Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > Music > Bands & Artists > Metal
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 09-17-2014, 09:46 PM   #1
HammettIsKing
Registered User
 
HammettIsKing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
VIP Packages (Mostly Slipknot)

I'm going to be attending one of the Slipknot concerts this fall when they came to my neck of the woods. I've never done a VIP package before and I'm really considering getting one for this. I can't really find any reviews online for Slipknot's VIP packages in the past. Anyone have any past experience with Slipknot's VIP or any other bands? If so could you share and give me a review of what you did and what you thought? I appreciate all the feedback. Thanks.
HammettIsKing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 07:10 AM   #2
NABEF9
Destroyer of the Universe
 
NABEF9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Banished from the sanctuary
Are you from Guam?
__________________
We are born, we grow up, and we want to move on
And everyone seems to reach for the sun
NABEF9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 10:14 AM   #3
HammettIsKing
Registered User
 
HammettIsKing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Lol no I'm from the USA. Why?
HammettIsKing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 01:27 PM   #4
crazysam23_Atax
Burning away
 
crazysam23_Atax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Cal-eye-forn-ia
You couldn't pay me to go to a Slipknot concert. Sorry.


So...no, I have no experience with them, other than their first album being ok and the rest of their work catering to the radio rock bullshit.
__________________
Tunes?

Bandcamp

Now working on my upcoming EP "Discarnate". See the expected track list on my bandcamp.



Terry Prachett is funnier than you! Discworld
crazysam23_Atax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 02:59 PM   #5
progbass
UG Resident
 
progbass's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
These guys are still around? Huh.
__________________
HESSIAN HAREM
FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
progbass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 04:03 PM   #6
The Virtuoso
L'…tranger
 
The Virtuoso's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: BodÝ, Norway
I was shooting up some heroin with Sam in this run-down dump of a disco bar in order to meet Slipknot. The place smelled like a whore's taint, and I'm sure it had been open as long too. It reminded me of Kyto's clenched ass cheeks at the last dive bar I went to. It was one of those places that only exists for sad fat-fucks who still think they are living Boogie Nights fifty years later. Sam is one of those cocksuckers with his Travolta hair, and that godawful, white leisure suit. He kept going on about how his cock was bigger than Dirk Diggler's. I told him I've heard microphallus is a shitty way to live, but they have options now. He kept insisting that I let him shoot up in his cock so he could show me. It was like John Holmes had ****ed a mule and Sam got best of both worlds. That's when Joey walked in.

Sam was embarrassed. You see, he loved Joey like Joey was the man who had just injected heroin into his cock (I was that man). I told him not to worry. Joey was probably impressed. He was, and he showed his excitement through his hot-topic black, leather pants. He asked me-Sam being my bottom bitch and all- if he could touch the monstrous totem pole erected from Sam's trousers. I told him he could only touch it in poly-rhythms, so he started working it like a man trying to wring the last drops of water on Earth out of a cum-stained towel. What I'm saying is that he was jerking Sam off so hard that I though he had fucking Parkinson's. Mick must of heard what was going on from the next stall because he came charging in yelling "My name is Mick, and this is my DICK!!!" He must of liked it dry because Sam and him screamed out like a hyena being fucked by a cat in heat when Mick filled him from the back.

Craig and Sid started up the turntables at that point. The only words I could make out over Sam's banshee cries and Mick's constipated grunts were, "I AIN'T GONNA BUMP NO MORE WITH NO FAT WOMAN!!!" I was kind of worried at this point. Sam looked like he was gonna prolapse any minute now, and a few guys were just standing around with their limp dicks hanging out like they do on stage. I didn't see Paul. I guess he was probably ODing somewhere, and Jim was banging on his stall walls trying to get us to keep it down because he was trying to perfect a tantric orgasm just from taking a shit

I had been pushed up against a wall, and I could see the neon lights flashing like a Hitchcock film through a crack in the wall. I wanted to get out, but that's when I heard him. "I push my fingers into my... FUCK! I push my fingers into my... ASS!!" "YES!" It was Corey, and he was jerking his cock like a jock mocking a retard by slamming his fist against his chest. He asked me if I was enjoying his VIP package. I told him I was because I thought he would stop trying to seduce me with his eyes if I said yes. He just smiled with that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty and told Clown to come finish him off.

That was when I decided I would never take Sam and an ounce of heroin backstage again.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.

