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Old 01-14-2016, 08:59 AM   #1
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Please get your flu vaccines

This years flu is bad, i mean bad! Don't risk being out of commission for 3 weeks with severe headaches and nausea, or worse Death. Get it as soon as possible, and try to encourage your friends and loved ones to do the same.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:01 AM   #2
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OP is clearly a CIA agent.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:02 AM   #3
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being out of commission for 3 weeks
Dear God yes please sign me up.

I work 6 days a week and only got like 4 days off for Christmas so you'll excuse me if 3 weeks sounds like paradise.

I often wish the raccoons would maul me when I'm outside so I'll have a good excuse to not go to work.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:03 AM   #4
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Flu jabs cause autism
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:04 AM   #5
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If I'm lucky I'll get one with rabies.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:05 AM   #6
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Flu jabs cause autism



Pretty much everybody here claims to have it already anyway, so what's the problem?
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:05 AM   #7
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:07 AM   #8
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Pretty much everybody here claims to have it already anyway, so what's the problem?

Autism is stackable, so you might end with 2 autisms!
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:07 AM   #9
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I've never had the flu, and my immune system is terrible. I'll take my chances.

I need my affluenza vaccine, though.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:09 AM   #10
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I don't mean to diminish your message but flu is always bad.

People think flu is nothing because they call colds 'flu'. Real flu is always nasty and always carries a risk of death.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:10 AM   #11
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I don't leave my house, so no.
The last time I left my house was... December 27th.
I went to pick up a pizza.
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Old 01-14-2016, 09:42 AM   #12
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I don't leave my house, so no.
The last time I left my house was... December 27th.
I went to pick up a pizza.

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Old 01-14-2016, 10:15 AM   #13
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You just want me to be injected with chemicals that make me want to buy things.
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Old 01-14-2016, 10:35 AM   #14
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Nah

The good thing about being a germaphobe is you never get proper sick you just feel like shit all the time from all the lysol you inhale I'm gonna have so much cancer
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Old 01-14-2016, 12:30 PM   #15
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The time for the flu jab has come and gone. It's normally October when I get the letter telling me I can get one but then I never do because I'm hardcore.
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Old 01-14-2016, 12:50 PM   #16
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I missed the deadline for my free vaccination and I am more concerned about my teeth so I would rather go to the dentist than pay for a vaccination right now.

More importantly, you should wash your hands thoroughly and regularly and avoid people who are sick and practice good hygiene in general. In particular, avoid schoolchildren.
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Old 01-14-2016, 01:02 PM   #17
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I literally can't get a flu shot. I'm allergic to it. If I try to have one, I'll vomit multiple times and my throat will constrict to the point where It gets difficult to breathe.

So no thanks.
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Old 01-14-2016, 01:06 PM   #18
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Flu jabs cause autism

I havent had them, and don't have it. Can confirm.
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Old 01-14-2016, 01:25 PM   #19
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I got mine and now my cat is autistic.



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Old 01-14-2016, 02:32 PM   #20
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I never get sick, so nah thanks I'm good.
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