*ck another girl Favourite animal: Dog Do you live on the coast? Yes Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia Favourite author + book: Terry Goodkind and Wizards First Rule Any tattoos? Do you like them? I be getting one soon Can you lick your elbow? No, but i can lick YOUR elbow Last thing you bought: McDonalds Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Syphillis (jk) Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven Have you read LOTR? YES Ever broken someone's nose? No Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Watching women masturbate What's your dream job? Rocking out First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a boat Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 35 feet Ever been in a car accident? Yes Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Salad tosser And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Lick it |
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10-15-2009, 09:41 AM
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Hi!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Buried under snow, Oslo, Norway
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Username: MushroomBomb
Real first name: Paal (pronounced like Paul) Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): None Nationality: Norwegian First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber Favourite band: Muse Favourite guitar player: Matt Bellamy Favourite guitar: Manson Glitterati Favourite album: Absolution Best concert you've attended: Iron Maiden Tea or coffee: Tea Ever been to Spain? Nope Do you drink? Occasionally Do you smoke? Nope Wacky Baccy? No idea what this means >_> Ever taken a dump outside? Yes. What's the weather like there? Cold. Favourite film: Too many. Do you give money to hobos? Once a year or so. Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I'd love to some day. What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A huge suitcase for travelling. Favourite Simpsons character: Maggie. Are you a virgin? Yes. Record no. of faps in a day: 4-ish. Favourite cheese: Brie. Ever had a wet dream? Yeah. Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: No idea. Favourite animal: Cat. Do you live on the coast? No. Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mums bed/Lace Como Favourite author + book: New Spring, by Robert Jordan. Any tattoos? Do you like them? No. Can you lick your elbow? Nope. Last thing you bought: Brütal Legend for the xBox 360. Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Whiplash. Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean/overdriven. Have you read LOTR? Yeah. Ever broken someone's nose? Nope. Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming. What's your dream job? Author. First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new T.V. Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 10 metres, does that count? Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, bus crash. Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower. And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go back to sleep.
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10-15-2009, 09:50 AM
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zzwraaar!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: somewhere
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Username:Look the the left
Real first name:Matt Sex:Male Religion (or lack thereof):None Nationality:Canadian First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrots Favourite band:Opeth Favourite guitar player:Jari Maenpaa Favourite guitar:All of the above Favourite album:Blackwater Park - Opeth Best concert you've attended:Opeth + Enslaved Tea or coffee:Nope Ever been to Spain?No Do you drink?No Do you smoke?No Wacky Baccy?Huh? Ever taken a dump outside?No What's the weather like there?A wee bit cold Favourite film:Pulp Fiction Do you give money to hobos?No Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?A toaster Favourite Simpsons character:Dr. nick Are you a virgin?yes Record no. of faps in a day:I never keep count, that's just weird Favourite cheese:Marble Ever had a wet dream?No Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:Unknown Favourite animal:Leemurs Do you live on the coast?No Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Jupiter Favourite author + book:Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks Any tattoos? Do you like them?No Can you lick your elbow?No Last thing you bought:GTA: Liberty City Stories Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:6-inch cut on my leg Clean, overdriven or distorted?all of the above Have you read LOTR?No Ever broken someone's nose?No Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Video games What's your dream job?Hitman First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Cuba Ever jumped into the water from a large height?is 10-15 feet a large height? Ever been in a car accident?No Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Both, in one device And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?PARTY!!!!
