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Old Yesterday, 10:24 AM   #1
Joshua Garcia
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The device you'll love soo much, you can't wait to get your hands on it

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...um-wanking.html

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Indeed, no one need ever leave the house again thanks to Pornhub’s Wankband, a wearable that powers up your phone with each self-loving stroke. The bracelet is embedded with a weighted valve that measures each movement up and down, generating energy it then stores for use on your charge-less electronics.


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Old Yesterday, 10:25 AM   #2
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We gotta buy that in bulk. Every Pit user benefits
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.

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Old Yesterday, 10:30 AM   #3
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SHouldn't it be no one needs to go home cause we can just jerk it on a bench to charge our phones?
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Old Yesterday, 10:34 AM   #4
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how did i know this would be something masturbatory before even clicking the thread
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Old Yesterday, 10:43 AM   #5
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"What are you doing, boy?"
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.

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Old Yesterday, 11:54 AM   #6
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We gotta buy that in bulk. Every Pit user benefits

I think we've solved the worlds future energy problems in one quick stroke.
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Old Yesterday, 12:21 PM   #7
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That seems very handy.
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Old Yesterday, 12:27 PM   #8
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embedded with a weighted valve that measures each movement up and down, generating energy it then stores for use on your charge-less electronics


so people with big dicks will have no trouble charging their phone and people with small dicks need to keep wanking?
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Old Yesterday, 01:45 PM   #9
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so people with big dicks will have no trouble charging their phone and people with small dicks need to keep wanking?

Just another gross example of big dick privilege.
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Old Yesterday, 01:53 PM   #10
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is this for real?
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Old Yesterday, 03:18 PM   #11
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a fuc**king Fender telecaster american WHITE LEFTY
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Old Yesterday, 03:31 PM   #12
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energy for the future
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Old Yesterday, 04:01 PM   #13
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a fuc**king Fender telecaster american WHITE LEFTY



What even is this post? Are you trying to start a new in thread in a current thread?
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Old Yesterday, 04:09 PM   #14
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It really is optimal for the pit, because it should work while playing guitar too. Just sucks for them sweep-picking f*ggots because alternate picking charges your phone much more effectively.
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Old Yesterday, 05:54 PM   #15
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will the average person be able to top off before getting off?
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Old Yesterday, 05:56 PM   #16
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now it's a race to fap fast enough to keep your phone charged while you look at porn on your phone.
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Old Yesterday, 06:01 PM   #17
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It really is optimal for the pit, because it should work while playing guitar too. Just sucks for them sweep-picking f*ggots because alternate picking charges your phone much more effectively.


Alternate picking=/=sweep picking.

Two totally different things for two totally different sounds/techniques
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This is better, critiques your stroking for maximum efficiency.
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