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Old 05-18-2011, 02:54 PM   #1
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:11 PM   #2
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Oh perfect. Then I don't have to think of something to change the subject.

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Old 05-18-2011, 03:28 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:52 PM   #4
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These don't sound like very good ambitions when driving...Judas Priest makes people want to go 200 mph, and Realm of Chaos is now an album for ramming shit. You are dangerous, dangerous people.

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Old 05-18-2011, 05:45 PM   #5
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So did anyone watch the interview between Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly?
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:50 PM   #6
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Sounds like the name of a metal band

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Old 05-18-2011, 05:55 PM   #7
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Old 05-18-2011, 06:13 PM   #8
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Remember the old days, when regular sexual acts were sufficient?

Psht, never.
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Old 05-18-2011, 06:18 PM   #9
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Old 05-18-2011, 06:18 PM   #10
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So did anyone watch the interview between Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly?

Yeah, it was pretty funny. Stewart totally owned the guy.
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These don't sound like very good ambitions when driving...Judas Priest makes people want to go 200 mph, and Realm of Chaos is now an album for ramming shit. You are dangerous, dangerous people.

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Old 05-18-2011, 06:21 PM   #11
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You call Ledney, ill order pizza
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Old 05-18-2011, 06:23 PM   #12
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Yeah, it was pretty funny. Stewart totally owned the guy.

Bill was being way to ridiculous and repetitive... I think Jon Stewart has a great show. I know its supposed to be a comedy show but I think it reports better news than just about any other news show
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Old 05-18-2011, 06:24 PM   #13
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Rotting nuns pepperoni and priest cockcheese for me plz.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

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Old 05-18-2011, 06:27 PM   #14
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Old 05-18-2011, 06:47 PM   #15
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Can you tell them to add two bottles of Goat's Blood, please?
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Old 05-18-2011, 07:04 PM   #16
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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Old 05-18-2011, 07:08 PM   #17
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These don't sound like very good ambitions when driving...Judas Priest makes people want to go 200 mph, and Realm of Chaos is now an album for ramming shit. You are dangerous, dangerous people.

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Old 05-18-2011, 07:09 PM   #18
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Old 05-18-2011, 07:21 PM   #19
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Red Wine, man. So much more body to it. However, dont touch the last 1/6th of the bottle, as the tannins aggregate in the bottom of the bottle (with cheap wine). Hangover catalysts.
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Old 05-18-2011, 07:25 PM   #20
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