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Old 01-17-2013, 03:37 PM   #1
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Cap'n Buckruckhum lookin for able bodied, scurvy sea dogs for pirate crew. APPLY HERE

Ahoy shipmates, a life aboard sweaty, cramped vessels awaits the fortunate amongst ye to join me on me crusade for DOOBLOOONS! Submit ye pirate application here and be counted!

Positions: navigator, quartermaster, parrot, cook, cabin boy, mutineer, Shipmaker, first mate.

Crofty89: General sea dog

We don' be acceptin any old lanlubbers though! Include all ye skills and past voyages in ye application.









Basically submit applications for the imaginary positions on my pirate ship

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Old 01-17-2013, 03:38 PM   #2
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:38 PM   #3
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:39 PM   #4
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:39 PM   #5
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You, a Captain?

Maybe if ye grovel and beg, Captain Daytripper will allow ye to scrub the bowels of the ship for a while!
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:40 PM   #6
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:43 PM   #7
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I dressed as Jack sparrow for halloween once, I've been on numerous ferry crossings and Im currently drinking Kraken. I think I should be captain don't you?
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:51 PM   #8
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:51 PM   #9
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:52 PM   #10
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:53 PM   #11
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:56 PM   #12
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You, a Captain?

Maybe if ye grovel and beg, Captain Daytripper will allow ye to scrub the bowels of the ship for a while!


No nary, quibbling, son of a bilge rat questions cap'n buckruckhum's authority! Captain Daytripper can try to hold his grog and cross sabres with me and I'll have the pissant funnelate my kraken!
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:59 PM   #13
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I volunteer as mutineer and parrot

Noone ever suspects the parrot
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:01 PM   #14
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Avast ye, ye bilge-sucking rapscallion, this be a mutiny! This be the the ship of Cap'n Daytripper! Ye be looking for a fight? Aye we'd scuttle your ship and cleave you to the brisket 'fore you could even look at 'im. Now go clean the head with your tongue you gut-throttling mackerel 'fore we tie ye to the mizzen.

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Old 01-17-2013, 04:04 PM   #15
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Avast ye, ye bilge-sucking rapscallion, this be a mutiny! This be the the ship of Cap'n Daytripper! Ye be looking for a fight? Aye we'd scuttle your ship and cleave you to the brisket 'fore you could even look at 'im. Now go clean the head with your tongue you gut-throttling mackerel 'fore we tie ye to the mizzen.

Ye'll never be half the man your mother was.


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Old 01-17-2013, 04:07 PM   #16
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ARRR! The fabled Cap'n Daytripper! Ye half-puffed cap'n and his half-puffed crew be no match for Cap'n Buckruckham and his crew of the mangiest dogs this side of the atlantic! I'll scuttle ye vessel and leave the oceans embrace to welcome ye and then take over the port of UG!


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:09 PM   #17
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inb4 daytripper


daytripper's gonna be really super irate
cause he thinks that he's the best pirate
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:11 PM   #18
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I volunteer as general sea dog. I can take orders, shift cannonballs with ease, and look mighty fine in a bandanna. I'm not missing an eye or leg but am willing to rectify that situation for the right crew. I can hold me grog and sing sea shanties with the best of 'em. Previous voyages include commandeering a swan-shaped pedalo and attacking old people on a boating pond in Mablethorpe.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:15 PM   #19
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volunteer as general sea dog. I can take orders, shift cannonballs with ease, and look mighty fine in a bandanna. I'm not missing an eye or leg but am willing to rectify that situation for the right crew. I can hold me grog and sing sea shanties with the best of 'em. Previous voyages include commandeering a swan-shaped pedalo and attacking old people on a boating pond in Mablethorpe.



YE be the mangy dog that I be looking for! Consider the postion of General sea god yours!
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:20 PM   #20
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