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10-15-2009, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Australia
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Username: kenan6346
Real first name: Kenan (duh...) Sex: Male Religion (or lack thereof): Christian Nationality: Aust. First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot (no further discussion  )Tea or coffee: Tea Ever been to Spain? No Do you drink? Yes Do you smoke? No Wacky Baccy? wat Ever taken a dump outside? No What's the weather like there? Fine Do you give money to hobos? No What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember Favourite Simpsons character: Homer Are you a virgin? Yes Record no. of faps in a day: 4 Favourite cheese: Coon? Ever had a wet dream? No Do you live on the coast? Yeah Clean, overdriven or distorted? OD or Dist., depends how I feel... Ever been in a car accident? Yes Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? lol *** |
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10-15-2009, 09:55 AM
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UG's Child of Bodom
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New York
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Username: kepermessiah22
Real first name: Tom Sex: male Religion (or lack thereof): raised Catholic but im kinda agnostic now Nationality: American First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot Favourite band: Children of Bodom Favourite guitar player: Alexi Laiho Favourite guitar: Jackson RR24, or my LTD EX-351 Favourite album: hmm, Follow the Reaper or The Jester Race Best concert you've attended: either the first Gigantour or the most recent one with In Flames, Bodom and Megadeth Tea or coffee: tea Ever been to Spain? nope Do you drink? yeah Do you smoke? not regular smoker, but if offered i do, or if im drinking Wacky Baccy? every so often Ever taken a dump outside? no What's the weather like there? cloudy and cold Favourite film: LOTR trilogy Do you give money to hobos? not usually Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? nothing because im away at school and it was a few days ago Favourite Simpsons character: Homer Are you a virgin? no Record no. of faps in a day: not sure Favourite cheese: muenster or provolone Ever had a wet dream? no Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: i was driving on a highway and saw a deer run across 3 lanes and jump over the divider only to be smacked in the head by a Volkswagon and sent spinning back across those 3 lanes it had ran across. Favourite animal: wolves, snakes Do you live on the coast? yeah Place you'd most like to visit: England, Ireland, Sweden, Germany, a lot of places Favourite author + book: JRR Tolkien, LOTR trilogy Any tattoos? Do you like them? none yet Can you lick your elbow? no Last thing you bought: cigarettes & beer Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: never really had bad injuries or diseases Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted Have you read LOTR? yes Ever broken someone's nose? nope Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Baseball, American football, hockey What's your dream job? audio engineer, guitar tech First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: build a studio Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah Ever been in a car accident? no Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut it off, it's only stitched on
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10-15-2009, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Username: Souphead2000
Real first name: Griffin Sex: Yes please. Male. Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof Nationality: American/Native American First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato Favourite band: Right now Threat Signal. Favourite guitar player: Dimebag Darrell Favourite guitar: Schecters and PSR's Favourite album: Dont really have one. Best concert you've attended: Slipknot and Trivium. Tea or coffee: Coffee ftw. Ever been to Spain? No but it sounds nice. Do you drink? When the oppertunity comes yes. Do you smoke? Yeah. Wacky Baccy? Oh yeah. Ever taken a dump outside? Yep. What's the weather like there? Cold and Drizzly Favourite film: The Departed. Go Mark Walhberg. Do you give money to hobos? Depends. Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but I want to. What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I dont remember. Favourite Simpsons character: Bart. Are you a virgin? Not at all. Record no. of faps in a day: Hmmm 3. Favourite cheese: Too many. Ever had a wet dream? Never. Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A father get his ass beat by his 16 year old son. Favourite animal: Wolves. Do you live on the coast? I live on the east coast. Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Got too many places on that list. Favourite author + book: Not a big reader. Any tattoos? Do you like them? Im saving up for my first tatt which is Jappanese Kanji for music and suffering on the back of my neck. Can you lick your elbow? No. Last thing you bought: A monster and a pack of ciggs. Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: A major head injury. Lost a lot of blood and got 6 stiches in my head. Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted. Have you read LOTR? No. Ever broken someone's nose? Nope. Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games. What's your dream job? Professional Musician. First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I'd go to Guitar Center and buy a lot of stuff. Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes. Ever been in a car accident? Not a bad one. Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher. And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if I still had both of mine in my sack.
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Up with Metal!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Mars (nah, im an aussie)
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10-15-2009, 09:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: PNW
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Username: DimebagLivesOn
Real first name:Ian Sex:Male Religion (or lack thereof):Agnostic Nationality:USA First vegetable that comes to mind:Onion Favourite band:Mastodon Favourite guitar player:Steve Vai Favourite guitar:Schecter Hellraiser Sunset Deluxe Favourite album: Disconnected-Fates Warning Best concert you've attended:Mastodon/Dethklok Tea or coffee:Coffee Ever been to Spain? No Do you drink? No Do you smoke? No Wacky Baccy? wat Ever taken a dump outside? Yes What's the weather like there? Varies a lot Favourite film: Reservoir Dogs Do you give money to hobos? No Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? She doesn't deserve gifts Favourite Simpsons character: Homer Are you a virgin? No Record no. of faps in a day: 7? Favourite cheese: Pepperjack Ever had a wet dream? No Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Guy having a seizure. I was like 8 Favourite animal: Otters Do you live on the coast? No, bout 2 hours away Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Scotland Favourite author + book: meg Any tattoos? Do you like them? No Can you lick your elbow? Haven't tried Last thing you bought: Goldfish Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Severe Bronchitis Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven Have you read LOTR? Yes Ever broken someone's nose? No Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Running What's your dream job? Electrical engineer First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Give enough so my parents can pay off the house Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No Ever been in a car accident? Yes Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream
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