Last edited by The Virtuoso : Yesterday at 11:34 PM.
The Virtuoso is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 04:11 PM   #7
ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
 
ChemicalFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The United Kingdom
I don't think anyone could forget.
__________________
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote:
Originally Posted by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
ChemicalFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 05:53 PM   #8
VampireGoldfish
Suddenly...
 
VampireGoldfish's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: life has new meaning.
I hope the VIP package includes an exclusive behind the scenes look at how Slipknot was created by some Suits who wanted to capitalize on Mushroomhead's formula without signing them.
__________________
A heathen, conceivably
but not,
I hope,
Iím not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural
It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
VampireGoldfish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 06:14 PM   #9
jimihendrix6699
Registered User
 
jimihendrix6699's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazysam23_Atax
So...no, I have no experience with them, other than their first album being ok and the rest of their work catering to the radio rock bullshit.

lol
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.
jimihendrix6699 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 06:52 PM   #10
progbass
UG Resident
 
progbass's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Quote:
Originally Posted by VampireGoldfish
I hope the VIP package includes an exclusive behind the scenes look at how Slipknot was created by some Suits who wanted to capitalize on Mushroomhead's formula without signing them.

The Gap kids play metal, but they wear jumpsuits and masks while promulgating all that angry teenage noise. It's brilliant
__________________
HESSIAN HAREM
FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
progbass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 07:05 PM   #11
Helloween4Ever
Keeper of the Seven Keys
 
Helloween4Ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: I Want Out from Where the Rain Grows
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Virtuoso
*Post Space reserved for fun story time with your friendly, neighborhood TV when I return from work*

You guys remember my VIP package with Metallica? I also had one with Slipknot at a sleazy disco joint.

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by severed-metal
Wanting to know measurements from men's pants to women's pants is a surefire sign of a transsexual serial killer.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stranglehold
A creamy guinness from a proper shitty old man bar will save your life, but a bad one from a nightclub will destroy your arsehole.

lfm
Helloween4Ever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 07:26 PM   #12
ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
 
ChemicalFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The United Kingdom
Does anyone have a link to his Metallica story.

I kind of feel the urge to read it again/
__________________
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote:
Originally Posted by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
ChemicalFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 09:17 PM   #13
Helloween4Ever
Keeper of the Seven Keys
 
Helloween4Ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: I Want Out from Where the Rain Grows
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChemicalFire
Does anyone have a link to his Metallica story.

I kind of feel the urge to read it again/

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...light=metallica
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by severed-metal
Wanting to know measurements from men's pants to women's pants is a surefire sign of a transsexual serial killer.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stranglehold
A creamy guinness from a proper shitty old man bar will save your life, but a bad one from a nightclub will destroy your arsehole.

lfm
Helloween4Ever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 09:22 PM   #14
ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
 
ChemicalFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The United Kingdom
Like a fine wine.
__________________
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote:
Originally Posted by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
ChemicalFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 09:36 PM   #15
progbass
UG Resident
 
progbass's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
I want the sequel we were promised. Reading that again brings a rustic joy to my mind. Oh the woe of growing older
__________________
HESSIAN HAREM
FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
progbass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 10:40 PM   #16
MHDrunk
It's Always Teatime
 
MHDrunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: HERE COMES METAL FORCE
i thought slipknot weren't allowed in this forum?

i just noticed there's no nu-metal forum any more

can't we just ban slipknot discussion outright?
__________________
When aught is heard or seen which holds the soul strongly bent to it, the time passes away and we perceive it not; for one faculty is that which notes it, and another which possesses the undivided soul; the former is as 'twere bound, the latter free.
MHDrunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 11:06 PM   #17
HammettIsKing
Registered User
 
HammettIsKing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Even if it's not Slipknot does anyone here have any experiences that you care to share of VIP packages with any other bands and what your thoughts on it were?
HammettIsKing is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 11:19 PM   #18
ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
 
ChemicalFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The United Kingdom
The only band I know where the VIP packages are spoken highly of is The Devin Townsend Project.
__________________
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote:
Originally Posted by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
ChemicalFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 11:35 PM   #19
The Virtuoso
L'…tranger
 
The Virtuoso's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: BodÝ, Norway
Enjoy.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
The Virtuoso is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Today, 12:02 AM   #20
jimihendrix6699
Registered User
 
jimihendrix6699's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
The slipknot hate is a shame
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.
jimihendrix6699 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:20 PM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.