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Old 09-01-2011, 07:59 PM   #81
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Haha I like this thread
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:10 PM   #82
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Go on post secrets, there would be loads of 'templates' for the quotes, most of them are about rape and stuff though.
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:26 PM   #83
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:32 PM   #84
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:56 PM   #85
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:04 PM   #86
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pretty sure that's a quote off of the film 500 days of summer.


Damn right it is! Best film ever.
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Old 09-01-2011, 10:20 PM   #87
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This is the best thread in a long time
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Old 09-01-2011, 10:38 PM   #88
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:15 PM   #89
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:41 PM   #90
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Old 09-02-2011, 04:57 AM   #91
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God I love this thread.
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Old 09-02-2011, 05:02 AM   #92
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:21 AM   #93
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"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:34 AM   #94
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:28 AM   #95
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I can't be bothered making a picture, but I thought I'd share this absolutely hilarious piece of shit I came across on Facebook.



A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 Mph on a Motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I am scared
Guy: No this is Fun

Girl: No its not Please its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you Love me

Girl: Fine, I Love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug

(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me
In the paper the next day:

A Motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure
Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived

The truth was that halfway down the road
the guy realized that his breaks broke

but he didn't want to let the girl know
Instead he had her say she loved him
felt her hug one last time,

then had her wear his helmet
so she would live even :'( :'( :'(

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Old 09-02-2011, 09:57 AM   #96
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Alright, made some more of these. Didn't come out so well but meh.






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Old 09-02-2011, 12:27 PM   #97
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That last one omg
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:23 PM   #98
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These make me laugh alot more than they probably should

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Old 09-02-2011, 01:33 PM   #99
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That "What is love" thing angers me.
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:35 PM   #100
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These make me laugh alot more than they probably should



ROFL.
That was the first here that made me just burst out laughing
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